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Woah!!! He drank that guy's milk!

I'm gonna put some dirt in your milk

I'm gonna blow up the city

Look at my dad's junior. Gonna cry?

I’m gonna put some milk in your eye

I'm gonna put some milk in your dirt

I’m gonna but some calcium in your bones

I protected you in high school now I'm gonna milk your little ass

I'm something of a milk drinker myself.

Do you have some with nuts

I...I can make you some

Go make me some

Peter... You didn't happen to have kept any, did you?

No no no course not

We won't tell nobody

at this point director sam raimi makes the concious decision for spiderman to pick cookies with nuts in them, to signify that he's gone nuts. genius.

That’s actually genius! Never thought of that XD

What are you looking for, a raise? Get out!

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I’ll take the staff job. Double the pay

But can he pay me in advance?

When dunkey pointed out that Harry had to be under the table, my entire world view changed.

r/unexpecteddunkey

Do you have some nut?

I offered you friendship, and you spat in my milk

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Oscorp will decide your fate.

I am the Senate

The Senate, am I?

Rosie, I love this boy

Rosie, our new friend here thinks I'm gonna drink all his milk.

I love how they have him trying to act all emo and badass in this scene while drinking milk of all things.

That’s the point of this entire plot though. The symbiote makes its host act like an ass by just amplifying everything about them. In comics, Brock becomes an even bigger and shittier bully, Kassidy becomes even more psychotic, etc. In SM3, Parker thinks he’s being cool with his actions even though the audience clearly sees him acting like a dork when he tries so hard and a dick for no reason. It wasn’t accidental. Everything, including the infamous dance, is absolutely intentional.

Most audiences missed the part where that's their problem. You know the real truth. You, me, we're exceptional.

I could squash you like a bug right now.

Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

You're right, but the problem is that the people in the club and the girl he dances with still seem to think he's cool.

I mean that chair trick was pretty cool.

Now dig on this...

The thing is confidence can still be attractive, even if you're a dick.

To be fair,its a club,do they really know what cool is lol

On a side note, I'm so glad more and more people are beginning to understand this. I've been trying to explain this very thing since the movie released in theaters. Back then not a single person would accept this, and just considered me an idiot/apologist for even suggesting the idea that it was all intentional.

You were a hero, they just couldn't see it.

If it was intentional, then everyone who sees him wouldn't think he was cool. But they do.

Go and watch his dancing in the street scene, right now. Look at the reactions of everyone around him. Literally every extra staring at him is looking at him like he's a creepy loser.

But then in the club they fucking love it.

Everyone should act like the street folk.

Nah man, people in a club are going to absolutely eat up some drunk fuck embarrassing himself Infront of everyone.

They'll be falsely supportive and make him feel great. Until the next day when he realises what a fuckhead he's been

Ah, yes, 'the fear'. I know it well.

Maybe they think it's part of the act of the show.

Y’know, young me thought emo peter was cool.

Glad somebody said it. The way the symboite effected Peter makes perfect sense

I think that was the point

Milk time!

I'm not paying for that.

The perfect crime

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Brilliant but lazy.

Amazing

Friendly neighborhood

Please don't... Please don't drink that!

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Milk and Crackers! God Bless em!

Now this is iconic. Give me more

Don't tell Harry...

Or all 6 packs of Oreos after going on a rant ABOUT HOW IIIIII NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO HOW MUCH I EAT

OUT OF OREOS, AM I?!

This sums up my relationship with my room mate

Steal the precious milk? Oh no, I’m not a criminal.

Misery, misery, misery.. that’s what you’ve chosen

11/10

Milk messanger... knocked me down.

r/BoneHurtingJuice would love this

Quizas estoy bebiendo leche

"Go make me some cookies with nuts in them”- Dunkey

Goes well with chocolate cake

Or maybe

Butterfingers

I laughed too much at this.

Who drinks milk?

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You’re fired. Pack your things and go.

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You’re out, /u/De-hond