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I WOULD PAY FOR THAT

Here you go Timmy, I got you some of those Pocket Mansters that all the kids have been raving about! The nice young man at the video store told me that these were totally fleeking!

Turns out you just bought furry porn.

On a t-shirt

How must?

Very.

100 bucks and I'll send you one.

100 freE vBUcks ANd I'll senD YoU onE

Check eBay. I'm dead serious. Search "Pokeman", these pins pop up there from time to time, usually under a giant lot. There's also ones with Pidgey, Cubone, Blastoise, Caterpie, and other various 1st gen Pokemon.

[source: I've been collecting Pokemon merchandise for the past 5 years and currently own this Arbok pin]

I TOO WOULD EXCHANGE CURRENCY FOR THIS SPECIFIC ITEM, WHICH I ENJOY USING MY OPTICAL SENSORS ON.

Shut up and take my money.

If it was a belt buckle

"I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!"

Ronald McDonald would mess woth your head in that game.

"Is That a Pokemon or a trainer.... even the pokedex doenst know"

Probably Mr. Mime’s evolution with a special item.

If you trade Mr. Mime holding a Big Mac

It’s a burgerstone.

You must use a happy meal toy.

When Mr. Mime and Jynx have a child together

And now that is in my head. Thanks.

Poke man, take me by the hand

lead me to the land that you understand

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The sequence of a life form embracing the brand Soaking up the toys from Japan

Was starting to think nobody was getting the reference.

It’s from a great album btw

I probably won’t eat you because you look very bland

You made me a man

THAT ONE NIGHT

r/unexpectedoffice

4 real tho where can i get this?

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Edit: I have a lead

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Edit 2: I can't find them to buy anywhere - if anyone does know anywhere lemme know because I need this garbage x

If you find em drop me a link too please

Check eBay, they will definitely pop up there...but only at random times about once or twice a year. Search "Pokeman" [sometimes it's better to put -card or -cards in the search bar to filter out all the card searches]. They will usually pop up under a giant lot with 15+ other pins [of other various 1st Gen Pokemon].

I used to collect Ekans/Arbok merch pretty hardcore but I slowed down in recent years, but I'll be on the lookout for you since I still browse eBay from time to time!

Thanks - will keep an eye out 👍

Check alibaba. Im gonna try and find one too!

Had a quick look - will let you know if I see any!

Damn. The Chansey one is amazing.

Eh, wanna poke man?

Poke man and man shall poke back

r/engrish

Ronald just catches them to make burgers.

No that’s the hamburglar

Ronald sure looks thrilled to be holding that arbok.

Hm, wait a minute. That's a pikachu face on Ronald, isn't it?

So the spelling of Pokeman reminded me of something.

I went into a sports memorabilia store to look for card protector sleeves. The guy has no idea what I'm talking about, but, calls a friend who also has a sports memorabilia store. The guy on the phone says "You mean for like for Pokemon cards?" The guy in front of me says "Pokemon? I mean, sometimes I'm a Pokey Man"

Perfectly legit and not at all creepy.

I would not like to poke that man.

Why arbok, and not like one the starters?

Poke Man! ah-ah-ah Fighter of the Tickle Man! ah-ah-ah

“Alien fetus”

“Is this Pokémon?”

Ronald is tripping balls.

Is this Grimace?

Is that an off brand though? McDonalds seems to have a Pokemon thing going on at least once a year.

With the pokey and the man and the thing comes out of the thing and goes aghaghaghaghagh

I don't know why but I read POKEMAN in the voice of Bill Cosby as portrayed on The Simpsons: "With the pokey and the maaaan."

Is that an alien fetus?

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I was going to say the ugly one but....

My first and only thought.

Wow!

I Cheese you, PikaChew!

McPikaChew*

Creepy off brands

My grandmas was never mispronouncing it...holy fuck.

Reminds me of PETA's "Pokemon Red, White and Blue" game about McDonalds.

M'okay.

Poor Ronald, he looks like he's terrified of snakes, but more terrified of what the corporate higher ups will do to him if he refuses

You can tell your friends you know wut, nibba got a dick like a great big cobra. -Dj Manny Fresh

This man pokes.

“Is this a pidgey?”

I'll take one pokeman pleas

Pokeman Go to MacDonald for delicious cheesed burger and fried french!

I feel like my dad made this pin

This is amazing!

Cool and good.

Wait, wrong sub...

Congratulations on your 220 kilopixel camera.

Grimace and Hamburglar's incest hate child

Poor Arbok probably has diabetes.

Pokeman

Oh, look, it's every out of touch parent in the world

I would buy that in an instant.

What went on in the creator's head? Please, someone explain!

Was probably hoping to bamboozle collectors looking for Pokémon-themed Happy Meal toys or custom ordered by a McDonald's knockoff restaurant trying for that extra bit of "authenticity."

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I love thisssssss

Kobra

Diabetes I choose u

Holy shit my parents were right

I want this. Where did you find it?

Good enough for a pokeman.

At first I thought this was cute and then I realized it said “Pokeman” and thought of the implications. Well, what can I say, I’d probably still buy it for shits and giggles.

That's a McPokeman idiot

If you ask my mom this is what theyre called

I think all parents just think they’re called Pokeman lol

iM lOvInG iT

Hey, uh, I wouldn’t touch that

Ronald, I don't feel so good

Gotta catch em' all!

Is this?...A Pokémon?

Poke man

I wanna be...

yo I wanna buy that.

He's just holding it so nonchalantly

Why am I think of the "is this a pigeon?"meme, I guess this would be a "is this a Pidgy?"

R O N A L D

That's one shitty-looking Mr. Mime

Arbok lookin' cute tho.

Oh hey it's an arbak!

CHAAAARRRRRR-BOCK

Bada-ba-ba-ba, it's edible.

Pokemon world's event starts tomorrow Friday in Nashville Tennessee.

Nice

Namekop

Abraca--FUCK ITS RONALD

Careful Ronnie, Snek may use bite.

Whoa ! Shiny snek is my favorite pokeman.

r/SnakesWithArms ?

How all parents pronounced it at some point in time.

Wow, Ronald must be huge to be able to hold an Arbok in the palm of his hand like that. A Pokémans twice the size of the average adult.

I need it, it's my new god

Your my, red eyed grimace, do you remember when, we used to scream, AAAAHH

This is what nightmares are made of

r/phantomforces

Oh, yeah?

it’s relating to this sweaty tryhard trickshotter nerd Called poke.