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I don’t think that Asian woman was doing it right.

Everyone was providing temporary support. She was the only one fixing the foundations...

The Hero we need, but not the one we deserve

Believe it or not, one of my professors had to do some work to stabilize the leaning tower. It was threatening to lean even farther, so they had to do some soil stabilization efforts to keep it in place. He described what they did, but it’s been a little while. Then again, it might have been one of his own teachers, I can’t really remember.

I choose to not believe. Not because I do not think it can be true, but because you gave me the options to do so.

I can accept that...

exciting stuff - I’d be proud to have something like this on my resume..

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What was the last girl doing?

Standing

I suppose a big-breasted girl could get away with providing support by just standing.

Chinese speaking here. In the traditional chinese tales, there is a figure called 托塔天王李靖, or Li Jing who hold the tower. he is a worrior god who, as you might already know, always have a tiny tower model in his hand. When needed, the tower will grow into real size and soldiers can came out of it to defeat the enemy.

So basically, women is doing a cosplay here.

Edit: typo.

worrier god

I acutally don't know how to phraise that in English, more like a general in heaven?

Warrior, with an ‘o’. A worrier is someone who worries a lot, so a ‘worrier god’ sounded pretty funny.

I blame Android's auto-correct for this one…

Nah it's on me. Thanks for pointing it out.

I am the worrier god

amazing. I'm chinese and I didn't know

Also, if it hits someone when it grows, they have to make a DC 15 dex save or take 10d10 bludgeoning damage.

The Asian guy's delayed reaction is the best.

Once he realized what was going on he was so hyped though lol

Having genuine human interaction with strangers while being a tourist are the highlights of the trip, in my experience.

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And, of course, you DID want weed

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I was traveling abroad with a friend recently, and I guess he fit the stereotype of european drug dealer? So many random people asking for weed. Also he got randomly searched by the police. He's Canadian.

I remember traveling in Italy and I downloaded an app with Italian sayings and one of the sayings it had was “ non sparare! le droghe non sono mie!” Which translates to Don’t shoot, the drugs aren’t mine. I am glad I did not have to use that while I was there.

/r/shitduolingosays

thank you so much for this sub

I think it was a World Nomads app or something. I know it was an Australian guy and he would have a whole conversation scenario and would be like he was talking to some local and he would ask questions and they would say phrases and those phrases were the ones you could click on in the app.

Canadian here, I had a guy in Hawaii narrow on me and my wife. He asked and I wasnt even thinking about weed but totally wanted it. I instantly thought of the TV show cops or dog the bounty hunter where they set people up all the time. I still think he was a narc to catch people but secretly would drop a few hundred just to giggle while I eat musubi or massive dish of loco Moco.

A friend ended up in a Dominican jail for a cocaine offense and his story began just like that.

How'd he go to Dominican jail if he was in Hawaii with his wife?

Ironclad extradition treaty.

Pretty sure the under cover Narcs aren’t baiting tourists for weed man. But I get the paranoia anyway, man.

100% they do that in the Bahamas.

When I was in Hilo I had the same dude try to sell me weed in a grocery store parking lot each of the three times I went there over the course of a week.

Well, if you’re a tourist, gotta make do.

Not to mention that this is also a tactic for robbing people.

Turns out asking for cocaine in Cuba is pointless. “Hey, mang I’ll trade you these cigars for your hat?” “Got blow?” ........... “OKAY! Nice talking to ya!”

I just had one dude walk by my group and say "weed, ecstasy, coke," and keep on walking.

In Amsterdam you will hear this literally on every street as soon as it is even a little dark!

How do you know who is legit and has high quality stuff? Are they wearing a suit?

In my experience anyone who is on the street offering you drugs has 0 drugs and is just looking to either rip you off or mug you.

A friend of mine said yes to someone once, it was late at night right in Dam Square and with 2 minutes there was about 15 people surrounding him demanding money. He left 50 euros poorer with a rolled up piece of paper to show for it!

That's like how they sell concessions at a baseball game.

I love when people do this so easy to buy drugs.

Went to a concert once, and the singer was doing that from the stage!

Unfortunately I didn't have any money, or I would have bought some of his nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstacy, or alcohol.

Hey, logicalmaniak, just a quick heads-up:
ecstacy is actually spelled ecstasy. You can remember it by ends with –sy.
Have a nice day!

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I got offered viagra about ten times in Dubai. I’m a young woman. I know chicks can use it too, but I did feel a bit confused. And maybe slightly offended at the suggestion that my sexual partners would need assistance with arousal.

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when you forgot your headscarf at the brothel again

Wait, women can use it too? Does it make your clit rock hard?

Yeah, it’s meant to be good. Not sure how it works, I haven’t tried it. Maybe I should have taken the dodgy viagra seller up on the offer and given it a go! Who knows if it would even actually be viagra though.

Wait... viagra is mostly for men?! I just thought anyone could use it. is that not the drug that is slipped into people’s drinks?

I think you might be thinking of rohypnol. Viagra is usually used to treat erectile dysfunction.

Yeah your probably right, just never seen the term use like that. Its usually goes like “wanna have good sex? Get some viagra.”

Now that i think about it, maybe I completely misunderstood its purpose from the very beginning. I dont imagine sex would be very good with erectile dysfunction.

Regardless of what race or ethnicity they are, be wary of offers like that. It's a common scam in many places and you'll end up in an alley giving up your belongings at knifepoint.

Or arrested by police

lol not for buying some weed in berlin

Thats true, i wasnt thinking berlin when i commented but more in general.

In Berlin? You'd have to be very unlucky.

Well not really what would happen in Berlin. Worst case they sell you a gram of some green thing (which is no doubt oregano or some other useless herb) and charge you 30€ for it. Even the shadiest of dealers wouldn't outright stab you in Germany. At least not as often as it would be a concern.

In Portugal they’re legit selling hash and low quality coke, I bought a tonne.

Only once did it turn out to be meth!

Oh. Mine was in some island on a cruise week and it was one black dude. He asked if I wanted green and I didn't know what he meant so he tried to explain but I was pretty drunk, and he left looking annoyed. Also the drunkenness is why I can't remember the name of the island.

Uhhh... hell yeah!

Same thing but it was Stuttgart and cocaine. and it was 4am.

Username checks out.

That can like be the highlight of my day in the city I just moved to.

Once when I was traveling to Venice with friends and wandered into a local neighborhood, an old gentleman, presumably living there, greeted us with a big smile and started talking to my friends and me. He sounded so excited as if we were there to visit him. He talked enthusiastically in Italian for fifteen minutes, humming some melodies even. The best part is, though we had no idea what he was saying, we felt so connected to him like an uncle. That was absolutely our favorite part of the trip.

Human interaction is one of the most important things while traveling!

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“Ohhh? Ahhaa yess high five again yeah!”

That kind of reaction is how you find the fun people. I bet that dude had a ball.

That's every Asian I interacted with, ever.

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mmm that you only meant wellllllll

well of course you did

Mmm what you say

Dear Sister will forever go down as my favorite SNL skit, followed closely by Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood.

I don’t even get what the joke is and I’m fucking dying

It’s a spoof on a finale of a tv show popular in the early 2000’s - The OC.

You're welcome.

https://youtu.be/vmd1qMN5Yo0

Old video from SNL (wait for a pre-meltdown Shia) mocking the season finale of the OC.

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https://youtu.be/o9ZNmR20nNY

Part of me hopes the show Barry ends with this song.

Mmm whatcha sayyyy

Wha

Wha

Wha

Wha

Dear sister

Fuck now I have to watch it again

You stole 3 minutes of my fucking time!

Who am I kidding, I knew what I was clicking and I never stopped the video...

It's the way the two cops perfectly replicate the betrayed-look-over-the-shoulder at each other when they were positioned completely different just the previous second that gets me every time

I was thinking exactly this! Best part of the skit for sure

https://youtu.be/qlc0S8LLtsg

Thought you meant this one

Which apparently can be seen on phones, but web demands taking a free trial

Shia has always gone 110% hasn't he? He proper slammed his head into the ground.

I got more of a WASTED out of it. In fact I could hear the sound

“Hello darkness my old friend...”

all around me are familiar faces

Crop circles in the carpet.

Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time

"I have a boyfriend"

Hello darkness my old friend

Nah that’s more of a hello darkness my old friend vibe.

What a harmless prank! This is the stuff I like to see.

only 7 photos were harmed in the making of this film

At least most people have digital cameras.

This would have been a hated man in the days of film cameras

Meh, most people would laugh it off just like today

Having a photo of a stranger high-fiving you in front of Pisa is honestly much more memorable than your copy of the now generic hand-lifting pose.

Photo Caption: “hey everyone, me and my 1 friend having fun on our trip :)”

Honestly, yeah. That's a much more delightful memory, and fun story to tell.

In the days of film cameras, this didn't happen much if at all. You couldn't see the result to gauge it, let alone share it on social media. Ordinary people, as you say, valued film too much to waste it on novelty with a low chance of success.

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I assume you mean that you would appreciate a photographic record of his jocularity, if you know what I mean.

"Is she into photography?" he asked him knowingly.

That Sprite bird is comment-bombing us right now man

lmao why is this getting downvoted

because we do absolutely not know what he means

Speak for yourself.

Well if the person behind the camera was quick enough they could capture a genuine smile at least.

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I thought it was BabyBoomerRolePlay at first. I’m still trying to figure out if it’s satire or not.

Idc what the rest of reddit thinks, this comment is absolutely fucking hilarious

I can’t tell if you’re serious or not

Look at his comment history.

He must just be a troll

Could be some new copy pasta? Edit: Nevermind it’s a downvote troll

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Geez I've only been on Reddit a few months I didn't know there was such a thing. Should have figured though.

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Is probably knock that dude square in the 👊 mouth if he did that to me and keep going til I got some bloodshedd 🔪.

His shit prank isn't even worth the battery 🔋 i would waste for using an extra flash 📸 honestly

Fucking douchebag millennials 🙄 u should be ashamed of you upvote this crap & encourage this deviant filth

Also the fact that its lyk super Rapey to go around touching strangers without consent in public.💃👌 😲

Maybe that shit flies in backwards countries but dude would be lucky to be left alive pulling that shit in MURICA 🇺🇸 specially if im present

Edit :downvotes really? Ur gonna collectively take the side of the rapey prank dude? Real classy reddit

Well, you're both an asshole and douchebag, so that would make you a paradox.

Is it weird if I upvote this because of just how perfectly troll-y this comment is?

I did so as well if that makes you feel better

Haha hard to look tough with that emoji usage, lady.

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Is this a copypasta dude? If not, it's sure to be soon.

This is an OLD one from Tumblr, I'm surprised to see it. It's just been... moddified a little.

This guy is an absolute genius

Wtf did I just read.

Sigh.....you again...

Can we all work together to keep downvote trolls at 0? Edit: lol at whoever down voted me to 0

Your attempts at trolling are very weak, but I guess at least you're trying. Maybe stop using so many emojis, that kind of makes you stand out and causes people to think more. You want people to think less and react. An emotional victim is more likely to get you a proper response, after all.

Well, good luck. I fully expect you to have learned nothing today.

But I guess if you're a downvote troll, you're still getting what you want.

EDIT: No no no, you got something to say to me, you share it with the class.

Oh teach me your ways oh le master redditor.

lol my "weak" attempts. the vast majority of your stuff sits at 1 point because you're an incredibly boring writer- perhaps reflective of an incredibly boring person. nobody even fucking reads your shit much less responds and you wanna give me advice?

Fuck off amateur

You don't get to hide in the privacy on the inbox. You can't hurt my feelings, because I understand full well that's your only goal.

I give you full credit for trying, again, but you've got to work on your game, kiddo.

(Although I do admit I chuckled at that "no one reads your shit much less responds" bit. If you had done even a few seconds of checking my history, you'd have some actual material by realizing I have a tendency to piss Reddit users off. They very much do respond.

Hey, just like you did!

Nobody fucking cares about your shitty little opinion.

Yea downvote because you sound like a total jackass. Who the fuck uses flash during the day? Super rapey to hi five someone? Only a rapist would think that way.

You can do this shit in America and it’ll be fine because I fucking live in America

I liked the part where the Asian guy doubled back for a legitimate high five. That's a good sense of humor right there.

He’s an Aussie YouTuber, him and his mate are constantly on the news here for pissing people off. I think they are harmless, but let’s just say this is probably the only wholesome prank they have done.

Yeah, I was going to say this is probably the only prank he has done that can be considered harmless.

Him and Jackson seem pretty douchey tbh, and Jackson comes across as quite homophobic.

Just curious about what Jackson did that's homophobic? I watch their videos on YouTube sometimes and think they're kind of funny, but I don't know anything about him as a person.

Haha i’m guilty of watching their videos too, and I do enjoy most of them. I thought the silly salmon was pretty funny.

Jackson used to make a lot of “gay” and “faggot” jokes, but he got called out on it so he doesn’t do it as much anymore. I’m straight but it used to piss me off, it was just unnecessary. Their content is usually strong enough by itself without using inappropriate and derogatory humour towards a group of people who already cop a lot of shit, y’know? Hopefully he has learned from it.

Jackson used to make a lot of “gay” and “faggot” jokes, but he got called out on it so he doesn’t do it as much anymore.

Great, then I have nothing against him. I'm gay myself and have no problem with a fag joke if it's in good taste. And if it's not in good taste, stop doing it.

True! I have some friends who are fine with it, and then some who don’t like it. People need to know their audience to figure out what’s appropriate I guess?

Yeah I recently found out people think the "you know how I know you're gay" bit from 40 year old virgin with seth rogan and paul rudd is inappropriate. And I'm just like c'mon it's obvious they have no animosity towards gay people and are simply being stupidly, humorously, immature.

Paul: You know how I know you're gay? you have a rainbow sticker on your car that says "I love balls in my face."

Seth: That's gay!?

Just throwing these 2c out there...gays aren't flowers and can stand up for themselves too. I've tread on toes before defending people who didn't need any defense with them (somewhat appreciating at the end of the day) basically telling me that it sort of minimizes them. People of all varieties have jokes on them from various behaviors/physical features, and we're all mature enough to take a punch on the shoulder.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^.

^(There is a difference between jokingly calling your friend a fag, and semi-seriously talking about killing faggots...)

I totally agree with this, well said. Context and situational awareness play a really vital role in what people say, and will determine the level of offensiveness. I have a lot of gay friends, and we all find the word “fag” quite offensive because of how the name came about from hundreds of years ago. Shammi and Jackson were definitely using it in the wrong context, where I was just like duuuude quit using gay jokes and focus on making good content.

Yeah for sure. I used to listen to a lot of those conservative speakers, but it got boring listening for an hour of just hate. Now I just try to listen to people who don't tell you what to think, but make you ask questions and answer them yourself.

I don't think using "gay" or "faggot" in one's speech makes one homophobic unless one is directing the insults at homosexuals.

There's an argument to be made that one shouldn't use the terms at all, even when not being used as homosexual slurs, but using them certainly doesn't make one homophobic.

Source

Watch any of their YouTube videos from a few years ago! You’ll notice how they are quite a bit different than what they post today.

Oh lol i thought it was sacha baron cohen. But i guess this dudes too short for that

So he's the Aussie version of Remi Gaillard?

Less creative, more crass

And less talented

Essentially yes

Agreed! I like pranks like this where everyone can have fun, even the “victims”.

https://youtu.be/KJ38jTQcO1k

You mean you don’t like it when stupid people think they can get away with being dicks by yelling IT’S A PRANK?

spits on somebody’s shoes, punches them in the calf, kicks their dog, sells their firstborn child into slavery

It’s just a harmless prank bro, chill.

If the title doesn't contain PRANKS IN THE HOOD GONE WRONG!! (TIMMY GETS BEAT UP AND ARRESTED!) I'm outtie

Outtie 5,000 or just regular outtie?

Lol god this tired Reddit convo

Wouldn't be tired if people stopped thinking being a dick was so easily excusable.

DAE pranksters = literally hitler? Papa bless haha

Many years ago, a young frat guy came up to my girl friends and I and sprayed silly string directly into our eyes/faces. He then ran away yelling his frat letters to some unseen Greek system god(s). It stung like hell. My friend and I chased him down and I grabbed his shirt by the collar and pulled him down to the ground demanding an explanation. He called me a cunt and told me “it’s just a prank.” Anyway, this is my long winded way of saying I agree with your point.

This is the stuff we like to see too! Here at the Pepsi headquarters we love pulling harmless pranks. One of our favorites is leaving a can of Pepsi on someone’s desk when they are in the restroom. Another oldie but goodie is poring out someone’s bottle of Pepsi and filling it back up with Coca-Cola™️. Sometimes people get a little upset about the Coca-Cola™️ prank but it’s okay because everyone who sees the reaction laughs!

Remember to always watch prank videos on YouTube™️ to learn how to be the best prankster, and drink Pepsi.®️

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Why do I keep seeing you posting this today, Pepsi? What did I miss?

It's spam. People are up voting spam.

It looks more like a novelty account to me. Generally, novelty accounts are one-trick ponies who incorporate a persistent theme in their posting, such as the poster's father beating him with jumper cables.

Don't let the jumper cables distract you from the fact that in 1994 the Undertaker choke slammed Mankind off the hell in the cell 30 ft. through the announcers table.

I thought Roger made it through the last beating until I read the username.

I think it's sarcastic/fake spam.

I ran across it last night. It was quite funny. Fucking Tim

Coke taste better.

Dr Pepper 4 lyfe

The only soda I will drink with any sort of regularity

Never had RC Cola, eh?

It definitely smells better

Me feel good. Body strong. Sleep big last night.

Oof, marketing budget for Coke a bit low this year so you’re having to resort to this?

Oh gee this comment sure wants to make me drink an ice cold Pepsi™️

I'm waiting for you and coke guy to meet. I have my RC Cola ready

Coca-Cola is a registered trademark.

His name is Shammi. Australian and does hilarious stuff that will make you laugh for sure. I always liked his YouTube videos in public in Sydney

Not really a prank

I wish I was allowed back there to do this again.

Boy I love reading this comment on every single harmless prank post on Reddit.

That's because this is actually a prank. All the other "pranks" are just harassment and damage to private/public property and a list of other negatives.

My easily dislocated shoulders says otherwise...

Assuming his hands are clean.

this is literally the top comment on every single gif or video that has something to do with pranks

Someone make r/harmlesspranks

Wait until it's gone sexual

Bro... bro... BRO!... it’s just a prank!!

You know there would have been one asshole who would act like this dude just ruined his day.

But he's walking on the grass!!

I mean, if you consider assaulting someone a "harmless prank" then sure.

Harmless? I'd feel personally attacked

what is wrong with you...

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Wait, badges? The Tube is a strange place!

you'll get over it.

"be respectful of other people's opinions and customs???? NO WAY"

the last thing we need in the world is people getting upset about playfulness and being social with each other in a light hearted way. I get social anxiety is an issue, but you're going to have to manage, take some medications, smoke some weed, i dont care but for the greater good of the world, socializing with fellow humans in a good way is more important that the few that will feel discomfort from it.

"My opinion is more important than these people's!"

thats not at all what i said.

Agreed. From someone with social anxiety the best way (for me at least) to overcome it is by stepping out of my comfort zone and being social. Hiding away from people just makes it worse in the long run.

I thought you were joking to get the warriors of reddit butt hurt. But you actually a loser 😢

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Yeah I really wanted to point out you’re a fuckwit. You actually found that offensive. You are the destroyer of happiness and anything vibrant in this world if you take offence to that.

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You’re the one getting offended by high fives and people smiling. Who hurt you?

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You’re a fucking loser haha

Now you should feel personally attacked

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Try and see how this is hypocritical. Then see how you’re a fuckwit. You feel attacked by social interactions? You are a loser, bet you know it too. This is the height of SJWs

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Loser, grow a pair you feminine sjw

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There is no irony here you spastic - only a fucking loser being offended by high fives.

You say people have a right to chose how they feel about what’s being done to them, everyone in that video is smiling. You’re pathetic

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That’s exactly what you are doing ya fuckwit. You feel personally attacked when someone is hitting someone’s hand. Who hurt you that badly, you feel attacked by social interaction? Are you jealous you didn’t get a high five? I’m honestly perplexed how people like you exist firstly, as well as feel the need to share your bullshit sjw opinion

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Why are you so feminine

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You’re a hypocrite, sjw beta male, who is offended by social interaction.

Seek help in the form of testosterone

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You actually suck at this

You’re actually a loser haha

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Oh ye nice one loser haha You have 0 banter

I think they all need somebody to lean on

Blow a kiss

Fire a gun

All we need is someone to lean on

*Breaks into voice synth solo

Never knew those were the lyrics. Always heard Markus Firegun

I always heard "fuck this, fire's gone"

Clean version

Blow a kiss Into the sun

Eeh ooh, eeh ooh, eeh ooh, eeh ooh Eeh ooh, eeh ooh, eeh ooh, eeh ooh Eeh ooh, eeh ooh, eeh ooh, eeh ooh Eeh ooh, eeh ooh, eeh ooh, eeh ooh

Upvote for taking the time to write it all out

It looks like he/she just wrote the first four Eeh oohs and then copypasted them a few times, though

This would be correct

Upvote for honesty

Yeah if you're going to Eeh Ooh you have to definitely do it to the full extent

Or at least fix the capital letters and the commas.

Holy fuck am I high or is that an EDM in onomatepai.

¿Por qué no los dos?

But they all looked pretty strong

They just called on him, cause they needed a hand

the leaning tower is the lil wayne of architecture

Because of the lean amirite? high fives

because it wasn't up to codiene, but yea.

I'm in awe rn

👏snap out of it

Why? Is his "tower" crooked?

The key to great high fives is to look at the elbow of the person you're high-fiving.

I enjoy studying people's elbows, it's a sign that they are attracted to you

Of course, studying elbows is the secret to Cupid's bow.

Do you smell-ell-ell-ell what The Rock is cooking?

So, you're saying the big black main chef in rehab who randomly commented on how I "got some pointy elbows that'd be good for elbowing people" when playing basketball, was actually flirting with me?

Try this one simple trick!

A little game of weenus bullrider works Everytime

I can't tell if this is a genuine tip or a troll, but if it's a troll consider me baited and ready to make a fool of myself.

It's 100% the best technique. Go from pathetic meat slaps to satisfying soniic claps easy af

I'm pretty sure I got wrecked on Xbox by a kid named PatheticMeatSlaps.

Nah they preach the truth. You'll be a devine highfive-er(sp). I have no clue how to conjugate this action apparently.

Observe, hypothesize, experiment, conclude and refine hypothesis.

You'll know you're in the five zone when your partner is roughly the distance you can throw a microwave.

High...way...to...the...High-five zone.

Gonna take a ride...in...to...the... High-five zone.

So like 10 feet? You must have some long arms.

A 1500 watt microwave.

So like 50 pounds? I could toss one of those 10 feet, provided the door stays closed.

When someone tells me this, I like to offer a high 5, then slap their elbow.

My sister told me this. It’s fucking true! I never miss a five now

I thought I was the only one with this secret. While in college I shared this fact with a few people at a party. Next think i know the whole house was highfive-ing(sp) eachother. I knew at that moment I hit my peak in life haha

haha great story

edit: I don't know why but this reads totally sarcastic and it isn't lol

Stop looking at my weiness...

Upvote for weiness.

Upvotes for penis?

Not at the table, Carlos

High fives are all natural instinct no technique can surpass the excitement of a natural high five

And what do you do next? Just stare?

Tourists like to pretend that they are holding the structure in the background up, when in reality it’s just an illusion.

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They take a picture

Those humans, do they enjoy it?

Oddly enough, it appears so.

They stare.

Thank you for explaining this I was like wtf is happening here

What's Captain Obvious in Italian?

Captain Obvious is still a hero to some.

il nome dell'utente è verificato

Grazie, kapitano obviouso

This is how you get upvotes. Im sure a few hundred people among thousands dont get why they are doing that and will immediately upvote as thanks.

How would we know if that’s true unless they stop trying?

The hero we deserve

? Please explain

Kinda played out

That last one😂😂

Hello darkness my old friend

mm whatcha say

all around me are familiar faces...

Who can saaay

they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand.

It's unreal how many people there are everyday holding the Leaning Tower. Bless them, I don't even want to think about what could happen if they weren't there.

r/yesyesyesno

I ride my bike in NYC. I love slowing down (not to scare them) and giving high fives to people trying to hail cabs. Some love it. Other hateeee it. I love it.

It's the ones that hate it that make it worthwhile I bet.

Honestly, I'll just back off those people. You can usually tell the type from a far but believe me, sometimes you get a good surprise.

You get a high five! And you get a high five! EVERYONE GETS A HIGH FIVE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQXqEAYHudQ

r/madlads

I love it. I wouldn't even be mad.

can’t walk on grass!! call the cops!

I got to visit the Leaning Tower of Pisa a year or so ago, and was so excited, the only problem was the one day that we actually had time in our busy schedules to go check it out, there was a torrential downpour. My girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to throw on our ponchos anyway and venture out in the rain. Little did she know the lawn gnome was made of metal, and tasted like kudzu. I sneezed so hard all the fish fled, and I was left holding my breath until my Mom got dressed.

I thought you had an aneurysm.

Hell, I thought I had an aneurysm.

I hate you and your username!

Lol, so that's what happened

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Whew!

This is brilliant.

Then what happened?

I think I had a stroke.

And then...?

I had another one.

Sometimes, I don’t read comments thoroughly enough to understand them, so I just keep moving without looking back. If I hadn’t seen the replies, I would’ve thought this was a normal comment that I just skimmed over and didn’t understand.

That didn't really "devolve," it just suddenly switched to lolrandom.

This has potential. I’ll be watching to see how this performs.

I can't believe you've done this.

Subscribed!

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Ah, another obnoxious novelty account to add to my blocked list

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Free entertainment

Still better than sprog though

So did you see your mom undressed?

I wish I'd thought of this when I was in Pisa.

I wish The Todd from scrubs starred in this GIF

Best thing ever.

r/mademesmile

Thanks for leaving in that last one.

For me the last one would happen first. Immediately regret decision. Delete footage.

His first strategy was fool-proof by high fiving people who already have hands in the air. His switch of strategy was what ruined it .

source https://www.instagram.com/p/BjUIKkfHqal/

The girl in white is smoking hot omg.

I like the last girl. The way she scowled and refused to touch him is very relatable to me.

Me too thanks

She seems like a bitch

The one with the flowery shirt, jean shorts, shortish hair, and sunglasses in her hair? That's the only thing I noticed, she got a big-ol rack on her. I wouldn't mind giving her my low 5.

Low 5 lmao

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I was channeling my inner Entourage 2 actually.

That's a very creepy way to say it but yes, she's the one I'm talking about. She's gorgeous.

EDIT: Sorry I misinterpreted your comment lol. It's not as creepy as I thought.

He's just making a comment with some humor in it. Dont be so stuck up.

I didn't realize he was making a reference to something else. My bad!

Whoa!! I wonder if my ex girlfriend Dorothy knows she's on the front page of reddit lol!!! that's crazy....I don't even know how to get ahold of her to let her know...she's the one with the white shirt and jean shorts....awesome

That seems like an EXCELLENT ice breaker and a fun way to talk to the ladies or gents.

High fives, smiles, laughs, where you from? Oh cool, you have a great smile, what are you doing later? Dinner? Drinks? Bam meet up, everything going great you’re vibeing good, “hey let’s get out of here”, wink, she laughs says “sounds good” so back to your hotel, stop at the lobby bar for a quick snack and drink maybe a shot or two, she’s laughing, you’re laughing, everybody’s laughing, let’s head to the room, she smiles says “ok!” Then you go upstairs and it’s go time, you open your door you’re kissing hot and heavy and it’s on! Making out as you’re moving to the bed you ravenously tear each others clothes off and I cum in 15 seconds.

Cut to a huge disappointed look on her face, lots of apologizing and a “sorry, this never happens to me” and “you’re just so sexy i got too worked up” she shakes her head as she’s putting her shoe back on because she hardly even really got undressed...she shakes her head again trying to mask her utter disappointment in your performance. There’s some awkward “see you around” and “have a good rest of your trip” and then you just laugh because you can’t believe how pathetic you are, but you tried so I guess that’s all you can do

A+ for effort!

F for the Feels..

Doesn't matter had sex

I had a little trouble picturing this, could you be a little more specific?

Hypothetically all that happened, hypothetically...

15 seconds! What is this a marathon?...

Oh shit my dick out

So wholesome! Except that lady at the end. That one hurt.

Idk why but this video just made me very happy, seeing all these different people from all over the world sharing a harmless joke gave me hope for the future.

last woman:
"I have a boyfriend"

Any subreddit about shammi and Jackson?

Wholesome prank

This made me smile really hard :)

Now THIS is a prank. Everyone smiles at the end.

I sincerely love that these people smile/laugh rather than getting upset, like I thought they would. (How they would if this was in Chicago, for example.)

See these are the types of ‘pranks’ that are acceptable. Harmless and puts a smile on peoples faces.

Why do people keep doing that thing with the Leaning Tower? Like, even after all these years.

Because it’s fun.

Is it, though? Seems horribly cliched to me. Reminds me of that gif of the FB post of "standout to be different" with the one red rose amidst the hundreds of white ones, and it goes through a number of FB posts with the exact same post.

I mean, nothing against it. Just not for me. I find that it gets way too overused, and just becomes, you know, cliche.

The fuck do I know, though

No, this is different. It’s a shared cultural experience. It’s like being part of a vast running joke.

Why do people still do the “the old reddit switcheroo”? It’s like an instant connection to everyone else who does it. We’re all part of this game. I love it that we’ve got this huge meme and no matter how cliché it seems, we’re all happily participating. When I go, I absolutely plan on taking the classic photo.

All the people he high-fived were so happy! :)

Anyone have the source?

source https://www.instagram.com/p/BjUIKkfHqal/

w a s t e d

I was going to ask a question about how tourism to the leaning tower of Pisa was going because I haven’t heard anything about it in a while, but then I realized it’s 3:06 in Italy so there’s like a 1/100 chance someone will actually answer my question

This guy is my hero lol. I hope this becomes the norm for people visiting the leaning tower!

Rename it the high five tower of pisa and watch as it tranforms into the friendliest and chillest place in italy.

Lmao exactly what I pictured!

Pisa Five! /TheTodd

Love this

I’m going there tomorrow!

Awesome. Jealous. Have fun.

Thanks I will!

Be prepared for the schlockiest place on Earth.

What does that mean?

There's a line of souvenir stalls on the road to the piazza.

High five a random stranger.

Cool

Hi! 5!

this is gold.

I'm leaning towards an upvote.

Dont make the same mistake as me and check his Instagram, hes a class-A douchebag.

Fuck the asian dude that went in for another melted my heart

Now joker is going to do this in Pisa. I hope I remember to when I make my way there.

Wow, so many people are waiting for high fives.

Oh I been there. That is exactly what you see when you enter the gates..soooo cool...

This is surprisingly wholesome

This was so wholesome I love it

Funny

Took me a while to realise they weren’t posing for high fives...

When I was little we visited the leaning tower of Pisa. (Dad was in the Army and stationed in Germany at the time). Not a single tourist posed like they were holding the structure up.

This was in the late 70's when kids rode bikes without helmets and seat belts were optional. Tourists could climb inside and walk around those outer walkways.

We climbed the interior stairs and my brother, fearless, happily leapt through an opening and peered over the edge. My whole family did, urging me forward. I enjoyed the beauty of the wall and chose to study it carefully with my back. I refused to get anywhere near the edge. Even at 8 I knew it was one fucked up tourist attraction. I kept asking why the leaning side? Why did we have to stand on the leaning side?

My parents ended up taking a picture of me smiling tentatively, hands folded neatly in front of me, gritting my teeth in fear. After which I said, "I have to go to the bathroom." Classic kid tool to take control of a situation.

Meanwhile 6 year old Jeff is running like a goddamn lunatic with a death wish along the perimeter.

My stomach STILL tightens unhappily when I see photos of that thing.

Unsurprisingly my brother grew up, went to jump school, and gleefully leaps out of planes.

I still have a happy preference for boots on the ground.

i love the positivity of this.

i know the locals hate this stuff... but fuck it. if you've invested that much money into traveling to a location, in which you are also contributing financially to the local economy, and you want this type of photo ... go for it. who gives a shit what negative nancy thinks about what's "cool" and what is not.

The most touristy picture ever taken.

Old joke! Poorly copied! Upvote!

And you can’t say nothin, that’s the brilliant part.

If I'm ever there and anyone asks me to pose like that, I'll say fuck no.

This is the best prank.

This is pretty funny! Took me couple seconds to realize they were posing for pictures lol

This is now on my bucket list

I was in Pisa about two weeks ago. The number of people taking photos like this was absolutely hysterical. Even more hysterical were the guys trying to sell handbags right outside the town wall. “LADY GAGA! GUCCI GANG! SHAKA LAKA BLING BLING!”

Odd place to visit. The town is a bit of dump - you get bussed in, have to walk through ramshackle streets and get pestered by hawkers. Then once you enter the square, which is surrounded by walls and police, it’s nice.

You only ever see the leaning tower online, but the entire piazza dei miracoli is beautiful af.

What is this, Beautiful People Day at the Leaning Tower of Pisa? I could watch this all day.

The last lady... awesome.

Isn't it weird that if you slap someone's palm it's considered a friendly gesture but if you slap any other part of their body it's an act of aggression

If I ever see the tower, I absolutely cannot do that fucking hand thing. Look at those drones.

/r/iamverybadass/

r/mildlypretentiouspeople

This, I can accept.

Really? I mean....really?

Did I wound your internet ego. Sorry.

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I know right? l0l

That's like going into McDonald's and someone mocking you for having a BMI under 25.

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I was agreeing with him too.

How dare you respond to me as a under 1k karma normie? Get on my level kid.

Sorry bro. I don't discuss my Reddit posts with anyone that has a karma count below 5k. Work on the basics.

I was at the leaning tower of pisa a month ago and I took over a hundred photos of individuals doing the pose, and am making a collage out of it.

This is better then half the pranks on the Internet today!

Total ripoff of the original

Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car, flicked it out the window then a minute later you smell something and you turn around and your grandma is fingering herself on the back seat?

You know when you feel like you have to fart, so you go to fart but instead you shit on your father’s face?

IS THAT ELLYAWESOME AT THE END THERE WITH THE PINK HAIR?!

That’s becoming as cliche as holding it up in a picture.

I fucking love this.

Meanwhile, his buddy is picking your pockets.

Mission failed. We'll get em next time.

How come nobody ever takes a picture of themself trying to push the tower down?

The angle might be difficult to get that to work?

I can't read lips but did the first guy say "Oh fuck off"

I was wondering what Baker Mayfield was up to in the off-season

Is that the lead singer of Bleachers?

Seriously, I will never be able to see the Leaning Tower of Pisa because I would do this to every single person that i could

There was a low five

Did the first guy say: “Oh fu-* you!” Haha!

That last one was, Wasted

David Puddy life!

Shammi! I dont really follow a lot of people on reddit, but him and Jackson are hilarious!

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This prank might be harmless and wholesome, but some of the other stuff he does is downright sick.

Wow, I'm so happy that accounts such as yours share the same content with so many other accounts for tons of points :) it gives me hope.

Old lady in red loved it. Wonder if they edited out any bad sports...

Is this chestbrah? Looks like his face but he's lost so much size, I guess he stopped bodybuilding.

Would love to hear from someone who as been there. Is there enough distance in the line of site to the tower where someone could theoretically take a picture that looks like they are pooping or inserting the tower from/in their buttocks?

You're not supposed to walk on the grass

Is this guy Australian/New Zealander? I feel like he is.

Anyone else notice the bird swooping in as the high five with the black guy happened?

The first guy mouths fuck off

Get off the grass!

For anyone curious, he has a youtube channel called Shammi.

Ycb

This is so cool! I'm guessing this will be one of those small things that will make for a pleasant memory that wasn't expected.

Hello darkness my old friend...

CRaZy MaN aSsauLTS TOurIsTS

The Todd would have done the same

This guy should go to the Matterhorn and take people’s Toblerones

My brother did that, most people thought it was funny, but one American guy cussed him out.

Is that Shammi?

what was the asian lady pretending to be doing?

You got to be careful with this. My chemistry lab partner raised his hand to ask a question, and the high 5 reflexes kicked In.

You would think by now someone would be “tipping it over” with their finger instead of holding it up and yet I haven’t seen one.

Thought it was Joey Salads at first lol

This is YouTube Shammi:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmnB-0FywGIRBcdPNVsAabw

r/humansbeingbros

STAY OFF ZE LAWN

Could've done a drive-by Axe deodorant spray

Is the bottom girl wearing a fake supreme tee?

I went there like 15 years ago and I honestly can’t remember if you were allowed to go up there. Weird.

On today's edition of "how to spot the American in Europe" we have the sleeveless and ballcap variety

Me lo Si

That fucking bird scared me on the second one

So funny....

That last one belongs on r/watchpeopledieinside

Shammi!

r/whoelsomememes

I'm not sure I'd spend time and money to go see a fucked up building. Yea its leaning yes it's old other than that what's the appeal?

Ended with a wasted.gif

r/yesyesyesno

Euros are so derpy

Creative people

Waiiiiiit. The girl with the short hair looks familiar. Isn't she the girl with a cat at a p*rn video? I need answers.

This would be 999999 times better if they trained a cat to high-five and held it up to the tourist's palms.

It was super cringy being in Pisa, with all these people wanting the same photo.

This makes me so happy for some reason

Looks so fun. Still saving up for my Italy trip. Must do this!

I actually want to go do this

Probably inspired after watching that other video with one guy casually high fiving a girl doing the pose for the tower thingy. So, not an original idea, just copied to steal glory and fame.

Did it look like first guy said "Go fuck yourself"?

It's funny. This joke is almost as old as the photo pose itself, but it's funny.

Travel Tip: unless you really want "that" picture of you and the tower... Don't go to pisa.

Shammi killing it on reddit!

I'm that old Asian guy with regards to how I give high fives.

Never been that interested in going there until now.

L(

Is this the same guy from the David Blaine spoof with the 2 gay guys that just came back from shopping?

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There's more to it! https://youtu.be/K_PU20KJDDk

It so much funnier with sound on!

r/madlads

High five! That's 5 Euros, thank you kind sir!

/r/yesyesyesyesno

wait, /r/yesyesyesno?

Whichever one, I guess...

He is the hero we need but don’t deserve

I don't know what the whole SNL thing is, I just see ppl trying to take pics like they're holding up the leaning tower and the dude high fiving their hand..

Nunu wants that kind of love but nunu knows he will not get it

A reverse prank on him would have really made me laugh! Poopy hands!

/r/mademesmile

Thought it was Howard of the big bang theory for a few seconds there.

So wholesome. Makes my heart happy

the girl at 10 reminds me of someone...

High fives are criminally underrated in modern times

That last one emoji emoji

Insert song lyrics

I love how universal high fives are.

All I saw at the end was slow mo “Wasted”

This is what reddit should have been, not what it has become.

This dude just became my personal hero.

Man I love these!

Here's another Leaning Tower high five video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u06wUniQVlk

Aaannndd added to bucket list.

I enjoyed seeing that pretty much everyone got a laugh out of it. I do like pranks but sometimes they're a wee bit mean

Well this just went to the top of my bucket list!

Technically speaking: Is this assault?

Dipshit.

watch out for the feminist pressing sexual harassment charges for clapping their hands

F

F

But I do not respect her

This is assault.

Not really a gif that keeps on giving though...

I recently went to Italy and this was one of the biggest tourist spots in the entire country.

EVERYONE there does this. It’s a bit insane

Bahaha it’s https://www.instagram.com/shammi_ltd

Was that Shaq

11MB? Where's that gfycat bot?

The original

https://www.facebook.com/1445660488/posts/10210227159102500/

https://youtu.be/CARwIRLhYXM

Low 5

Please explain why this is funny. No malice. Just an honest question. Please explain

The people are all acting like they are holding up the tower for photos that 1000s do each year. He's unexpectedly high fiven them.

A little douchey - then again im an introvert.

Omg I am on holiday in pisa right now. We were at the tower yesterday and really wanted to do this. We saod we shpuld multiple times.

Why were they holding their hand out tho?

Funny Gif, but wrong sub.

If it’s too hot to wear sleeves, it’s too hot to have your sweaty pits on display.

OMG THAT IS SO ORIGINAL!!!! NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE.

Jesus Christ you’re a fucking douchebag.

I don’t get it

Annoying

Honestly I really don’t get why tourists still do this. It was old 20 years ago, lol

Man the Chinese are some ugly ass mofos

All east asians are like that.

great gif, not good on bad wifi.

loooooool 😂😂😂😂😂...some1 get this man gold! (i would, but im a broke af hs student😩😩😩) but yeah i literally laughed so hard at this that i shit my pants a little...💩💩💩 oops...i aint even mad thou 👍

Can’t tell if OP switched accounts, some random dude is being weird, or if this is a joke going over my head.

Hey /u/deathakissaway,

This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

His name is Shammi and he's a bit of a cunt

Is this sexual harassment?