A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, "What's this about?" The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?" The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
Much better joke.
What are you? A professional joke judge?
Best job ever.
I think it would get old fast, and the pay is terrible.
I'd say its on part with video game testing.
This has to stop edit: the reference - http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2014/10/14
I fucking love all of his meta "characters yell at him" comics. Just awful, awful puns. The set ups are great.
My favorite is "Evita's Diner" http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2009/12/06
How extremely convoluted.
You could pretty much put half of any Pearls Before Swine comic in that link and it would be applicable.
http://assets.amuniversal.com/dac028f0047a013290e0005056a9545d
Never!
OP probably didn't include the source so they wouldn't get hate mail
Did you create the comic just to use that pun?
would have been better if the last panel was left off
Wait, what? I just laughed. Genuinely, out loud laughed. From a post on /r/funny.
Now go get in the other tower.
I will give this one a Grade A.
I needed this. Thank you
Wow. This was actually pretty funny.
no it wasn't
Surprised no one mentioned it, but XKCD (as usual) has something in a similar vein. (Yes it's the 'imaginary friends' comic)
Exactly what I thought of!
A horrible pun. Of course xkcd has an exact copy. I'm sure cyanide and happiness has an even worse version (if that's possible)
Throw flaming A1 molotov to spice it up
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED A SAUCE FOR YOUR STEAK? WHY DONT YOU SMOTHER IT IN KETCHUP AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS WHILE YOURE AT IT?
Didn't reddit start deleting these dumb downvote troll accounts?
Your chances of surviving are rare.
It helps if you have a medium.
http://explosm.net/comics/3853/
I don't get it...
This comic was A1.
Way too violent, they would butcher each other.
It would be a carnival.
ESPN is securing the TV rights to this as we speak...just in case.
Tim Vine.
Sounds like a great way to meat new people.
i see rage comics are making a comeback
/r/dadjokes
High steaks? It's a top sirloin.
Sad what makes it to the front page now-a-days.
/r/notfunny
/r/funny*
I don't understand how these shits get so many upvotes, reddit is getting corrupted I feel. Can someone explain me?
Unsubscribe from /r/AdviceAnimals, /r/funny, /r/gaming and /r/aww. Reddit becomes awesome after that.
What's wrong with /r/aww?
Those 2 last panels felt pretty unecessary.
The best game I ever invented was cuatra-dos. Basically it was 2v2v2v2 on the basketball court. It makes the game a lot more intense and you have to be on point with your passing.
is there a popular sub with just funny comics?
No. There's /r/comics but most of them are like this one.
Hmmm, try /r/comics
The best part about this is that it didn't end with the pun.
"Yes"
ANUSPORT
This was a nice meat pun and all but it wasn't well done.
I giggled. Hard.
LOL punz
Well we're playing this get me the ladder
I enjoyed that.
You're a day late for Dad jokes.
You forgot the part where they smoke lots of weed.
Why does the one dude have monobrow?
If you can dodge a steak, you can dodge a ball.
Voted down bc i h8ed it
/r/shittycomics
The amount of work to make this pun is justified.
... First we have to get really baked.
Should have been one of the cells to really round out that pun.
A steak pun.
That's a rare medium, well done.
Dear /u/The_Town_of_Canada,
Here's your comment:
And here it is after 43 translations.
Your new comment:
Wow, this bot is all over /r/funny.
Bleep bloop
Don't think it's a bot
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My mother used to slap my thighs with coldcuts.
How else are you suppose to get the ol' baloney pony out of the stable?
Roast beef curtain incest?
Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from jail?
He's the small medium at large.
I was walking past a prison the other day, and I saw a midget escaping! He jumped over the wall, and as he was climbing down, he sneered at me. I thought that was a little con descending.
Why are the imgur top comment and Reddit top comment always the same?
We steal from them, they steal from us.
It's a little understanding we have.
The circle of llllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffe!
Imgur has comments?
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MepBeEpEQcM
Better than the actual comic
Did you invent this whole thing just to say that?
I giggled. You win.
Oh stop it for pete's steak!
This must be a misteak.
I disagree. I've got a real beef with OP about this post.
I loved this joke the first time I saw it. About 500 times ago.
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This comment appears in every single thread about steak, meat or anything remotely related to them. The imgur comment may not be original, but neither is the one here.
Daaaaaaaaaad
Die
Ok, fine, Daddy.
That's a medium rarely done well.
Provide source of joke.