I’ve known Clarence for only a few seconds but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
I’ve known Clarence for only a few seconds but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Weppinduo's Pokedex number would be noine noine!
Machoke loves yogurt!
Rosa, Rosa, Rooosa, Roselia...
Your yogurt tastes awful mister
/r/UnexpectedB99
Rosa, Rosa Rooooosaaaaa
NINE NINE
Welp, you're definitely on a list.
It's a reference to Brooklyn 99
Brooklyn 99's on a list. A list of sexiest things
Can you expand on this? I'm sure there's something there, I just haven't noticed!
I got so confused for a second, I thought you "sexist" and couldn't for the life of me figure out how. "Sexiest" is much easier to see. I mean, Hitchcock and Scully, amirite? 😉
ẞë ströñg för möthër
ßê śtrøńg šõñ
r/surrealmemes
r/ooer
r/loopbrother
This is beautiful
this is why you don't cross-breed pokémon
This is why the licensed breeders don't allow cross-egg-group Pokémon to get friendly together.
The whole idea of egg groups has some weird lore ramifications. Like, did you literally just start rounding up Pokemon and get them to mate, just so you can make a list of who can get down and dirty with who?
i think its more like how dogs don't wanna hump fish naturally lol
But wailord can pound a kitten, and nidoqueen with nidoking won’t work
Exactly, thank you
But Wailord doesn't learn Pound.
🅱️🅾️ℹ️
What what? Nidorina and Nidoqueen don't have egg groups... Weird.
I wish you could meet my dog 🐕
Happy cake day
yo!!! its my cake day. thanks brethren 😤
Unless you're trying to get Egg Moves.
true.
Where did you get that???
/u/harmonixer101 made it as a custom one-off and I snatched it up. Before you ask, there was only, and will ever only be, one made. Poor harmonixer gets flooded with requests every time I pimp Weepingduo for karma, but I can't help but give credit.
Saddest shit I've read in my life, god damn. You are one lucky person
Alexa play The Time Has Come (Pikachu's Goodbye)
“Hey did you hear about all those orphans on the orphan train dying when One Eyed Bob And One Eyed Betty blew up the bridge?”
“Yeah but there’s only one Weepinduo plush”
If you don't mind me asking, how come they only ever made one? I couldn't check their profile, it said user not found, in case the answer to my question was something they said.
They made it with scrap fabric to clean out their craft bin and decided to just sell it off to fund future projects. Although the real money would be in making more! But then mine would feel slightly less special :(
slightly less special
Be strong u/browner87
I'll pay 300 for it
Fuck, I'll make you one for $300.
Goddamnit!
Glad Clarence is still going strong! Good luck with the move. :)
Updooting the creator
Upnoot, if my phone is showing their flair correctly ;)
Haha! He's the centerpiece of my TV stand, minus the TV of course. Still pimping him for karma now and then :)
Well fine I’ll learn to sew and I’ll make my own weepingduo with blackjack and hookers!
In all seriousness, if you learn to knit or crochet with the sole goal of being able to make this then you can learn how in about a month. It won't be as good, but it'll be yours and you can help Clarence stay strong for mother.
Any good resources you could point to?
https://m.wikihow.com/Stay-Mentally-Strong
Maybe I needed this more than the other one.
It's actually some quality advice.
Yeah I crochet because I don't have room for all the plushy making materials or the money. It's cheaper and it's a easy skill to learn but I always get a sad feeling every now and then because I want to make actual plushies
Lucky chap!
So he's also the last of his kind is what you're saying.
Weepingduo? Is that not a bellsprout head?
Surely there must be a price.. surely.. right /u/harmonixer102 ?
Looks like they deleted there account!
They spelled it wrong
Oh
I would have bought it immediately.
/u/commahorror
He actually used the commas correctly
That’s actually not true.
The breaks in the sentence are natural. I've taken A LOT of English classes in and out of college
Edit: anyone can try to prove that I'm wrong at any time
Cool I have an English degree from a top university. What’s your point?
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Maybe get a refund
Because I know that there shouldn’t be a comma before “one made”?
Perhaps, but it's still correct the way he typed it too
The point is that OP didn't make an error with the commas and that you didn't bother to prove where the errors are.
There shouldn’t be a comma before “one made” jfc.
How often do you whip that one out?
Only when someone is trying to pull credibility from taking some English classes in college lmao.
If you want to make fun of people, make sure you've got it right yourself. :p
Ed... Ward....
God damn you
Looked through specifically for this. Got damn ninja'd
Every damn time. Sigh.
NO
Is.... is one of the heads a bellsprout?...
Yes
https://images.app.goo.gl/Josmq8mr6drQtJNt8
Weepinbell = Bellsprout
Wouldn't it be Bellduo or Dosprout?
Weepinduo*
*Clarence
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet
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No, its patrick
Be strong for mother
This was the Pokefusion that will never ever leave my head. The best Pokefusion.
Be strong, my son
Proceeds to cram him in the box
And stack more games on and between his heads 😂
I’ve only known him for a few seconds... but I love Clarence
Wait did you make that plush
I extremely love it and extremely hate it
I bought it from another redditor. It was a one-off though, so he's one of a kind!
where can i get a clarence i need one in my life
Unfortunately it seems there is only one. If you'd like a Clarence you will need to make it yourself.
sending my undying love to clarence. be strong, brother.
Omg I need this
HHHHHHHHH!! I love the plush version!
I love that it has googly eyes. What a magnificent creature.
You gotta leave slack when wraping the game cube controllers. Gotta make em last
I think my years of poor cord wrapping discipline has left the cord pretty well formed to that shape already :c. It's not stretched tight, but it could certainly be coiled separately. I guess back in those days things were assumed fairly instructable. Those n64 cables have seen much worse and still hold up well.
You can still teach an old dog new tricks
Original comic/artist for the uninitiated.
http://ohcorny.tumblr.com/post/50852896663/weepinduo
Is that one of the OG game cube controllers? Let me bUt that shit
Part of the Mario Kart Double Dash package. Silver GameCube, Silver controller, and I have a silver Wavebird in there too. It's just one big box of nostalgia and fun.
tryna Melee owo
Thanks, I hate it.
Holy shit dude wrap them in something they're going to break on the way
I'm moving <500ft within the same building with a dolly, they'll be safe. When I moved here from further away you can rest assured they were seriously wrapped.
Day 51: the doduo have accepted me as one of their own, they think I'm just a shiny
So this is what happens when Pokémon breed outside of their egg groups?
Yes. PSA, check that your local Pokémon breeder is officially licensed and up to date on egg group training.
Clarence the clearance Dosprout.
This is the only like plush I want
His name is Clarence and I love him! :D
absolutely hilarious
Someone is splicing pokemon genes.
Nah. Disregard the apparent comments about being a true blue Pokémaniac, that's just a recording 9_9
I am so happy someone made this!
I need that in my life
Weepinduo?
Isn't that a Bellsprout though?
What have you brought upon this cursed land
Where did you get that?! I want my own Clarence! Also good luck Clarence!
Be strong for mother Clarence, you’re the only hope we’ve got!
Oh my God it's beautiful.
Is this the Momo thing everyone is talking about?!
Absolute abomination. I love it.
Is this what happens when Pokémon breeding goes unchecked?
That's an adorable monstrosity.
be strong for mother
Holy hell I know what my next project to make is now
Good luck on your new adventure!
It's a short trek to the apartment down the hall, but thanks all the same!
That's a goddamn abomination.
Clarence the Bellduo who eats game cubes
puts muzzle back on Bellsprout "We told you, no eating plastic!"
Question: In the original comic, is Clarence the Bellsprout head or the Doduo head?
Belsprout
This is the subject of heated debate. "Be strong Clarence" could either be Dosingle talking to Bellsprout trying to get him to be a good boy for mother, or psyching himself up to take care of his brother and deal with him. I used to think Clarence was Bellsprout, but I've since been convinced Dosingle is talking to himself.
"...put me back in the kiln..."
I love this reference.
I love you for getting my reference
Wrap your console(S) in a towel(S). Something to give it cushion in case it's moving around in the moving truck/car.
Remember, the original packaging came with bubble wrap and cardboard or styrofoam.
Also, why isn't Clarence riding shotgun?
They're all moving a total of <500ft within the same building. Shamefully I don't have the original packaging for my older systems (everything since GameCube I do), but when moving in a vehicle items are extensively bubble wrapped. I'm a stickler for keeping my possessions pristine.
Lol I was expecting a cross country road trip. Clarence will keep your GameCube safe then.
This is horrifying. I want a hundred of them.
Do it for mother
what the fuck did you bring upon this cursed land
Where do I buy one of those? I need it
Dude put him in the PC. Way easier
I see, you're a man of culture as well. Packing the essential ones first.
What the heck did i see?
Mom always makes him ride in the back of the truck. If the Machokes don't show up on time, he gets short of breath
Did i have a stroke?
How and why?
Yo where can I buy this!?
I have those same portal bookends, they’re rad
But hell if I can find them anymore! I've searched all over the Internet for a second set and have given up.
oh my GOD
be strong for mother
Let us know when you get to Hoenn!
"This guy's a gangsta?? His real names Clarence!"
I still have my gamecube I got when I was just a kid!
do you love me, brother?
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Oh boy not even close. There's an entire separate storage tub with Pokémon cards, old gameboys, etc. Not to mention my switch console and GCN/N64 to USB adapter for playing with emulators.
What a classic
Oh my god the horror
Mate you could make a lot of money with an Instagram account for Clarence!. With the right marketing you could pimp him for more than just karma.
Be strong for mother
I love it
What's wrong with your dog?
I would pay good money for that plush!
That box isn't very deep. Clarence doesn't have much clearance.
More like Clearance amirite?
Ahhhhh where did you get a plush of it!!?
More importantly, did you master the magic?
I missed out on that when it was on sale. Next time!
Edit: whooosh. I only just realized the old Harry Potter GoF game there. I was thinking Lego HP for switch which had the same slogan.
Holy Jesus, what is that? WHAT the F#CK is that? WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE BROWNER87?
Ayyyy I have those same Portal bookends :D
I loooove them. I've tried to get more but I can't find them anywhere.
I have several questions
Doing the same at my parents place and never realized how heavy the box was able to get.
Plastic storage totes (I like Rubbermaid Roughnecks) are the way to go if you're moving with any frequency (this is my 5th in ~8 years). Super strong, stack well, and easy to open and close and reuse. I just wouldn't use them for a move where someone else transports the belongings as they are super easy to reach into and snatch things.
I miss that fusion
Oh my god where did you get him?
There's something wrong about your dog.
Is he getting it on with a fish?
Lvl 5 meme right here.
https://goo.gl/images/osvvqP
I needed this today.
Clarence’s parents have a real strange marriage.
"Why can't I ride in the car with you father?"
"Because we can't drive the car down the hall to the new apartment, like I told you 10 minutes ago. Go play with your brother."
This is the Pokémon that deserves a card
Clarence will make sure to protect everything for you 🙂.
Do you love me, brother?!
Be sure not to forgot that box.. I did, lost all my gamecube/wii and earlier games. Still beatup about it.
That's a real bummer. I don't play on my N64/GameCube much these days as I tend to use an emulator (with the real controllers though), but I'd be seriously bummed out to lose them. I really wish I still had my original gameboy color and gameboy advance, I miss them. But I sold them to upgrade each time until I started having enough money to buy the next system outright. Still have my SP though!
Did you make that yourself? If not, where could I get one?
I still can’t figure out which head is Clarence.
I've seen the debate over which head is Clarence get pretty heated. Vehement believers in each side.
What if both heads are Clarence
0_0
CLARENCE!!!!
That fact you have this in plushie form already makes you a much better human being than me.
Stay strong Clarence
I'm just going to go make a little call to the PETP...
Is that a dodou wi a bellsprout head? Wtf?
r/cursedimages
Has brock's breeding gone too far? Next at 7 tonight.
Wait... that’s illegal.
Those gamecube controllers 😍😍
What sort of abomination is that thing reminds me of a creature from floopy land or w.e it’s called from rick and morty
This is my favourite thing
Digging all the Nintendo gear <3
/r/TIHI
I love Clarence more than anything now
Clarence’s mother always told him he was special, he’d always wondered why his father was a bellsprout. They always comforted him, even if Clarence was a little different from the other Pokémon.
Thanks, I hate it.
Cursed image
You say I can't ever have one of these plushes, but I'm going to stay strong for Mother
saves Reddit post
Guess Clarence parents have a real good marriage.
I noticed he didn't have his hands up...
Do we got a melee player over here?
Not for a while, but yup! One of my 4 GameCube games along with Pokémon Colosseum and Mario Kart Double Dash. And Paper Mario which I got a few months ago as a gift.
I almost thought that was the gamecube I sold a week ago. It's not, judging by the silver controller.
Nope. Unless by a week ago you mean sold as new at EB Games 15+ years ago ;)
still super cool!
More like... Drill pecking to move... I'll show myself out
pokefusion_irl
End my suffering master
Only ogs
Is that a Dodoopip?
His real name is Clarence, and his parents have a real good marriage
Doduobell.
Be strong for mother
disgusted skirt unwritten pie aloof wistful sort complete frighten silky
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
Do it for mother, Clarence.
Wait is that a Doduo with one head being a Bellsprout? I am pretty confused
r/crappyoffbrands
Cute dog
wut is dat! 😧
Takes the opportunity to spy on your collection
Well at least you won't be going un"arm"ed.
Clarence looks rather ill. You might want to consider taking him to a Poké Center when you finish moving
Do-Sprout XD
Bellstem and Dosolo
What's your clearance Clarence?
what the heck
Where can I get that plush
omg they make plushes of pokefusions?? thats so cool!!
It was a one-off by a cool redditor who was using up old scraps of fabric and posted it on Etsy.
Did his parents have a real good marriage?
Brother
i saw smash ult in the box
Melee is there too, just hidden behind a leg.
assassins creed i see
Best game series ever. Until 3. Hated 3 and black flag, other ones have been hit or miss. The originals were masterpieces though.
Is that Missingno from the first Pokemon game?
This is cursed
This is awesome! Who made this?
I believe I put it further up in the comments. /u/harmonixer101 if I remember right. I'm on mobile so it's hard to check.
What the hell did you just bring upon this cursed land
Be strong for owner
Clarence’ parents have a real weird marriage
Ed..ward
Can you master the magic?
Oh
Of course there's a Clarence plush.
I love this. Where does one get a fusion plush like this?
Were you messing with the DNA splicers again?
Where did you get the plush I want it and I need it
What the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land?
What have you brought upon this cursed land
I feel like Clarence’s IVs are totally off the chart. Definitely a 45ivs in ATK
Am I missing something? Why does this doduo have a bellsprout head?
There is a website where you can do mash ups of any 2 pokemon. (At least 1st gen. Not sure if they updated since I last went on it). This mash up became the most popular and became a bit of a meme for a while.
Ew no thanks
Ermmm whats with the be strong for mother?
I'm so confused
I found clarence's evolution https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1185047-be-strong-for-mother
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Is that shiny?
Oh my
I’m DEAD where did you get this hahaha
the doduo's head neess to be memed it looks so pathetic
like his beak is bent and his eye is partly covered so he looks depressed
I'm horrified... Yet intrigued
Galarian doduo
ummmm.... you should have a chat with your pokemon breeder...
I know what it's like. I cannot touch my belongings for 3 months in 2017.
Did surgery happen? Were you strong?
be careful clarence you ran out of flex tape
Hahaha
Bootleg plushie
What in Oak's creation is that?
Was he strong for mother?
Very strong and happily moved into the new place!
Cross post to r/wtf
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Where's the melee??
Right behind his left leg. 3rd game from the right I believe. Mario Kart, then Pokémon Colosseum, then Melee.
Ed... ward...
r/WTF
NSFW?
NSFL.
This is a good bellduo but not weepinduo. Eyes should have been significantly bigger.
I cringe thinking what a weird beta u are with only that one box of your posessions
Oh my Arceus life would be so much easier if I could fit my possessions in one box. Even all my Nintendo crap in one box would be an improvement.
Be strong for mother
"killlll.... meeee...."
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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/be-strong-for-mother
How is "be strong for mother" associated with "this isn't even my final form"? "Kill me" I understand. The picture itself could have anyone of those phrases and I'd be like "heh, meme" but the the connect between those 3 is dial up at best
No one said they were interchangeable.
All of these are common phrases attached to image macros depicting oddly shaped or deformed looking characters.
There's no connection with this one other than use case.
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Too relevant. What with it being a recent show and all
Because Doduo and Bellsprout can evolve and so this isn't it's final form. When it evolves the Bellsprout head becomes a Weepinbell head, the Doduo head becomes a Dodrio head, and it grows a third head that is a hybrid Weepinbell/Dodrio head. And if you use a leaf stone on that, it's feathers all become leaves and the Weepinbell parts become Victreebel parts.
Can I just give it 100 bellsprout candy instead?
Begone Pokémon Go scum!! (I'm kidding I actually love Pokémon Go)
A lot of the "this isn't even my final form" pics are about misshapen monstrosities, which connects it to the other two. I mean technically you could combine all three into a really bad weepinduo meme.
I'd give it 56k
who cares, loser
Here young bloods
https://me.me/i/do-you-love-me-brother-be-strong-for-mother-be-14260919
Edit: I don't like the quality of this link either.
It's from Pokemon Fusion.
Google "Do you love me, brother?"
*doduo
Ed.....ward
Oh my, this Shou Tucker fellow sure looks like a nice father
“Kill... himmmm...”
"Put me back in the kiln."
What is this from I know I’ve seen it somewhere
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/P1UmnjT
Yes thank you
I want a sequel where it's evolved into a Dodrio with two Bellsprout heads.
I like the potential character arc of that. The Bellsprout head always felt unloved by the Doduo head. Doduo acted like he loved Bellsprout, but it was clear to the both of them that he resented having to carry around his abomination of a brother. He did have a genuine love for his brother. But he couldn’t deny there were days when he wished he could amputate the Bellsprout head. What stopped him? Was it shame, and his promises to mother? Or did he just worry the procedure would kill him too?
Finally they evolve into a Dodrio. But the Bellsprout now outnumber the Dodrio head. They have the power in numbers. And no longer are they that meek, pathetic Bellsprout to be pitied and resented. They’ve had enough of the Dodrio head, and now they are the ones who don’t need him.
Dodrio begged for forgiveness. He was ashamed of his own thoughts, but he was never going to carry them out, never. As the two vines wrapped around his neck, the two mouths suctioning onto his head and pulling, Dodrio’s last words were a call for help.
When Detective Pikachu arrived, it was too late. All he found was the two-Bellsprout-headed Dodrio lying on the ground, nuzzling Dodrio’s severed head and watering it with their tears. Neither head responded to Pikachu’s questions; they could only repeat, endlessly, “Be strong for mother. Be strong for mother. Be strong for mother.”
Detective Pikachu knew what needed to be done.
Soon after, he left the force.
That was beautiful on its own way.
What the actual hell?
Man I love Pokemon
I...I don't know what to say
https://imgur.com/gallery/8yyeQPs or https://imgur.com/gallery/hrkogTo Choose your abomination.
I mean. Imagine if that fucker was emu sized.
I'd cry if I saw it. Jesus.
Emu-sized emu are scary enough as it is.
I hit one once, and all it did was dent my Toyota.
And emu-sized emos?
you know, a normal emu but emu-sized.
I feel like the second one makes the gnome noise
Please
I always wonder which is Clarence. Is he third person talking to himself or is he trying to encourage the weepinbell.
The weepinbell is Clarence. He lives in eternal pain but he must be strong. Be strong for mother.
I personally always read it as him talking to himself. It's funnier that way.
It's the dead eyes.
This is the only way it makes sense to me, especially with the zoom in at the end.