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They just chose as many random things to put in a title and it was actually true

reminded me of this classic

I was waiting for this comment

The cheese of truth

👆

Immigrants... cause...

             cancer

Don’t forget Tits Tits Bingo Tits

Ok?

Watch this then you’ll understand https://youtu.be/ym3TBf8CKic

My sides fuck

I know as soon as u commented I started laughing thinking about the video

Yeah I forgot about that video

There’s a second one but it’s not as funny

Sequel in never as good as the original.

I think it was “tits tits bingo tits” I might be wrong

Sound about right

Meet the crack addicted wahabist trans people who fight for facism on the streets of Dubai.

And it works

I mean I guess.

Who... Do we root for?

I want to point out they're fighting Islamic State In Syria in Peru.

Well isis is just pouring over the Syrian-puruvian border #buildthewall

There's an ISIS caravan traveling for the Syrian-Peruvian border as we speak

I need drone strikes and I need them now.

The entirety of the US Armed Forces is already posted in Peru as we speak.

Very good, DISMISSED

gosh now i feel exactly the same as the usa when they signed an alliance with the soviet union to fight a common enemy

I don’t know anymore I guess it a mad max situation

I mean I'd take furries over ISIS anyday

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ive never seen a more VICE title

This article makes me feel less bad about watching Kendall Roy fire the entire staff of a fake internet news company (called Vaulter) in that show Succession.

“Conflict porn and hipster money.” Still makes me chuckle

Edit: the fake news company in the show was primarily based on Vice and Gawker, w a little buzzfeed as well.

Awesome show, too. Cannot recommend enough.

Yeah I try to shield my self from them there the buzz feed of “real news”

you know it’s fake right

If you’ve ever seen a vice article it looks just like this

not this extreme. its fake

These are confusing times...

The answer time traval

Their headline reads like they tapped the center option of autocorrect a bunch of times

If you look though the comments and find another one of mine about the cheese of truth

Fighting ISIS in the streets of liGma

That's how I read it first.

wHaTS LiGmA??

Ligma is a cardiovascular disease first found in South Africa. It is a waterborne disease often found in dirty water, and can be treated with gototherapy.

Ligma, the Cigty of Kigngs

Hey, at least it's for a good cause...

How exactly are they fighting isis?

Sending them furry giantess feet porn, probably

By yiffing, obviously.

For a second I thought the furries wanted to shag ISIS

I so hate it, when i snort too much ketamine, then accidentally order animal head from eBay and destroy an international terrorist organization, just to get into a crappy Vice article, so relatable

Lima is in peru in south fucking america how is he doing shit to stop isis?

ISIS has a presence in places other than the middle east. I think a major ISIS leader was recently captured in Peru

Oh shit oh fuck the furries caught him

Not sure who i should be supporting rn tbh

They're pouring over the Peru-Syrian border #buildthewall

i can't believe the furries are now allied with peru i mean peru is against maoists not isis

Well I mean. At least their helping to take down ISIS?. I don't know man, I mean it's still cringey as fuck

At least their helping to take down ISIS?

Are they though? Or is this some feel-good slactivisim?

Probably not

Honestly, this sounds like a ridiculously wild ride. Sign me up.

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What’s ligma

LIGMA BALLS!

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...wut

What else do you expect from Vice news?

Pro us business puff pieces that support overthrowing countries under the veil of wokeness. It's like fox but not racist.

Please tell me this is satire.

what

I'm sorry, what? Thanks to that title, now I feel dizzy when I close my eyes.

Sounds like a TV show.

I think the xanax addicts are not the furries exactly...

This sounds like bullshit to me u can’t snort cans anyone who fucks with that shit knows that

Yike

Epic

This sounds like a fucking Mad Lib. "Hey guys give me a final noun" "Okay fine Kelly. ISIS" "Okay guys the sentence is,"

now thats a brand new sentence right there

r/nottheonion

I mean, at least they’re against isis. I was worried when I read it because I misread it as they were fighting for the Islamic state.

Ketamine? I’m thinking about r/LEGOYoda

Shit just went from 0 to fucking 100 Real quick.

I can’t imagine there are a lot of Yakuza in Peru but hey, what do I know.

2 super villains combined

Every other word of that headline was like a punch to the gut

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time to ally with the isis i guess

Got some "obscure" soldiers to protect the frontlines

isn't vice this trendy hipster news thing?

Was really hoping this was a real article.

chaotic good

Just regular Vice news

I'd so watch a movie about this guy

Isis in Peru is really afraid right now.

like what the heck there is no ISIS in Lima but i can't believe there are furries in Peru i thought they only existed in the USA, and UK and the Netherlands and Mexico and idk just these 4 countries

hrmmm, ketamine

I read Ligma instead of Lima. Would've made it even better.

I... I guess their heart is in the right place?

Don't snort xanax, just take it like a normal person jeez

Yes because these are “normal”

I have my limits

I don’t care who they are, they’re fighting the good fight

at least they’re fighting a “good?”Fight I hate radical Islam as much as the next guy so at least it doesn’t say FiGHtiNg NAziS

Peru was stormed by maoists but currently the ruling party is left wing so well

It seems like it's satire

I didn’t realize you could fight ISIS in the streets of Lima

like there is no ISIS in Lima only unwanted immigrants

Do you like hurting people?

Bartards are the last group of people I want defending social liberty, right behind furries

Chaotic neutral

Ah yes they’ve found the one true weakness of isis...they fear large furry headed people that nod out. If only the military could get in on this

Good thing isis doesn’t have guns or anything like that

On the one hand, that sounds fuckin absurd, on the other hand, it is Vice “””””””””””News””””””””””“

What the hell

That's a shitshow and a half.

what the fuck

Between this and the cooling pad...

r/brandnewsentence

I haven’t seen anything worse

r/brandnewsentence

https://youtu.be/Ia7fUQXskvA

The cheese of truth

snorting xannax doesn't work...

This is what I imagine an acid trip to be

i got whiplash from this

r/BrandNewSentence

I'm so conflicted... On one hand, they're fighting ISIS... but they're gang members a d furries, who are addicted to drugs, whilst being drug traffickers

now we don't have time to unpack all that!

This looks like a case of r/brandnewsentence and r/iamverybadass all together.

You can’t snort Xanax it won’t get you high

There’s so much to take in

r/nottheonion

Your user picture is questionable for this sub

My friend told me to make it my pfp so I did and I was just too lazy to change it

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WHAT

There is...Quite a lot to unpack here

Own a dumb fursuit, I do. Addicted to ketamine, I am.

~~This is completely false don't ban me kay thanks~~

this was on my birthday and i’m proud

What did I just read

Alright you know what, just you do you

Don’t give them ideas

There’s so much to process here

Wait this is in my country!!!!

Have fun with that

Help

The best I can offer is advice to move to Germany where wearing fur suits in public is illegal

Wait really?

They apparently have some really cool festivals there

i go to Germany

also help me

What... the... fuck?

They’re working for a good cause, I mean...

Tbh this is awesome

Now that is a head line

r/nottheonion

The onions story’s are more believable than this

Oddly this reminds me of a twitter post about a (possible) furry who, as a joke, went to pick a military medal or some kind of award for his service in his fur suit. His colleagues couldn’t stop laughing as he went up to collect his award. He then said how his military years were some of his best and how he’s lucky to have friends who share his sense of humour.

These are confusing times

i have several questions

Remember when VICE did cool shit like go and talk to ISIS then make a documentary?

Hello autobot, ban me.

Ketamine? Yoda would like to know your location

What the fuck did i just read?

This is great. Its chaos

Not the heroes we deserve but the heroes we need

First of all, who among us does not love a Xanax

God damnit vice

I mean.. I.. good luck?

Drop them off on the edge of ISIS territory and dial the coordinates in a GPS the approximate location of the centre of the territory. Here’s the twist, don’t tell them that it’s ISIS, just say they get to win 5k USD or some shit and leave it open to all furries. The more casualties the better. And if they manage to stun even a single troop with their neckbeard sweat, that’s pretty good too

Yes, I to, hate vice

clearly satire but still funny

r/brandnewsentence

r/brandnewsentence

r/averageredditor

How do i sign up

Not all furries are like this..

I feel like life is too short to worry about being made fun of or goofed for doing something you like. I’ve been a part of this subreddit for a long time, but if being a furry was what made me happy I wouldn’t really want to be made fun of. The Yakuza part of this post is hilarious though.

They make the choice to go out in public dressed as animals. If they were doing this in their own home, I’d agree with you, but once you decide to wear fur suits in public, you’re going to get judged.

I can totally understand that, they do seem silly and I can take a jab at them. I just wouldn’t want to make someone feel pressured to stop pursuing what makes them happy. There’s nothing wrong with having them as the butt of a joke. I guess I just wouldn’t want that to affect them

OH MY GOD THEY'RE AMONG US I THOUGHT THERE WEREN'T ANY FURRIES IN MY COUNTRY

My heart stopped

These mfs really just trying to 100% speedrun life and multitasking- Addiction, check. Drug dealing, check. Furry, check. Yakuza, check. Fight terrorists, motherfucking check.

Badass