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Link: https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-a-Goose-Attack

Same thing really.

I’ll fuck it either way

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Is there one on how to catch swans?

It's just the one swan really.

Alright Sargent angle?

The swan's escaped!

Mr Peter Ian Staker?

This guy knows what's up

Now I know if you do anything, a goose might find this to be an act of aggression, then attack.

I never thought I'd say this, but I love the art style, it's kinda cute.

It’s the cheeks for me, makes it cute as hell

I could see this being a meme template.

“When you see someone who uses the light theme.”

this is a noisy image

How can I learn to honk

Press on the big plastic donut in the big metal box

H O N K

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You forgot to honk! You've just read a tutorial on how to attract a mate. Why can't you learn?! SMH

This is going into my reaction folder.

Glad to see some useful advice this Valentine's day

Can confirm, this gets all the bitches

Hjönk

This picture is good enough on it's own tbh, real potential here

Now that's a Tsundere bird if I ever saw one

B-baka, it's not like I like you or anyth- HONK

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How to attract a mate if you’re Mitch McConnell*

How to perform a honkdouken in Goose Fighter II.

https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/6/6a/Stop-a-Goose-Attack-Step-6-Version-2.jpg/v4-460px-Stop-a-Goose-Attack-Step-6-Version-2.jpg

Do not mosh with the goose.

honk now where are my bitches at?!

This image is hilarious to me, for some reason.

I do this, but only once per year. It works very well.

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HONK

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Ofc you post this the day after fucking Valentine’s

Thank Mr goose

How to spot a chicken

Can confirm this worked for me

I'm trying and it's not working, what am I doing wrong?

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Sometimes when my 4yo daughter gets flustered and runs out of words, she just starts honking

I don't know when, but I will need this picture someday

Didn't this happen in The Interview.

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HONK HONK

Actually dolan

When Dolan Dark disapproves

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This should be marked nsfw I do not want any kids seeing this profanity

Although I am very aroused

How to make a meme

I was wondering what I was doing wrong

You cant stop goose wayne if he attacks

  1. Try not to honk

  2. Repress the honk

  3. HONK anyway

How to piss off Dolan Dark

hOnK

This is higher quality art than we're used to here at disneyvacation. That goose is very expressive

How to choice the goose.

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Damn... no wonder. I’ve been doing that to repel a mate

HONK HONK

"stretch out your neck!"

Edit: Ok fine.