That should be the new month names
That should be the new month names
nonsense we need to use -tober as the suffix
Jantober
Febtober
Martober
Aprtober
Maytober
Juntober
Jultober
Augtober
Septober
October
Novtober
Dectober
Jantober
Ferch
Margust
Apry
*May
Junember
Jule
Augtember
Septuary
Octember
Novril
Decruary
It’s like having a stroke after the 3 one in!
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Beware the ides of Margust!
Lousy Smarch weather
Do not touch Willy. Good advice!
Oh. My. God.
I just got that was a dirty joke.
Oh and don't bother calling 911 anymore. Here's the real number...
912
I was born in Juul
I was born yesteruary
Why did I read that in a pirate voice
dude had a stroke midcomffafa bvxb
having a stroke
This sounds like a British euphemism for self-pleasure.
It is, hah.
To the sound of the speaking clock.
The spanking clock
A flasher goes up two two old ladies in the park and opens his trench coat. One lady has a stroke, but the other one couldn't reach.
Oi wot, ‘avin a stroke ah ye?
*3th
*3ch
*ech
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3ndn't
Ask your doctor if Novril is right for you.
r/hadastroke
r/wehadastroke
Yes, 911, 2 redditors had a stroke at the same time in the same thread...
No, this is not a joke.
Jay
Fay
May
Ay
May
Jay
Jay
Ay
Say
Oay
Nay
Day
Ay lmao
Clever
This is the best one
My birthday is in Jay.
Ay?
My birthday is the 14th Day of the 2nd Jay
Did you say the 14th of Day?
Nay!!
Ay, now you Say Nay??
What
What
New hook for my dance song
Jarch
Februst
Maruary
Aprember
Jun-Ly
Jultember
Augury
September
Octil
Novuary
Decober
I am afraid there are no more things to do
As opposed to?
thanks for this :)
Will you do the thing... for the rest of the month?
Drops to one knee.
Will you do the thing for the rest of our lives?
Why are you both skipping May
Because May is a liar and a thief.
May should be Mune
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M'uly
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What happened to May?
Ask your doctor about Novril™
I was about to make the same comment, yet yours still made me laugh out loud.
No Mayuary?
Mayuary Povich
Jule
Heh. Juul.
BRO GIVE ME THE JUUL BRO
There is no month, only Juul.
Please, sit with us and smoke the peace juul.
Oh boy I can't wait for the Christmas in Jule sales.
You mean jewel.
/r/juul
You lost an entire imaginary month.
I May have
thanks I hate it
r/TIHI
Wow, this is kind of the opposite of r/eyebleach
Also thanks, I hate it
Novril
sounding like a Russian city in siberia
I'm all in on this one
High School students are gonna make a damn holiday out of the month of Jule
Omigod, i laughed so hard at this it hurts!
Ferch sounds like a Tim and Eric word, and Septuary sounds like a poop morgue
Or a pornogrind band name
can i hit that jule bro
Ah, all the names of my favorite strippers
Do you even Jule bro?
Where’s May:(
You forgot Smarch
What about May?
And May?
I feel like using this in my dnd campaign just to fuck with my players. And I'll make dates super important from now on too.
Novril sounds like a pill I'd need to take after reading this mess.
Janed
Febed
Mared
Apred
Mayed
Juned
Juled
Auged
Octed
Noved
Deced
JUUL, my favorite month of the year
What have you done
Mune
Septuary is metal as fuck.
Reading this out loud over and over again sounds like an incantation.
Oh my god becky that dress is so Ferch
If I could unread something, it'd be this
Ah Jule, the month in which the freshman mating season starts
Ferch lmao
Best fucking comment ever dude! 😂
Juul
Oh god no. Then there would be a whole month of Jule
Novril sounds like a nice drink you'd get at a championship football match in the west midlands.
How do you say the 5th one? I am having a hard time with it.
Come on down to Trucktober! Won’t find deals this good again until Truckuary or Trarch!
r/tihi
novril sounds like something recommended on tv that you need to consult your doctor for
Ferch
Jantober Ferch Margust друг May Junember Juul Augtember Septuary Octember Novril Decruary
Trucktober
Every month is Trucktober here at Charlie Ogden Ford!!! Come on down and get 0.00% APR for the first 18 months!!!
Come one, come all, you want a truck, you get it here - Come on down any Tuesday in March between 5:00 and 10:15 AM to Toyota of Flugerville and get yourself a deal!
0.0% APR for the first 18 months, $2000 off MSRP, and an $800 cash in hand rebate, just because Toyota days we need to move these 2018 Tundra Limited, Tundra Platinums, Tacoma TRD Sport and Off-road, and Tacoma Limited off out lot to make room for late 2019 and early 2020 models!
You heard it here, folks, 0% APR, $2000 off, and $800 cash in your hand as you drive home in your brand new Tacoma or Tundra - head on down to I-62 just south of Flugerville and we'll be waiting with the lights on!
Flugerville
Gesundheit.
danke
Danke meme dude
Texas native, intentional misspelling because I didn't want to throw Pflugerville under the ~~truck~~ bus
we'll be waiting with the lights on
Why do so many dealerships say this? I didn't think they'd be hiding in the shadows.
“We’ll be watching from the shadows” does have a nice jingle to it.
The tricksy trucker must answer our riddles to lower his APR, yes, Precious, yes...
I'm dead.
Good Lord I can hear the wind whipping past the VHS microphone in your comment.
what happens in the second 18 months?
8.99% or higher.
But is there money down?
Kid seats still just FIIIVEEE BUCKS.
MONSTERJAMMM
You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need THE EDGGGEE.
GRAVEDIGGERRRRR
RIP Bigfoot.
What happened to Bigfoot?
There was a Bigfoot truck at the last truck event I went to, but it had a weird paint job. Still won though.
This sale extends into Truckvember. You won't see a sale this good until next Truckuary or Trarch.
The Ferd Efteen-Thousand is the greatest truck ever designed.
We’ve all heard the expression “that truck was as big as a house”. Well get ready for a new expression: “that truck has a whale in it. And that whale just ate a horse, and that horse was as big as a house.”
Technically the Ferd FteenThousand isn’t even a truck. The government classified it as 8 tanks.
Whatever. “Words”.
You’re gonna need a license plate that says 8-Ball, cuz you’re gonna have 8 balls.
I love a good Truckuary sunrise.
Im hungover
https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU
Congratulations, you just grew a third ball.
"You're gonna have to change your name to "8 - ball", cuz you're gonna have eight balls"
my friends and I have been saying merry chrystler and happy hondadays for years instead of the real holidays lmao
This is the only month that starts with "Feb":
Febtober
buzzer noise
Damn!
^what ^is... ^Febturday?
What is light urple?
The question was “Write any number,” and you wrote “threeve.” A combination of three and five. Simply stunning.
Janust
Febust
Marust
Aprust
Mayust
Junust
Julust
August
Sepust
Octust
Novust
Decust
Cue confusion between Augtober and October
Octo-ober 🐙
Modern problems require modern solutions.
I don't think I can handle eight trips to Ober
Juultober*
You forgot Smatober
Lousy Smatober weather
Followed by Smashtober
I feel like there might end up being confusion between Augtober and October.
Looks like the months on the Rim
Jutober
FTFY
Should be octuary here
It's Juultober 9 months out of the year in the high school bathroom
Dectober, Dectober, send Jimmy right over!
I know what I’m doing in Juultober
Jantober
Sounds like a Michael Scott thing. "Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Hehe."
This is law now. This is as it should be.
Suck it, Trebek!
Can we at least call it JUULtober so we can market it?
I support this iff we also can it Octubury.
Octobertober*
I'd be fine with this, mainly because October is unchanged
October seems fuckin dumb the others are fine
Jantober
Febtober
Martober
Aprtober
Maytober
Juntober
Jultober
Augtober
Septober
Octotober
Novtober
Dectober
Sounds like every store having a sale around Halloween. "Spooktober... Novtober... "
I'm in the -arch camp Jarch Farch March Aarch 2nd March Jarch 2nd Jarch 2 Augarch Septarch Octarch Novarch Decarch
Octobertober
Augtober
October
Mass confusion shall ensue
Augtober vs. October might cause some problems
You're missing Smarch, dummy
No no no. In this case it'll be Octtober
Jany
Feby
Mary
Apy
Mayy
Juny
Julyy
Augie
Sepy
Octy
Navi
Decy
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that, is your birthday in Augtober or October?"
Septober
Damnit Hank, I can't remember what month my own son was born in! Ray-Roy, or Roy-Ray...
Juultober
No... Lets just use ay from May.
Janay
Febay
Maray
Apray
May
Junay
Julay
Augay
Septay
Octay
Novay
Decay
„Janay“ alright forrest gump
Well.... Thursday is Thor's Day, and Friday is Freya's Day. Why can't we have a month dedicated to Janay?
Ah, yes, my old friend, Jun Tober.
Jactober bruh
"So I'm in the schools band"
"Cool, what, you play?"
"The Maytober 😎"
Who tf thought “October” was a good name??
October doesn’t sound right.
And make it alphabetical.
Antober
Bebtober
Captober
Daytober
Euntober
Fultober
Gaugtober
Heptober
Ictober
Jovtober
Kectober
Shower Thought: How is October not the 8th month??
It was the 8th month, but then the Romans decided they needed 12 months instead of 10, so they added July and August. Or so my 7th grade social studies teacher told me.
Aprtober really fucked with me
*Octobober
Were you born in Augtober or October?
Aprtober
Apetober. At least, that's how we'll pronounce it.
Change October to Octember, just for shits and gigs.
This, but Octuary
You mean Octobertober
Octobertober
FTFY
April is too awkward, let's make an April-centric one.
Janil
Febil
Maril
April
Mayil
Junil
Julil
Augil
Sepil
Octil
Novil
Decil
No fap febtober
Shouldnt it be
Janober
Febober
Marober
Aprober
Mayober
Junober
Julober
Augober
Sepober
October
Novober
Decober
No, it definitely needs to be -mber as the suffix
Janumber
Februmber
Marmber
Aprimber
Maymber
Jumber
Jumber 2
Augumber
Septomber
Octomber
Novomber
Decomber
Jumber
Jumber 2
Fucking dead
woke up the girlfriend at that one
Maymber
I maymber
Pepperidge Farm maymbers too
Jumber 2 Electric Boogaloo
Jumber 2 Elumber Boogalumber
FTFY
These -er ones are making me think of spanish [janumbo, janumbas, janumba, etc.]. I want meanings to them now, please and thanks.
Get a degree in Wumbology and you'll be good to go
-ember
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This sounds like fake ancient RP language.
Another one bites the Decust
I prefer this one
Janember
Febrember
Marchemer
Aprember
Mayember
Junember
Julember
Augember
September
Octember
November
December
Yeah this one is better
🎵🎺🎺🎺🎵
Do you remember?
The 21st night of September?
Or maybe it was Febremember?
The calendar change made things weird...
Was it Janember?
Or the 21st night of Octember?
I don't think it was in Augember!
Oh no it's just as I feared....
Ah-ah-ah
Badeda, so do you remember?
Badeda, cause I don't remember....
Badeda, we should have done -ober insteeeaaaaaaad
thanks for this!
Julember is my favorite
Janember is my favorite Dragonball Z movie villain.
Yeah well I use my keepsies chip
Rock Tober
Only a few more guitar licks left.
Ah finally my time has come
r/UnexpectedRimworld
It's funny, but IIRC the -ber suffix kind of should be the normal suffix for each month. The reason why September through December use that is because it's indicating a number, followed by -ber to indicate a period of time. So it's like saying "Seventh month", "Eighth month", "Ninth month".
The two problems:
So we could make... I don't know, but I think January might be Unember under that model...? But then July would be September, August would be October, September would be November, and October would be December. Then we'd need two more months, and my knowledge of Latin isn't good enough to tell you what 11 and 12 are.
Simple, we just rotate each month-ary each year, cycling through each other 12 years. this is known as a calenyear.
nah, just -y as in July
Jany
Feby
Mary
Apry
Mayy lmao
Juny
July
Augy
Septy
Octy
Novy
Decy
Octobertober
Augtober and October would be indistinguishable over the phone. Augtober as in alpha, October as in Oscar, every time
Big Septober Energy here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgrDxr4EbaI
Worx so much better
There are only two genders: tober and uary
Nah man, we need -ember.
Jantember
Febember
Marember
Aprember
Mayember
Junember
Julember
Augember
September
Octember
November
December
Jany
Febry
Mary
Apry
May
Juny
July
Augy
Septy
Octy
Novy
Decy
I wouldn't be surprised if they already do this in Australia
No, they would use -o
Jano Febo Maro Apro Mayo Juno Julo Augo Septo Octo Novo Deco
Octy is now my favorite month.
I do appreciate how two of these are unchanged.
If you think about it, that was the whole crux of this battle for new month names; changing the rest to fit the one or two months that end with that.
July is pronounced differently in my head when I read this
Laurel is a pretty stupid name for a month
January
February
Unusber
Duober
Tresber
Quattuorber
Quinqueber
Sexber
September
October
November
December
I need a Duober!
My favorite month is sexber
that was amazing
Whitest Kids U' Know is flippin' hilarious for the record... my roommate showed me them about a year ago and I'm still watching their skits on YouTube all day. It's kind of "edgelord" stuff sometimes, and there's a few skits that are just hit-or-miss dumb, but it's usually wicked funny. Definitely recommend exploring more if you liked that, hahah.
I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH
I hate the month names so much. They have numbered names (september: septem/7, october: octo/8, november: novem/9, december: decem/10) and yet got shifted so the numbers no longer make sense.
And they are redundant since one could simply say their number. So I preferr the version used for example in Japan where they effectively just say first month, second month, etc.
Blame the certain king and God who took up the 7th and 8th spots.
No, that's a separate issue. The misnumbering is from the fact that they changed the new year from March to January in the 18th century - near 2000 years after July and August were named.
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I guess literally it'd translate more like "Month One, Month Two, Month Three".
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Same in Korean!
So I preferr the version used for example in Japan where they effectively just say first month, second month, etc.
...really bro?
Fucking Julius Caesar man, ruining the order of the months.
It was Numa Pompilius, not Julius. He added January and February which shifted all the months off by two. July and August were renamed from Quintilis and Sextilis centuries later.
I always do the little month tune we learned in kindergarten to figure out which numbered month were in ...
"these are the months of the yeaaaarrr, ooh"
On the west coast of the US we’ve been calling June “June-uary” for a long time. June is when the marine layer comes in and hangs around making things not so “summer-y”.
Oh weird, what does that mean? Is it humid or?
Aproo-wary
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I only drink on days that end in y
tomorrow
Happens to be Thursday. Shots it is.
i’ll pray for your liver
Auguary sounds sick af
Janember
Febember
Marember
Aprember
Mayember
Junember
Julember
Augember
Sepember
Octember
November
December
Aprimay
Jugust
Septober
Decembary
People already say Febuary (rather than February). In fact if OP typed February then the autofill would not have happened.
January
Janbruary
Janch
Janpril
Jay
Jaune
Jauly
Jangust
Jantember
Jantober
Janvember
Jancember
Febuary
February
Febch
Febpril
Fay
Fune
Fuly
Faugust
Febtember
Febtober
Fovember
Fecember
Marnuary
Marbruary
March
Marpril
Maray
Marune
Maruly
Margust
Marptember
Marctober
Marvember
Marcember
Apranuary
Aprebruary
Aprarch
April
Apray
Aprune
Apruly
Apraugust
Apreptember
Aproctober
Aprovember
Aprecember
Maynuary
Marbruary
Maych
Maypril
May
Mayune
Mayuly
Maygust
Maytember
Maytober
Mayvember
Maycember
Junuary
Junbruary
Junch
Junpril
Junay
Junly
Jungust
Juntember
Juntober
Junvember
Juncember
Julnuary
Junbruary
Jarch
Julpril
Julay
Julune
July
Julgust
Jultember
Jultober
Julvember
Julcember
Augnuary
Augbruary
Augarch
Augpril
Augay
Augune
Auguly
August
Augtember
Augtober
Augvember
Augcember
Septenuary
Septebruary
Septarch
Septril
Septemay
Septemune
Septuly
Septemgust
September
Septober
Sepvember
Sepcember
Octonuary
Octobruary
Octarch
Octopril
Octobray
Octobune
Octobruly
Octogust
Octember
October
Octovember
Octovember
Novemuary
Novembruary
Novarch
Novempril
Novemay
Novune
Novuly
Novemgust
Novemtember
Novemtober
November
Novemtember
Decemuary
Decembruary
Decemarch
Decempril
Decemay
Decemune
Decemuly
Decemgust
Deceptember
Decemtover
Decemvember
December 25, Christmas Day, is only a holy day because it was created by the Holy Lord and Savior, the Son, and the Baby, Jesus Hanukkah Christ. Its purpose was to commemorate his own birthday on the same day as Christmas Day like an asshole so that he could go double dipsies on the gifts. Stay woke, sheeple.
September October November December Undecember Duodecember Unusber Duober Tresber Quattuorber Quinqueber Sexber
I hate this entire thread
Octuary sounds like a cool room in a creepy old mansion.
“Come, let us retire to the Octuary.”
It sounds like “ossuary” which means “bone keeping room”.
how did you find out about that?
From the video game Dead Cells.
how did they find out about that?
Auguary issue of Nintendo Power.
Auguary is where you keep your gold!
How did you find out about that?
ayy same
oof ouch
Even better
My preteen self would’ve just had an emogasm
^g ^note
Let us get down in the Octuary m'lady.
where batman lives.
Octapus actuary
Jarch
Farch
March
Aarch
March
Jarch
Jarch
Hmmmmmm this may not work
Edit: Thanks for the Sarch, kind Sarch.
Fuggit, let's just rename all the months Jarch.
Jarnurary
Jarburary
Jarch
Jarpril
Jaray
Jarune
Jarly
Jargust
Jarptember
Jarctober
Jarvember
Jarcember
Jarly kickflip dude
I'm crying
Hope you feel better soon
thank you
r/notOPbutOK
10/10
Orly?
Jorly** you meant.
Jarune Sandstorm?
Jarp.
Narp?
Jarbruary* common misspelling
JAHcember
Jarly sounds jarring and gnarly at the same time. That shit is jarly
Idk why but this made me literally laugh out loud.
This entire comment section is making me laugh out loud
Threads like this are lit'rally my favorite thing about Reddit.
Same, I'm laughing for the first time this week. Over this. Strange
Here on Marklar, we refer to all people, places and things as marklar.
what are you talking about, today is Spooktober 142nd
Bless you
I too use Årch.
oo
I use Aarch btw
Aarch Linux eh
Lousy Farch weather.
Jarch is best month
Time is a flat circle
Time is an illusion.
The time is not quite right.
Time is a cube
With numbers and hands on it
More of a jeremy bearimy
Jarch Farch March Aarch
March is 60 days and jarch is 90
Kids love when jarch comes around and school is out
Now that's a lot of Jarch
STAAAAN DARSH
Take me to Jarch, I'll worship like a darch at the shrine of your larch
I cackled at this, I won’t lie. Now I look like an idiot.
I like the 2nd March better
just half the months in a year and double the days
You forgot Aarch, Sarch, Oarch, Narch, and Darch.
Foptember
Sounds like a Migos song mixed with Dr. S^^^~~uess~~ arch
wait till we get to Oarch
Think it would be more like Janch, Febch, March, Aprch, Maych, Junch, Julch, etc.
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same here am laughing so hard helplp
*helpuary
You bastard! I had just gotten my giggles under control when I read this comment and they hit again with a vengeance!
just silently cry laughing at this thread in the library nbd
I can feel my coworkers judging me right now for how hard I'm chuckling
Tell them you’re laughing at a spreadsheet
I have been hysterically laughing at these comments for 20 mins and yours did me. It hurts.
Same here, I am legit laughing hard. I think because I felt their frustration. My experience with Excel was the usual say I'm proficient on my resume, but only know tables and such...but then my current job relies heavily on Excel so I had to self teach myself everything on the fly in the past year.
Apparently according to my boss, I'm an Excel wizard. I still can't explain half the things I manage to make Excel do, or why it does it's own random things at times.
Often the key to excel auto fill is to use more than 2 values. This way it has a larger set of data to make a guess from. 3 usually does the trick in most cases.
This makes me laugh so hard cause I understand why it’s happening too
ermagerd
goosebermps
I haven't laughed till I cried in a long time. This video, and the comments did it. Thanks Reddit!
Aperuary showers bring Mayurary flowers.
Soothsayer: "Beware the Idea of Maruary!"
Caesar: "Lol, wut."
Apruary come she will
When streams are ripe and swelled with rain
Mayuary she will stay
Resting in my arms again
You: I’m proficient in Excel.
Employer: Show us what you can do.
You: shows this
Employer: Holy shit you’re hired
Can you start Apruary 3rd?
Itym Apruary 3st?
Hi human! It's your 1st Cakeday ExpressEye! ^(hug)
wake me up when Sepuary ends
That would be accurate.
I still admire how well that works most of the time
Yeah, most of the time it's great.
I had a friend once that was absolutely enraged that Excel assumed it knew what he wanted in a cell. I pointed out it's usually right but not always and you just deal when it's wrong but he wasn't having it and wanted it turned off completely.
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As a duo-lingual person who loves making nonsensical neologisms when chatting with friends this always on autocorrect function drives me fucking nuts.
CSV import does some infuriating things, for example:
It turns big numbers into scientific notation. I am not a scientist, and I think like 90% of the people using large numbers in excel aren’t. I think even the scientists using it would rather choose when to convert to scientific notation.
Converting back leaves extraneous decimals.
Extra spaces are often added
There’s more... I just don’t want to try and think of bad work stuff when I just got off work.
Google for a program that disables auto updates on win 10. It’s the only way to have them stay off or at least never autoupdate and interrupt you.
Windows 7 is so much better than Windows 10. I don't even understand what happened.
Windows 7 start menu search is awesome. Cortana can eat my ass.
From a security standpoint win 10 is way way better.
BOFs are damn near impossible now.
What did they change to make something as fundamental (it seems) as a buffer overflow that much more difficult?
This fellow was pretty computer literate. He'd been using Excel professionally for years and I don't know if I've seen anyone better at vanilla Excel. He hated power pivot tho.
Excel CSV import makes me furious, but I would want to rip my tits off even if I never had to deal with it. Not being able to turn autocorrect off has to be the worst thing ever. *Your preaching to the choir about Windows update.
If you hadn't said 'he' I'd ask which one of my wife's friends are you?
I have a hard time envisioning Matt as anyone's wife. Lol
My wife "Why does Microsoft think it iniws what I want to do?!!!!!?"
I get it. I type really fast so it takes more time to break my follow and fix an unexpected bad prediction than to type what I want by hand each time.
Technically it worked, he misspelled February
Why is everyone saying he misspelled February?
He didn't spell February at all, only got to "F", the "Febuary" was also already part of the autofill.
I mean technically it's working this time, it's just picking up on a different pattern.
June
Fune
Mune
Aune
Mune
June
June
Aune
Sune
Oune
Nune
Dune
It's actually February...
When he typed “Feb” it already autofilled to “Febuary”
True. I just tried that with the same wrong autocomplete
But he also typed to "Febu" which only encouraged it, watch the cursor and shading.
That autofill isn't the fault of Excel. OP (or whoever created the spreadsheet) has typed in "Febuary" somewhere else. Which leads me to believe that OP also mistyped all the other wrong month names.
It's some heuristic that figured out B1 was "A1 + "uary", and helpfully suggested the same for the whole column. I just reproduced this in Excel. (I booted my Windows VM for you people!):
Trying it again with different suffix: Typing "jancoffee" into B1, when I type "f" into B2 it autocompletes with "febcoffee".
here it is, the new month names people.
have a good rest of the coffee
have a good rest of the coffee
We don't say "have a good rest of the tember." Otherwise I see no problem with your well-considered plan.
deccoffee
For when you trying to quit but miss the taste?
Novcovfefe anyone?
Thank you Gregory XIII, very cool!
Totally clears the emperor, thank you!
Typed "f" in B2, it autocompleted to "febuary" without the "r",
You can clearly see him type in a U, without the preceding R.
He fucked it up, it worked with what it had.
You can clearly see him type in a U, without the preceding R.
I was describing my steps to reproduce the issue.
But you can also see that it wanted to autocomplete "febuary" without the r.
This feature is based on a program synthesis algorithm called Flashfill; see this paper for details on the actual heuristics if you're interested.
~~~Not heuristic, the creator type the formula concatenate (A1,"uary") in B1 and dragged the cell down. I suspect some "fancy editing" may be involved as well but I am not sure.~~~
It is indeed something to do with excel magic.
Did you miss the part where I did this as well?
I just reproduced this in Excel.
Followed by three bullet-point steps?
Interesting. I tried on two computers side by side, it didn't work that way.
Technology works in mysterious ways :-)
edit: tried in a new 2 month old computer, it worked now.
I'm running whatever the on-premise version of Excel you get with office 365 is. Appears to be version 1901, Build 11231.20174 Click-to-Run
jercoffee
Another case cracked by the Reddit Armchair Detective Agency!
"Inaccurate Investigations Since 2005!"
For the record, I did double-check using my version of Excel.
I actually just tried recreating this on a fresh install of Excel and it does the same thing. Looks like a couple other folks have done the same.
Incorrect. I just tested it in Excel and the second you type the F for February the autofill list shows up.
That's... no. No, it's just what Excel does. It tries to guess patterns, and guessed that "That thing to the left, but with 'uary' on the end" as the pattern you were looking for. It's not a word predictor like Gmail or whatnot.
It actually is now, there's even an advert demonstrating it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PxOS4OvShAY
Wait, does that extend to Excel too? I thought that was exclusive to the word-based programs.
Here's the Excel one https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz-lxoHKfMg
I came here to say this.
Should you make the /r/QuitYourBullshit post or should I?
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So it'll be a perfect /r/QuitYourBullshit post then?
Yup, double-nonsense in one go.
Careful when you're posting though, this thing could be contagious.
r/quityourquityourbullshitbullshit
This is wrong, they are all autocompleting based on what is written in the first column, that's why you are also seeing Maruary, Apruary, etc. Excel saw Jan, and it saw that they wrote January to the right, so it attempted to continue that pattern down the list.
Real OP here, The mistype was totally accidental, I'm just not that great at spelling... I guess if I take nothing else away from this, at least I will never spell February wrong again!
Incorrect... I just tried this on a relatively clean install on a work desktop, and it worked as shown here.
I just tested this on a brand new excel file, as soon as I type "Feb" in the second column it auto-fills the rest of the rows including the one for "February" as the initials+"uary". It absolutely IS the fault of Excel.
That’s absolutely not correct or how Excel works at all
I just did it in a brand new sheet and only filled in "Fe" before it completed. https://imgur.com/hKXgdre.jpg
He typed febu instead of febru before auto fill did it’s thing
He type “f” then suggestion filled in “febuary” and he just followed the “ebu”
u/cloverjack is right and you are wrong
But you're replying to u/cloverjack...
Huh? Are they right, or wrong? You called em both!
u/cloverjack is right
u/-FBI-Open-Up- is wrong
no hate on FBI btw
You said, to /u/cloverjack, that they are wrong, while calling /u/cloverjack right
Yes, I realised my mistake.
https://imgur.com/hKXgdre.jpg - Only got as far as "Fe" when I did it.
I think probably because they typed it that way before so it was looking at the error as a trend and filling it in best it could.
It's almost like it's mocking him for the spelling error
True but they do type the u.
Because of the typo above. Excel used it’s awesome artificial intelligence to work out you wanted Febuary 🥴
Actually, it looks like he typed "Febu" before it autofilled.
He probably had "Febuary" typed in a different cell already.
He typed febu, there's no pause or hesitation. Most likely it was an attempt to make sure it repeated the same autocorrect for the screen capture
No he hid enter because he thinks Febuary is correct. If he had continued typing the 'r' then he would have been fine.
He did. Before he added a U to get it to follow suit.
Actually Man is my favorite new superhero.
Sorry, didn't mean to cause offence. I've fixed it now
Much better, thank you
But then that would ruin the first three letters of the month ending with uary pattern
I just did it, it’s real...
I was hoping I wasn't the only one that noticed this thanks for restoring my faith in humanity
/r/whoosh
Jarch
Farch
March
Aarch
March II
Jarch II
Jarch III
Aarch II
Sarch
Oarch
Narch
Darch
~~That's not real, this is fake.~~ Nope, just tried it in Office 365 Excel and it does exactly that.
First thing I did was to see if this was for real. Now my colleague is also laughing hysterically.
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No, it auto-fills based on the previous column. If you type Janity it will suggest Febity, Marity, etc.
FFFFFFFebity.
new favorite word
That's what I was thinking was happening
I did too!!! Lol
Am I the only one that prefers this? I don't want my spreadsheet program making assumptions and auto-spellchecking my variables..
It's absolutely a better system, it's picking up on an intuitive and useful pattern. This very specific scenario is an anomaly, but like.. when would you do this on a normal spreadsheet?
I'm pretty sure you can disable this feature if you want.
Edit: you can.
Wasn't this a big selling point on office 365? Like that whole ad about "office 365 vs office 2019" funny how such a simple thing like listing the months is so flawed in a thing they hyped up in several ads
I think it's just calling the concatenate function trying to guess what they are doing.
This should not have made me laugh as much as it did.
Nice
Nice
Nice
N I C E
Nicuary
Big OOF, my mate
Yup. I mean, it was wrong, but I appreciate the effort. Thanks, Excel.
...Err, I mean: Nice. Yeah, just 'Nice'. ...Do Redditors really like this, just repeating a meme without any changes? I would have thought that would get real old real fast. But then again, what would I know? I'm just an ordinary guy on the internet, I never threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
Nice
Janonnaise Febonnaise Maronnaise Apronnaise Mayonnaise Junonnaise Julonnaise Augonnaise Seponnaise Octonnaise Novonnaise Deconnaise
I’m laughing so hard I have tearonnaise rolling down my cheeks
He spelt February wrong I’m upset
Excell spelt February wrong. Along with the other ten months following it. That's kind of the point
I know they were meant to be spelled wrong, but he was supposed to spell February right and all the others to copy the text. But he messed up
Go rewatch he didn't spell February at all. He typed "Fe" and excell have him that spelling
He typed Febu.
Go rewatch the video and pause when he's typed "Fe" what is Excell suggesting.
He still typed Febu though.
It's true, I did. Fixed now, Please forgive me...
Amazing 😍
Now you spelt January wrong, there is no solution fuq
Excell suggested Febuary all we know for sure he typed is F. We know he is not the one who spelled it Febuary from the video itself
I can tell you for sure I typed Febu. Slip of the fingers, sorry!
You're not op, or have you previously posted this gif...
I am really. I just didn't post it to Reddit.
As a person who just spent a half hour trying to figure out how to flash-fill on excel, I am fucking dying laughing at this. I would have picked up my computer and thrown it 😂😂
Could work for kid names. Do your homeworks Sepuary!
Jaiden Faiden Maiden Aiden
Yup. Checks out
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Probably because, when he manually typed 'Febu,' (which isn't a real month), the computer didn't think, "Oh, months of the year." Instead, it thought "Oh, COLUMN A + U + ARY."
It autofilled after the 'F'.
Also this guy reproduced it without typing "Febuary" elsewhere.
I would hope that about a thousand people have tested it by now, and have seen that it is messed up.
But he still typed “Febu” regardless
*irrigardless
Dear Mr Sneaked,
Regardless of whether or not irregardless is a word, I can assure you that my insurance policy is still valid (except against invalids). I ensured that my payment was snuck in just before the deadline.
Sincerely, Mr Weysta-Thyme.
irrigation
That isn't a word.
woosh
I mean, if you're trying to make a correlation to misspelling February then don't do it by using a word that doesn't exist. Do it by misspelling another word.
Febuary doesn't exist too; its actually February that you're thinking of.
Irregardless isn't a misspelling of regardless.
Febuary is a misspelling of February.
Post this fucking chain of comments to this sub for Christ's sake...
oh i see, calm down. lol
~~It was autofilling with Febuary because the user had already typed Febuary somewhere else in the spreadsheet. Excel doesn't autofill misspelled words without a reason.~~
EDIT: I'm wrong.
It's not filling a misspelled word, it's filling a pattern. When he put January in, it assumed a pattern of the previous cell+uary. So the next cell down was feb, plus uary, make febuary. Excel doesn't care that febuary looks like February, it was just competing a pattern.
I was under the impression that the pattern autofill only kicked in if it had at least two data points to work off of, didn't realize it would do it on the second field. I just tested it and you are correct.
This feature is called "Flash Fill" and it shipped in Excel 2013 - https://support.office.com/en-us/article/using-flash-fill-in-excel-3f9bcf1e-db93-4890-94a0-1578341f73f7 .
The autosuggesting part of the flash-fill feature isn't always enabled by default - see https://support.office.com/en-us/article/enable-flash-fill-in-excel-4e8cda31-51a7-45b7-ad19-a050ecc63cc4 for instructions on how to enable auto flash fill on a recent version of Excel desktop client if you'd like to try it out.
It's a pretty cool feature that often works surprisingly well. I can't repro this specific bug (not sure what platform/app version this person is using) but I can imagine how it would happen.
Yeah it's because OP is retarded and has already typed "Febuary" in the past in another cell. This is all on OP not Excel lmao
He didn't. You can try it yourself if you want, it autocompletes based on the left column.
Ackshuallary
Lmao that’s amazing
Bruh, this was reposted from r/softwaregore
Different subreddits bro
No, a crosspost and a repost are different things.
That's true but the OP isn't a crosspost otherwise you could see the OC in the post, this is simply karma whoring using existing content. This is a crosspost, OP is not.
You wouldn't visit reddit if people didn't do that. In general whoring involves reposts in the same subs. Different people visit different subs, for example and would never see the content in softwaregore.
Ok my bad, sorry guys
After having a rough day seeing this made me laugh. Fantastic. Thanks.
Damn Smarch weather!
Lousy Smarch weather!
Well, I didn't believe it. Now I do: https://imgur.com/hKXgdre.jpg
Bring me more excel memes
Two of my friends were on the Microsoft team that developed this feature, "Flash Fill". They now work elsewhere. I shared this post with them; here were my favorite replies:
Developer 1: Flash fill successful
Developer 2: They should hire us back for Flash Fill 2: Son of Flash Fill
Developer 1: Flashier Fill
r/softwaregore
It’s already been posted there about 20 times xD
That is a great funny thing.
I actually laughed out loud at this.
This is why computers struggle so much with parsing natural language. There are almost more exceptions than there are rules so simple logic won't cut it, you kinda just have to learn a huge list of exceptions (never mind slang, regional differences and personal speech patterns).
They're illustrating how ridiculous it would be if you continued to make that grammar mistake for the rest of your life. Try spelling February correctly and see what it does...
*spelling mistake
Janvember
Febvember
Marvember
Aprivember
Mayvember
Junvember
Julvember
Augvember
Sepvember
Ocvember
November
Devember
My birthday is in Sepuary
Twoooo Chainnzzzz!
Gucci Gang
Baby Shark!
r/technope
On a serious note, why don't we just use these as the new months instead
I always forget how to spell ‘Mayuary’ so this is helpful
Auguary
Coldest winter I ever seen was in Smarch.
When you have two positive interactions with a girl and immediately start picturing your life together.
juuluary
I done got you this bran new juluary to wear
I guess we're safe from Skynet for nowurary
You spelled February wrong and the program was making fun of your apparent ignorance.
Bloody vicious that new AI....
It think it's one clever programmed feature
Janus, Februarius, Mars, Aprillis, Maia, Juno, Quintilis (later July), Sextilis (later Augustus), Septem, Octo, Novem, Decem. The original names before they became mixed mutts.
I genuinely thought July would’ve started as Julius, not Quintilis.
I'm not 100%, but I believe the months were actually renamed after his death (maybe it was his birth month?). It wasn't actually ordered by him.
This is so cute
Jay
Fay
May
Aay
May
Jay
Jay
Aay
Say
Oay
Nay
Day
Hmmm...
Did this to me too, i gave up
Next on Maruary, you are NOT the Father!
Hooray! Rejoice for it is Juluary!
They are already named wrong as it is. Oct- means 8 but it's the tenth month... Dec- is 10 but it's the 12th? Some genius decided to add two months... Smh
Febuary???????
Lousy Smarch weather
Lousy Marchuary weather
In Sepuary 2011, one of the worst disaster on history happened.
Surely I'm not the only one who notices that he typed "Febu" for "February" ..... Right?
*February FTFY
It's because you spelled 'FebRuary' wrong in cell B2. The rest of column B assumed you wanted to add 'uary' to everything in column A.
Never doubt excel.
Doubt yourself.
The magic is gone
Not really, Excel auto complete the rest when you type the first character "F"... Try it out yourself
uh don't mean to be a pedantic little shit but uh
^(february*)
I'm sitting on a plane have a good cackle out loud at the comments 😂😂
"Febuary" instead of "February" ....cringe
r/ForgotTheR
February*
Can’tuary
there was also an attempt to spell February!
Maruary Legalize it!!
You're not spelling February correctly, maybe the computer is making fun of you
No-nut Novuary is coming
More people need to be talking about how they spelled February wrong.
October is dangerously close to sharing the name of a female reproductive organ.
Makes sense that the month with Halloween would have a name so close to Ossuary.
Mulva?
Oh not this again. Go away
Dont misspell the month of february and this wont happen
I'm so sorry.
Sum ting wong here
Ho Lee Fuk
Wi Tu Lo
Bang Ding Ow!
For those not in the loop: https://youtu.be/L1JYHNX8pdo
This thread is great I watched that vid
/r/MachineLearning
Not machine learning. This is actually a program synthesis algorithm -- see this POPL '11 paper for details if you're interested.
february*
s0rrY I hAd t0
Ahh yes, my favorite month, Febuary.
There was an attempt to spell February.
Can anyone actually reproduce this? It appears to be Excel, but I don't know what version. When I tried on my version of Excel, it used the proper month names.
Edit: With the correct spelling of February, it works as it should.
But if I misspell February as Febuary, then I get:
January
Febuary
February
Febuary
March
Febuary
April
Febuary
May
Confirmed, I was able to replicate this: If you type in January and in the cell below you start to type Fe, it will prompt you to auto-fill just like in the posted image.
https://imgur.com/hKXgdre.jpg - I was able to replicate it.
February
Was waiting for someone to notice that it’s actually “February”
Maybe cuz you spelled february wrong you psycho
Whoah! Easy there! Hope this appeases you
Nice;)
I’m on mobile, the desktop site, and didn’t even realize this is a gif, it’s a still shot for me. I was so confused looking through the comments lol I’m like what? The month abbreviations look fine
r/softwaregore
"Febuary" may have been the problem.
https://imgur.com/hKXgdre.jpg
I see now.
r/softwaregore
B1 and B2 is someone showing me how to do something, then I go, "Ok I think I have the hang of it"
This is Excel’s most annoying “feature”. Not once has it actually been useful for me.
r/softwaregore
Wouldn't have happened if you spelt February correctly.
It would have. But I'm sorry. Here, I've fixed it.
I love you.
I love you both
I mean what if it spelled all of the months correctly? That's the point Excell misspelled all of the months. February included
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Go back and pause it after he types "Fe" and try this again
Oh shit you're right! My b
ITS A FUCKEN GIF
Huh. I never thought about it but there are only two months that end in the same letters.
FebRuary, not Febuary.
Sorry, please forgive me
Something about this just fucking got me today.
Janember Febember Marmember Aprimember Maymember Junember Julember Augmember September October November December
C'mon guys it's just spanish.
This made me laugh way more than it should
February uses an r before the "uary"
You're right! Here we go
Thirty days hath Sepuary,
Apruary, Junuary and Novuary.
r/softwaregore
These comments make me feel like I’m having a stroke
Lousy Maruary weather
Waitttt. You spelled FebRUary wrong
SHIT, caught out! Here, fixed
Word cloud out of all the comments.
Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy
!pvts
deep learning
Lousy Maruary weather.
Mitsubishi spelled February for a start.
They spelled February wrong
Sorry, fixed
I had to hire an octuary last Decuary.
I see what you did there...
I’m sorry, but what’s wrong with this?
Edit: oh lol it’s a gif
u/bacli When you ask that one guy in the group to finish up the work.
Lmfao. What a shortcut
So that’s where RimWorld got its month names
Sometimes the new auto-complete works really awesome; other times it just works hilariously.
The other day it auto completed something for me that was taking like 30 seconds to adjust, and then it was all like, do you want to apply this to the other rows? Hell yes I do exel.
Therewassanattempt to spell 'February'.
I dont know why, but this is one of the funniest damn things to me. I love it!
r/perfectloop
Someone get some karma from r/softwaregore
Oh damn i Love it.
No Smarch?
I dont know why this is so funny
I tried.... https://imgur.com/b0KpsXQ
don't see anything unusual but ok
"febuary"
I only after the 4th time watching this realized February wasn't spelled right either.
u/vreddit_bot
It did it because you used the 3 letter abbreviation for february and forgot the first r, which made the prog think you were following the pattern "3letterabbreviation-uary," since you weren't spelling the months names out. And no, idk the program.
Nah it does it even while only the first two letters are typed. Although if you typed febr it'd probably revert to the actual months
r/excel
Been a long time since a post really made me laugh, thanks for this.
Fucking hate Excel, it can die horrible computer death
My mom chuckled a this and she never even laughs at anything related with reddit...
It's because they wrote Febuary instead of February so the pc thought "oh I guess it's the month abbreviation + 'uary'"
Same thing happens if you've only typed fe
/r/SoftwareGore
there was also an attempt to spell February
did even spell February right, damn.
Everyone else already covered the jokes. Here's an optional answer to convert 3 character month abbreviations to the full word.
=TEXT(DATEVALUE(A1&" 1, 2019"),"mmmm")
r/softwaregore
I really love the weather in Junuary.
Works as designed
Isn’t it supposed to be febRuary? Or am I rarted
I see nothing wrong with that
I like these name better
Excel doesn’t know it’s a list of months, so the autofill function is probably just saying “b1 is just a1 + “uary “, so just add that for each subsequent value” Aside from that, why would you want two columns of month names in the same table?
You can joke about this but the intelligent auto fill in excel is actually pretty damn good.
Remember, remember, the 5th of Novuary.
There was also an attempt to spell "Februrary".
It's because they misspelled February
I was not expecting this but I’m pleasantly surprised anyway.
Use the Autofill button for this. Type "January" in A1. Hit enter. Then re-click on A1. Click/hold and drag the little green box on the bottom right of the active cell down as many months as you want. Auto-fill is amazing. (and if you want your Excel mind blown even more look up "Flash Fill").
It might be the three drinks in me talking, but this made me laugh. Thanks for posting.
Flash fill:
https://i.imgur.com/TrachXD.png
Well you are making fun of Excel's one of lesser know, but pretty awesome feature.
https://i.imgur.com/ldFHJ48.png
Basically if you need to extract a number from a string, and this logic has a "pattern", Excel can pick up on that.
Everything in life should be so simple
You kid, but Marchuary is a real month in Ohio.
When you misspell February
Jarch Farch March Aarch March Jarch Jarch Aarch Sarch Oarch Narch Darch
Was also an attempt to spell February correctly
Close enough!
r/NotMyJob
I found this way too damn funny
Actually, if you think about it, the auto fill is pretty dope.
You misspelled February, probably the cause.
I wonder how much productivity will be lost with everyone trying to duplicate this.
This is fake. The auto fill filled in February spelled wrong after typing just the letter F.
To what? Advertise for Google?
clearly that is not how excel works... Just type January and click+hold the bottom right corner of the cell and drag down...
Go home Excel, you're drunk!
Types "febu" to start February. REEEEEE
I like the simplicity. We could simplify numbers, too and make "eleven" into "eleventeen" to go with the rest of the ten + single digits or we could make all of those "tenty, tenty-one, tenty-two, ... " because what the heck is an "eleven" (as a word) any way?
He spelled February wrong somewhere else in the sheet. Excel is always right.
Billions. It's worth billions.
hahahahaha Microsoft what is wrong with you?
Why did I laugh so hard too
Lousy Smarch weather
How JRPG developers name spells
you can't even spell February right!
Paging /u/MicrosoftExcelTeam
Wondering if this is cross posted to r/Excel haha
That’s not how you spell February...
Im laughing so hard cuz we use excel at work in an office and i get paid a lot of money haha....
Febuary isn’t even the right spelling.... F E B R U A R Y
It may help of you start typing Feb’r’uary correctly for autocorrect and fill 😜
Damn you Microsoft
No love for Smarch?
We need to use -une as the prefix from now on.
Janune Febune Marune Aprune Mayune June Julune Augune Sepune Octune Novune Decune
This was a difference they highlighted in the twins use office 365 vs office 2019
I'm always amazed at how Excel is so fucking smart and yet does dumb, hilarious shit like this pretty often.
Instructions unclear, stuck in another Excel hell?
I came to the comments to find a call out to the WKUK Greek Sketch. I was disappointed. https://youtu.be/PwCBBrhM-p0
It would have stopped if you didn’t misspell February.
February*
I tested this myself. It actually does this, but it doesn't help that you spelled February wrong.
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That's not how you spell February
But you didn't even spell February right.
Tag yourself I'm Junuary
Lol I thought this was an image at first and couldn't figure out what the problem was.
You could start by spelling February correctly.
All that and you couldn't spell February as February???
That’s pretty funny!!
Wait a minute
The fact they spell "February" as "Febuary" irritates me
It was an honest mistake, I hope you can forgive me
Forgiven
So that’s why we spell February with an r
But... February is mispelled
Do you remember the 21st night of Sepuary?
Is this an attempt to spell February correctly or auto fill a spreadsheet?
Anyone care that he spelled February wrong is the first place? Just me? K cool.
Born in Octuary!
febRuary
January February March April June July August September October November December
Decuary Novruary Octarch Sepril Aune (Augly) Jugust Jurch Jancember Febember Martober Aptember
Well, hate to be that guy, but you spelled FebRuary wrong.
FEBTOBER
He spells February wrong...
But February is spelled wrong...
There was an attempt to spell “February”
As much as this kind of autofill annoys me, sometimes Excel pulls some dark magic voodoo bullshit and actually figures out a more complex pattern and wind up just staring at my computer waiting for it to start taking over the world.
What the fuck is auguary lol
Thanks. Now Microsoft has to do an 11 hour update each of my PC's.
Fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk
My god its FEBRUARY!
r/softwaregore
I hate redundancy in spreadsheets.
AI is about to displace every job. Including that of being a two year old.
Janly Febly Marly Aprly Mayly Junly July Augly Seply Octly Novly Decly
You spelled February wrong
one does not simply exceluary
‘When was you born?’ ‘I was born the eigthuary Novuary 1994uary’
Move to change names of all months effectively immediately.
You spelled February wrong and that was Excels way of telling you.
I dont know why, but this made me ugly laugh. A full on guffaw.
not even how you spell february
But can I do this with Office 2019? Or do I need Office 365? And do I need a twin?
This is fucking hilarious
Does anyone know why September, October, November and December have the prefixes for 7, 8, 9 and 10, despite being the 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th months?
I dont see anything wrong here .
I keep waiting for February to be spelled correctly
Here you go. https://imgur.com/HZVJp97
Man Juluary is such a tough month
Aw, so close.
I cant be the only idiot who saw this and thought, that's not how you spell February....and didn't notice everything else until the comments....
I study with Excel and for sure never saw that. But it left me wheezing
Edit: A typo
UARY
Not sure if this is r/thathappned or r/softwaregore
I was about to scold you for spelling February wrong, but then I realized they suggested that spelling as well...
Isn’t it February with an extra R or was it just so that they said “uary”
So I think what the program thinks is happening is the second column should equal the first column +"uary".
You did that for the first two boxes, so it wants to apply those changes to the rest
r/softwaregore
Not going to lie, I stared at this for like 10 minutes, read tons of comments, and the entire time I couldn't figure out what was wrong with the image; the fuck is making people laugh? Turns out I need to click it to get it to play. Ok.
r/wellthatsucks
Just tested it. Does this on 2013.
If you had spelled FebRuary right, the autofill would have worked.
r/softwaregore
thatd be Nevruary
How it all just popped up made me lmao so hard.....this is the type of crap that happens to me when i try to use excel.
What am I missing?
Well when you spell the first four letters of FebRuary wrong... what do you expect?
I was born in maruary
Looks like inventing a new language.
The power of Artificial Intelligence, right at your fingertips
Its not even about the juluary
Februaryn’t
Isn't that autocomplete not autofill ?
There is a great Whitest Kids U’Know episode under this premise!
Edit: First time linking something
God, how much do we hate Excel
Smh. All those tutorials stating that Excel is a powerful program are now to be proved extremely right or extremely wrong.
Febuary
"October is rad. It's the scariest sounding month! OCTOBERRRR" -WKUK
That was actually funny
Jaugust
Faugust
Maugust
August
Maugust
Jugust
Julgust
August
Saugust
Ougust
Naugust
Daugust
I'll take my 3 karma now
Cocktober
I laughed harder at this than I probably should have....
Excel is fucking gay lol
Januly
Febuly
Maruly
Apruly
Mayuly
Junuly
Jululy
Auguly
Sepuly
Octuly
Novuly
Deculy
auguary is the sound i make when I stub my toe
This would be cool if it worked
I Apruary this...
Made me giggle
Jancember
Febember
Marcember
Aprember
Maycember
Junember
Julember
Augusember
Septober
Octember
Novtember
Dectober
Hey, at least that list makes more sense than the real one.
This is one of the few posts that actually cracked me up
God I hate Excel. I'm currently studying it and while it is handy, its a touchy bitch. One wrong move and bam, all messed up.
It’s doing it’s best. Leave it alone.
Look I'm most likely about to get Woooshed so hard I fly off my feet, but do they not realize that February is spelt with an R? Apologies for my stupidity.
Ah yes, my favourite month, Octuary.
February.
this never fails to make me laugh
Who needs artificial intelligence when you can have natural stupidity?
At first I was like "wow that's pretty good." Then I read the subreddit name. Then I rewatched the video and burst out laughing when I actually read the words.
Loooool
It's because you spelled FebRuary wrong
Jangust, febgust, margust, aprigust, maygust, jungust, julgust, augustgust, septemgust, octogust, novemgust, decemgust
Fucking excel strikes again
He psst... wanna smoke some... maruary?
/r/softwaregore
no, just some user mistake rather.
Not really, it's just applying the same pattern to every row based on what it "sees" in the first 2.
Febuary, lol
Nobody noticed she spelled February wrong,,,?
Febu is not the beginning of February.
PEBKAC
Also known as an ID 10 T error
Paging r/consulting here's our nightmare
Auto fill doesn't work that way. GOOD NIGHT!
Isn't it February?
I don't wanna be that guy but I think it might be because February was misspelled
In a different timeline, those are the names!
There was an attempt... to spell FebRuary right.
I love this so much
We were on the verge of greatness...
There was an attempt to spell February
That’s not how you spell February...
Febuary
bro u spelled february wrong
How Bionicle Villians are named.
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I like the months better this way lol
FebRuary?
This is the current stage where A.I. is in 2019
Decembruary, Aprimay, Jugest, Septober
best part is, it’s spelled february not febuary
am i missing a joke or is it supposed to show up
My favorite singer? Christina Auguary
Didn't realize it was a gif. Was very confused.
Is anyone going to comment on the fact he thinks FEBRUARY is spelled Febuary?
Excel auto complete the rest when you type the first character "F"... Try it out yourself
You didn't spell February right. But if you had spelled it correctly this would not have happened
I tried it. Only got to "Fe" before it auto-filled. https://imgur.com/hKXgdre.jpg
its because you spelled "February" wrong you goddamn retard
It's actually not. Somewhere below a user posted an image of the same thing happening with only two characters typed. Although if op had typed febr then it obviously would have reverted
It would help of they spelled February correctly
Nope doesn't
Probably wouldn't happen if you could spell February correctly.
Because it’s February not Febuary...
I promise I will never spell it wrong again
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It happens even when February is spelled correctly
It's because you misspelled February.
This guy gets it^^
This wouldn't have worked if you spelled February correctly.
Wonder if you spelled February correctly if it would do this?
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Maybe if you knew how to spell February.
Not really, Excel auto complete the rest when you type the first character "F"... Try it out yourself
If you just type "Feb" it autocompletes the rest of the months spelt correctly. Once you type "Febu" and it can't make a month name out of it, it doesn't know what to do. I finished typing "Febuary" and it suggested:
January
Febuary
February
Febuary
March
Febuary
April
Febuary
May
Febuary
June
Febuary
Not true, if you type "Feb", Excel still suggest "Febuary", try it
I tried it. It suggested "February"
Ok, it is diff from what I have tried just now.
Maybe it does that if the cells are formatted as text. If it's formatted as general, it should detect it as being a date, and change the actual cell value to 01/02/2019 with Mmmm formatting.
Thanks for sharing!
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Not really, Excel auto complete the rest when you type the first character "F"... Try it out yourself
This is just a repost from r/software gore. This is so pathetic dude.
Two comments, both calling out filthy reposters. Are you getting paid for this?
Can you repeat that? Did you say your birthday was January or Junuary?
The second one, Juluary
That's actually a typo, it's supposed to be Juuluary, where we vape all month.
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Fine jewelury
I'd like to rob your jewenuary
Nah fam its Jerseliky
you mean Jerley?
Novuary
There is no vape, only Juul.
Came here for this joke, thank you
Okay, just a moment... So I have you down for Mayuary. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
When is Christmas?
Oh yeah, well I was born in Auguary
I'm pretty sure this happened because they spelled "February" wrong so Excel assumed the user wanted to add "uary" to the end since that happened with the previous 2
Edit: To clarify, if the user had spelled February correctly, Excel wouldn't have noticed the trend of adding "uary" to the end of the words in the previous column and therefore would have not suggested that.
I'm really sorry to have spelled it wrong. Here, I've fixed it
I love that little pause while typing "janruary" as if it's physically painful to type.
Yeah, there you go, now you got it.
Wait... that's illegal
delet this
Please post that too.
Now u spelt January as Janruary...
Yikes, there's just no pleasing some people!
Wooosh
Yeah we get it
First one, then the other
I have an issue like this irl
My birthday is on June but everyone asks me if it’s on June or July (Junio and Julio in Spanish)
It's actually Julianuary, the day we all celebrate King Julian
I was born in Apruary
Chunguary
Juluary
Yes.