Ill news is an ill guest
Ill news is an ill guest
Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!
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🦀Balrog is gone🦀
A sword day! A red day! Ere the sun rises!
Why should I welcome YoU?! Gandalf StOrMcRoW?!
A just question my lord
Late, is the hour that this CoNjUrEr ChOoSeS to appear
I read this in Patrick's voice lol
I told you to take the wizard's staff!!
FIRMLY GRASP IT
Best meme I've seen this year
100%
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Why should I welcome you, Squidward Tortellini?
A just question, my Sponge
Late is the hour in which this mollusc chooses to appear. Barnacle-head I name him, ill news is an ill guest.
Be silent! Keep your pyloric stomach behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless starfish!
(Pulls out clarinet)
I told you to take the squid's clarinet!!!!
Tennisballs*
Holy Illuvatar above. This is OC to the very highest.
Gary the grey
Gary passed into Rockbottom, now he is Gary the white.
I told you to take the wizard’s clarinet!
This is actually a great frickin meme
And why should I welcome you Sandy Storm Squirrel
Hahaha thank you I am definitely not seeing enough comments about Sandy playing the Gandalf role perfectly
Yew ain’t gunna pass!
This is the greatest meme I have seen in a long time oh boy take my upvote PLEASE
Exactly what I thought
You have no power here
Squidward the Grey
Thanks for the finest elvish silver, kind stranger! And thank you all for the positive comments :)
You mean mithril
(I didn't give you the award btw)
Best crossover ever
It's pretty impressive that Gandalf got around the blacklist with a palette swap.
So there is literally a spongebob meme for everything huh?
I’m okay with that.
Late is the hour in which this conjurer appears
Silence. Keep your foreign tongue behind your teeth.
Forked
That makes more sense. Always wondered why Gandalf was such a racist.
Tolkien was.
Tolkien was African
Are Africans incapable of racism?
Source?
google bruh
I love this.
You have no power here, Gandalf Greyhame.
You would not part an old man from his walking stick!
Best meme I’ve ever seen here, absolutely incredible
Holy shit lmao
Word cloud out of all the comments.
Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy
How do you do that?
I wish I could up vote this more than once
Just watched the two towers extendo clip for the first time last night. It was amazing!!
Why the hell am I not welcome??!
The perfect meme does not exi.....👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This actually prompted me to watch The Fellowship again.
I wish I could give you gold
You titled it as if nobody who is on this subreddit knows where that's from
It’s part of the meme kinda like fake history porn
Then it would have been better if they used the lotr universe date, I’m not gonna pretend to know what that is, I think it was 3800 something, as I’m pretty sure the battle of helms deep was 3848.
Again I have no idea these numbers more than probably were made up in my head just now
You’re a bit off. The Fellowship departed from Rivendell in 3018 T.A. and basically everything after is in T.A. 3019.
Lol I knew I was off but not that far, oof
That would also make sense I guess, but imo that works better with events, like the battle of helms deep, or the sacking of the republic in Star Wars, that kinda thing. Circa 3653 BBY that kinda thing. This is more referencing a particular scene, and following that logic it would be like “The two towers: 1:43:32” or something like that lol.
I do not like this title. Its smug aura mocks me.
I love this right now, I'm scared to hate it on the 8th repost.
So incredible
most ambitious crossover ever.
Lmaooooo
I love verything about this
“The courtesy of your pineapple is somewhat lessened of late, Spongebob Squarepants!”
Nice title
If squidward is gandalf. Then Mr. Krabs is Gimili, Plankton is Sauron, Sandy is legolas, gary is isildur's heir. Squilliam Fancyson is Saruman the fancy and Bubble bass is the witch king of angmar. He stabbed frodo (spongebob) with his pickle on weathertop.
IT'S THE KRABS THAT GO SWIMMING WITH BIG HAIRY WHALES.
So who would be Gollum?
Man ray!
Doodle Bob
That makes so much sense
Lmao fuck that’s funny
I upvoted this first.
This is the best meme I've ever seen
I'm drunk this is hilarious
Yoiks
Spongebob for everything.
Lathspell!
feelsbadman
Spongebob looking like he should be an extra during an HIV support group scene from Rent.
This is so weird. I just watched The Two Towers again.
I’m glad to see /r/BikiniBottomTwitter enter this sub’s realm.
And yet Spongebob looking like Omar
I prefer Mr 🦀 as gandalf
Shishter shook
Anyone notice how well waxed Saruman's floor is?
This is my absolute favorite thread
And what about very old friends?
When you what to end your life
A C C U R A T E
Best Spongebob meme hands down!!!
Almost archived, six months later this is still my favorite meme
Glad you like it ;) it's great to see so many people like something so simple
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Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! He has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!
Be my best friend.
Who upvotes this junk?
enter squidward w/ beard
'The courtesy of your pineapple is somewhat lessened of late, Spongebob Squarepants'
Why should I welcome you, Squidward Tentaclecrow?
"Late is the hour in which this clarinetist chooses to appear"
Be silent! Keep your forked spines behind your teeth! I have not passed through water and seaweed to bandy crooked words with a witless starfish.
Pulls out Clarinet
I told you take the clarinet from him!
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Spongebob! Son of Harold! Too long have you sat in the depths.
You have no power here, Squidward!
Sponge laughter
I will draw you, Plankton, as poison is drawn from a wound!
The secret formula is mine.
Plankton speaking through SpongeBob
"If I go the Fry Cook, dies!"
You did not kill me, and you will not kill him!
plays clarinet soulfully in his face
Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your spatula.
Trumpets slowly play “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea..”
If I had money I'd gild every last one of you
I know your face..
This is amazing
Someone please animate this
Bikini Bottom is MINE
If I go, the Sponge fries! Bikini Bottom is mine!
If I go. SpongeBob DIES!
if i go, he dies!
This entire thread was amazing to read
Someone please make this comic
If I go, SpongeBob dies!
Clarineting
I will squeeze you Saruman, as water is squeezed from a sponge.
*Plankton
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Láthsong I name you, Ill-tuned; and an ill tone is an ill guest they say.
Be silent! Keep your ciliated grooves behind your cloaca!
A just question, my sponge
SpongeBob, son of Harold! Too long have you sat in the shadows.
A just question my liege.
A just question, my sponge
"You would not part an old Squid from his clarinet, would you?"
His clarinet! I told you to take the squid's clarinet!
Now i want to see the whole of lotr re-enacted in SpongeBob
Patrick: You have my jellyfish net
Sandy: And you have my karate
Squidward: And my clarinet!
This needs to happen
Not the same by a long shot, but somebody did lip sync a scene to pull fiction and it's beautiful https://youtu.be/iEdBeyXGZ94
Instead of destroying the Ring, they delivered the Krusty Krab pizza
"I release you from this barnacle-head!"
"I have come for your pickle!"
In the context of this episode wouldn't sandy be Gandalf?
Asking the real questions
Can Merman be Aragorn?
It's Mermaidman.
Does that make Barnacle-Boy Legolas? Then who's Gimli? For me, personally Sandy seems a better fit for Aragorn. Because not only does she roam foreign lands, is a total badass and is skilled in survival, the other rangers from the book could introduce other land animal characters while leaving the important roles for the main cast. Frodo and Sam and obviously Spongebob and Patrick, I think Krabs and Squidward would be fine for Merry-Pippin. Plankton as someone like Denethor would be cool too.
MY LINE IS ENDED.... that is until I go into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
Hell yes he can