As if Geese weren't scary enough.
As if Geese weren't scary enough.
Now they give me goosebumps.
What are you a chicken?!
HEY MCFLY!
CA 👏 CA-CAW 👏 CA-CAW 👏 CA-CAW 👏
"Chicken, Peter, you're just a little chicken. CHEEP-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheeeeEEEeeeeeEEEeeeeauaa."
Nobody calls me yellow.
Creative and well done
Well done? That steak was still moving, I would say rare at best.
Lop the horns off walk it past the grill and throw it on a plate
I fucking love steak. Salt and pepper. Maybe even some A1 if I’m feeling naughty. I fucking love steak
That.... that’s it?? Just salt and pepper and maybe some a1?!?
A properly cooked steak is good with just salt and pepper. Maybe some garlic and a dab of horseradish.
A thin overcooked cheap piece of meat might as well get drowned in ketchup.
How do you have your steak? That's all I use. I look for really good flavorful cuts and high quality beef. You don't need anything else. Medium rare and you're good to go!
Edit: Truth be told I'll also give it an olive oil rub an hour before I cook it. But it's mostly to keep the salt and pepper in place.
I'd recommend an oil with a higher burn point, like canola. I've just found olive oil adds a tiny bit of a burned taste to the steak.
Okay, I’ll say it: I LOVE KETCHUP ON STEAK! I DO! I CAN’T HELP IT! Please limit downvotes to 5.
You do You, friendo.
No
For my ribeye, yes. And then I rub my nuts on it for the vinegar
Oh you
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Lol that's hilarious.
Those who are about to honk, we salute you.
And those about to rock, we salute you too!
You're going to end up saluting all day.
The phalanx jab that sends the bull routing is my favorite part
Phalanx is the name of the formation, not the weapon. The typical phalanx weapon would be the sarissa, but this seems too short to be one. More like just a standard spear in this case.
Is it or is it not in a solo phalanx formation though?
I just started a new Rome 2 campaign with a friend. I'm playing egypt and using a lot of phalanx.
Fighting cows with a d square shield. Bold.
Cows are like level 1 or 2. D shield requires like level 60 defense? Someone who has played runescape more recently would have to confirm lol.
Level 2 with 8 HP and yeah, Dragon Square Shield is 60 Defense.
Played Runescape a whole lot back in the day lvl 60 is correct.
The d square and spear are member items and would most likely not be used against one of the early money farming methods en mass.
The average cow chews at least 50 times per minute.
Can I get a goose fact here?
Geese have been scientifically proven to be manifestations of the Devils will
A group of geese is called a gaggle
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They are assholes.
I just want more beaver facts :(
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Also a funny looking Ahrim's staff
Bullshit, Ahrim’s staff is a two handed weapon.
Pun intended.
Not no more ;) pun went over my head reeeeeeeee
I haven’t renewed my addiction recently so you’ll have to forgive my noobishness.
It was literally changed like 2 weeks ago. One handed and a 5%? Damage boost? Lol
It’s 10% I think. As of yesterday they buffed the already op Leaf Bladed Battleaxe against the two monsters it was designed for. Why? Idk.
The vast majority of people used the leaf sword because it had almost identical stats but attacked faster.
It's obviously a black spear.
/r/2007scape
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Not as bold as the original who fended him off bare-winged
Original GIF submitted by u/JavaReallySucks
Awesome work dude!! Totally love this!
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Do you work with geese, or do you just like to explain how scary the are to people you meet?
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Ok then I get it :) Yeah geese are scary ass hell
Ass hell does sound scary...
A good way to learn is from experience. I say let these kids get attacked
Then the company has to pay their medical bills...
Don't you post over at r/behindthegifs as well? Your gifs are awesome!
I do! Really glad that you enjoy those posts! :-D
Nice work rotoing out the goose so you could put the shield behind it. :)
Thanks! :-D This one took a slightly different (and more time consuming) approach than most of my others. Always using Photoshop, I usually use floating top layers and reposition them one-by-one as needed... this one required the goose to be erased/masked for each individual shield frame.
Can you do the full gif?
I absolutely love this!
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
THIS IS WINNIPEG!!!!! *
https://youtu.be/8L4cttwNaDs
No apology necessary.
Fucking brilliant! Well done, mate!
I am now completely convinced that geese are the apex predators
State of the art, long range dinosaurs.
"Then we shall fight in the shade"
rocking that dragon square shield
Beautiful.
Brilliant!
Other cows: “fuck this I’m out.”
/r/birdswitharms
Heebadeebadee!!
Gooselius was, for the first time in his life, scared. The son of Senator Branta Canadensis never had to worry about much in life. Continuously gaurded, nurtured, and coddled since birth, one would be understandably mistaken for thinking the young Centurion would be weak.
He was not.
His whole childhood, Gooselius had received only the best training with the sword, bow, shield, and spear. The was well versed in philosophy, maths, military studies, and politics courtesy of teachers from all corners of the glove.
What was different now was, deep in Cowthage, Gooselius was all alone. Not literally, he was joined by a few centuries at their outpost. But at this moment, no one was looking out for him.
The Phalanx failed when the Cowthegins realized Gooselius failed to put cavalry on his left flank. It was dissaray from there. Thousands of them descended on Gooselius' lines, and the young officers outfit started to fall apart.
It's not important whether or not 500 dead Goosans were the sole fault of Gooselius. Despite his fear, with spear and shield, he faught as valiantly he could, overcoming the fear. The Cowthegins will say he killed 3 before falling to an arrow, the few surviving Goosans disagree. They know Honko Shitius Gooselius defeated 50 elite Cowthegin infantry before giving out to exhaustion, and so the story has remained so to this day.
Is this from something? i honestly cant tell.
Nah just came to me
You're a fucking artist bro(brah?, Whatever). I loved ever sentence and wish it had more updanks.
Thanks bro/brah!
Nice work
"Back I say! BACK!!!"
I love how the other cow on the left looks at them like "Yeeahh.. Nope. I'll probably just leave.."
This is one of the greatest posts this sub has ever seen.
At 30k points it's officially the 16th greatest thing ever posted here.
Here is the Real one: https://youtu.be/lwwcCAv7CrA
“Back! Back, I say! Get away you dirty mongrel!”
This sub is getting better and better!
Damn... This is fantastic! You totally made my day!
This is so good edition of VFX
Nice one Centurion.
I was working on a snarky comment about how many times this goose has been recycled in the past couple of days, then I saw which subreddit this was. Carry on.
Geese don’t take shit from anyone. Badass.
WOW! Awesome defender.
The last spear jab is perfect
/u/emhart199
those animals here are missing understand about their potential.
You fight like a dairy farmer.
This is why I'm subbed to this. Thank you!! Made my day!
Come at me, moo!
Haha
Rare to see a dragon sq shield used in such high level combat.
＼（＾∇＾）／
Have at thee knave!
Dark quacks.
Quack Souls
YOU QUACKED!
Praise the quack!
QUACK 4 or 5
"Give them nothing, but take from the them EVERYTHING!"
Just like Dark Souls.
HOW CAN SHE POKE?!
Whoa just like dark souls
You cannot parry beasts you doofus. Roll behind them and stab!!!
THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, this is so so so so so funny Lololol
I need to see a goose phalanx now
This is clearly symbolic of the Gaulish sack of Rome in 390 BC.
Nice! There are actually geese woven into that story!
The cow on left is like “whoa this is getting too intense, I’m outta here!”
Rare to see a dragon sq shield used in such high level combat.
Brilliant.
Lol that’s great
When your the main tank and your raidmates rushed ahead leaving you to fend off mobs while waiting thier respawn.
Goose: This is where I hold them.
[pause]
Goose: This is where I fight!
[pause]
Goose: to Cows And this is where YOU DIE!
[Cows advance]
Cow Captain: Lay down your weapon!
[pause]
Goose: COME AND GET IT!
[Cows Draw Closer)
Goose: Give them NOTHING! But take from them...EVERYTHING!!’
My naym is goose
Pleeze stahp the moo's
Im spartn warrior
lik pitbul terrier
yu boop ma nose
into ma shield
I stab you nose
dis is ma field
Fuck off with these already
How about no
This is amazing. Could you add in oldskool runescape hit clouds?
Hey where's his Spartan Helmet?
Spartan
RuneScape really updated their graphics recently wow
zamorakian hasta and dragon sq shield
This is fucking brilliant.
This is brilliant
Is it a chicken or a goose???
That goose is so badass it doesn't even need the weapons or armor.
This is awesome but fuck geese
The level of detail in the spear jabs and shield bashes is awesome
Inform /r/memeeconomy !
Is that a d square??
This makes me happy. Thanks.
Is that a dragon shield and a guthans spear??
This is fucking brilliant! I needed this today.
Good effect..
This title looks like a early 20th century headline characterizing some kind of political race between a goose and a bovine.
U wot mate!?
Duck Souls 4 looks amazing!
Me trying to use my shield in Skyrim
Counter attack, this duck has skills -
Thor 3
Ok
300 geese scares the shit it of me
Duck Souls
"Spears and shields!"
Is that a D Sq
Prostagma?
that's amazing!
Spartans are Back.
This is tremendous. Very thoughtful, well executed. This is the best doodle. That said, any possibility we can make the shield maple leaf shaped?
Reminds me of classic RuneScape
Look really like the fowl is defending with a shield.
Cool, could be a unit in TABS. :D
Is this dark souls?
I just love how the cows in the background are watching but nope the hell out of there too.
You....shall.... not....QUACKS!
my Line ID: dick121 my Kakaotalk ID: kerem31
Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
But, there is one they fear...
Is that a D sq shield?
Eat mor chikin
He's got a dragon shield.
That last hit tho
I like how the white headed cow is too scared to even go near the goose.
dark souls gameover screen appears
"YOU DIED"
HOLD THE LINEEEEE!
I'm siding with the cow, geese are assholes
Superbly done
Could you make it longer please? It's pretty awesome!
BEST DOODLE IN WEEKS!
One of the best things I’ve ever seen
This is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you for this. Made my week.
That's right. You parry. Not roll away.
SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
HONK!
Great Shield of Artorias
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOSE!
D Sq shield? I haven't seen one in ages!
LOL I'm cracking up at all of the "D Square shield" references. I just drew a curved square, I have no idea what you fellows are even talking about! :-D
INCREDIBILIS
I want the WHOLE video!! Where he fights the other cow too!!! This is too freaking amazing to stop there!!
Appreciate the enthusiasm! I just didn't have time to do the first bovine, and the second one was selected because of how it breaks after a good poke in the face. Between the two, it was an easy choice make.
Dragon square shield! Oh this brings back memories
r/birdswitharms would appreciate this
I love that sub and have contributed there several times, but this is one bird doodle where I actually didn't add any arms! Props only. :-D
I don't know why but this makes me so happy
As a fan of roman history this tickles my heart
There should be a Boss health bar at the top and dmg/block text in the midst of the battle.
1 Damage! Block! 1 Damage! Block! Critical!!! 3 DAMAGE!!!
Boss Meter dips below 95%
Fuck.
Lets turn this into a meme
Duck Souls
Other cow in the back watching that shit closer than Mills Lane.
Lol - it is a solid poke in the face!! Very well done friend!
I'm annoyed you didn't use the whole gif
Agreed ಠ_ಠ
/r/ArmedBirds
He's gonna make a killing selling those cow hides.
more impressive without the weapons tho
“You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children. You raped her! You murdered her! You killed her children!”
Canadian goose shows his naughty side to the cows
Triarii!
Level 60 defence to wield a dragon square shield... nice.
This is amazeballs
Wth
"Hold the line boys!!"
r/shittydarksouls
r/armedbirds
What a god.
I am so happy this got done.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Goose: IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?!?!
Crowd: Duck! Duck! Goose!
My name is Maxiflap Decigoose Meridiegg, commander of the armies of the pond, general of the feather legions. Loyal servant to Margoose Aureggius, father to a murdered gosling, husband to a murdered swan, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.
I love you
That one laid an egg.
that's what i called my last girlfriend's ...
Feminine products I made out of wads of paper towels and duct tape
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Are you sure?
No, that's /u/defcrazy
Thanks Dad.
>Says it's underrated 20 minutes after he posted it
>is one of the most upvoted comments in this chain right now
Cmon.
This is why I wish people would stop saying "under-rated comment" or "you deserve more upvotes", it's essentially asking everyone else to give more upvotes when asking for upvotes is discouraged.
I see people say these kinds of comments when the comment is so young that the amount of upvotes hasn't even been revealed yet.
There are many factors involved in how a comment gets lots of upvotes, the age, how many people have seen it and so on.
Someone stating a comment is underrated several hours after it initially was posted would be completely fine, but most times (like in this case) it's just irrelevant nonsense for validation
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I was saying boo-urns.
https://i.imgur.com/TJ4RdDK.gifv
Spartagoose
that will be the title of the repost
If it's not I'll be offended.
Hector defending his pussy as brother.
I am sparticus
No, I am Spartacus.
Fine then, i am Chappie, and i'm alive...
I am spartagoose.
I can't unread it in a Scottish accent now. It makes everything so much funnier with the title.
Geesus Maximus
Loved this reference. I'm very entertained now.
u/lazy_rageousDecimusMeridiusFatherToAMurderedSonHusbandToAMurderedWifeAndYouWillHaveYourVengeanceInThisLifeOrTheNext
The moment I saw the post yesterday, I knew it would be on this sub today
Yeah, I'm not sure if OP saw my remark, but I made sure to tag the sub in on the gif post.
I didn't see your comment until I looked for it just now. We were thinking the same thing! :-)
the little stab lol i love it
MOAR!
One could say it was well done
My name is Maxiflap Decigoose Meridiegg, commander of the pond, general of the armies of the armies of the feather legions.
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