Russian here. Such fucking ignorant drivers really is a problem. Someone can say that "Stop the douchebag" are going too far. Fuck that! Those morons in their cars are really deserve it, trust me. This is really some fucked up driver syndrome, like when person got a car he began to think he is above everyone else. Pardon my lame english, but there are really too much such ignorant drivers in my country, they deserve it 100%.
Their faces when they realise they can't take the stickers off is amazing.
I like the death threats followed by "get a job".
I have a personal rule that I follow with regard to physical violence.
I never fuck with someone who has less to lose than I do.
Depending on how much you have to lose, you might be a very violent person.
This is mildly profound.
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the username! ha HA!
Wise words.
Or the richest, zen motherfucker in town.
That's why all those ex-cops with dead families are great for getting the job done.
cough Name Namerson
DAMMIT
I have plenty, but I don't mind losing it so I punch people with impunity.
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My statement doesn't preclude me from being a very violent person, but I'm not.
I'm a libertarian, meaning the non-aggression principle is foundational to my system of beliefs. I believe that the initiation of force is morally abhorrent.
Edit: Downvoted 5 times for thinking it is wrong to initiate force? I love you, Reddit.
I'd guess you're being downvoted for throwing a wildly stuck-up reply at a joke.
I think it's because you randomly threw out you were a libertarian; like a political position should judge what kind of action you should take in regards to violence.
Ever heard of morals? Those are what you should live by.
His response was too serious given the guy above was joking but Wikipedia: "The non-aggression principle (NAP)—also called the non-aggression axiom—is a moral principle of many popular strains of modern libertarianism." There are morals built into pretty much all political ideologies.
I would love to meet this kind of libertarian. Around these parts, they think it's okay to shoot you for looking at them funny and the government has no right to stop them.
It's frightening those morals aren't instilled in them regardless of political affiliation.
Is abortion morally ok? If you're a Democrat and you believe it's a woman's right to choose then it's obvious the answer is yes, if you're a Republican and you think abortion is literally murdering the fetus then it's obvious that the answer is no. Morals and political affiliation are intimately intertwined.
Yes, if you're both Republican AND you think that abortion is wrong, then you think that abortion is wrong.
On the other hand, if you're Republican and you think that abortion is ok, then you think it's ok.
The basis of libertarianism is the nonaggression principle.
I learned about nonagression before I learned anything about politics.
But I understand where you are coming from and i'm sorry you were downvoted to hell.
My imaginary internet points!!! I'll weep for days.
Seriously, though, thanks.
No thank you, you could have been that one guy that gets really upset and calls me mean names :((
Instead you were actually very kind.
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I think its pretty clear you were downvoted for being a douche about it. nobody really cared about your opinion in the first place, you were just kind of being a cock about it so people down voted you.
Lick my boots.
Hey man I was answering your edit. You thought people were down voting you for one thing, I corrected you. Most people thank others who clarify for them. You're wildly immature. For future reference when you say
"I'm a libertarian, meaning the non-aggression principle is foundational to my system of beliefs. I believe that the initiation of force is morally abhorrent."
Is douchey and obnoxious, not to mention it just reeks of high school wannabe know it all.
Im sorry you had to be this way.
I'm sorry you felt the need to pass judgment through your keyboard.
Fuck off.
I was again just explaining things to you. You could be a grown up about it and thank me
Obvious troll is obvious.
Do you have a social disorder? I'm being 100% civil and polite with you and you're cal;ling names. This is why people say you're immature. You understand all of that, right?
Obvious troll is obvious.
Im sorry you have to be like that. Id be embarassed as well.
I AM A LIBERTARIAN AND THAT MEANS I DONT KILL PEOPLE! ROWR!
obvious troll is obvious.
You're hardly trying anymore.
Man I never once tried to troll you. I dont think it means what you think it means. Are you always this uncomfortable when people point out your flaws? Its honestly really awkward. i wish you could understand.
See, there, that's better. If you let someone think they aren't being understood, it is a better troll. You are learning. I'm sure you'll get more practice though, don't worry.
Still not trolling though.. Ive completely lost track of why you think I am. You asked a question right? I answered it. It seems to me like you're just upset about being corrected and are intentionally being a jerk to try and cover up.
I take it you aren't done insulting me, then?
Im not insulting anybody, im just wondering why you took it as trolling and not actual criticisms. I mean, no offense, you were acting kind of like a spastioc. Hence being down voted 40 times. If you didnt want to know why you got downvoted why did you ask? Its a legitimate question Im asking you here. Nobodys trolling you, mate. Nobody is insulting you just to insult you. They criticized you because the dumb things you were saying were worthy of being criticized.
Guess not.
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Like, bags of dough? I don't follow.
you know how bags of dough are always slowing things down because of their viscosity?
Frickin doughbags.
Who doesn't know what a doughbag is?
I just don't fuck with people, but to each their own, I guess.
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Guess that's why I never fuck anybody.
That's good advice up until a certain point. But when you become so powerful and so wealthy that you know the Police Commissioner who would arrest you, the judge who would try you and the Governor who would pardon you... well... God have mercy on the poor person who screws with you then.
In terms of money or intelligence?
Username is relevant
Not me. I wanna be sitting at a position of "Fuck You"
Yea that's true. In the end, that's what it is all about. Unless, someone is defending their loved ones. That's is even more dangerous.
Not really. Their primary goal is to protect their loved ones but they're not going to suicide or risk jail to do it unless it's literally the last option. Those that have nothing to lose won't consider their own safety and thus all options are open to them.
Not sure about that... I cant think of anyone more ferocious than a protective parent...
To use an extreme example: A suicide bomber. A protective parent still wants to remain a parent at the end. Someone with nothing to lose (not just suicide bombers) won't care what they do to get at you. Jail, eventual death, whatever. No limits.
A protective parent is certainly a solid second place threat.
yeah, well, thats not common enough to be useful. Im talking about disputes between fairly normal people... or even criminals and normal people.
fuck with a guys kid and you best be on your toes..
People with nothing to lose isn't common? Wrong. I used the suicide bomber as a clear example simply because you somehow couldn't think of anyone more ferocious.
But anyone in that nothing to lose category (normal person, criminal...doesn't matter) is going to trump a parent simply because the parent has a secondary objective to still be a successful parent (living, not in jail, not getting sued and losing, etc) and would only resort to losing being a parent to protect their loved ones at the last moment, back against the wall, with no other options.
Someone with nothing to lose is going to wreck your shit with no holdbacks instantly because they have nothing at all to worry about.
Enough of the proud parent puffing up BS. Reddit has spoken with their upvotes and they clearly agree with /u/willsueforfood. I will put my bets every single time on the person with nothing to live for vs the person with kids. Anyone else vs the parent? Sure, the parent.
current count is 4 points for me and 2 for you poopy breath.
I'm arguing in favor of the person who has nearly 300 vs the person below him/her who has what? Then you joined in and pretty much didn't get anywhere.
Comcast customers trying to get back a promotional rate that they kept getting renewed since Bush was president.
People with nothing to lose may choose another option rather than killing.
This is fucking brilliant, just wanted you to know, how brilliant your comment was xD
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Congratulations, you've won the contest for least original comment. Are you going to call me a neckbeard, too?
Uh, if you insist? Neckbeard.
you forget your "le"
No, because that would be something you would use, not me.
I'm like glue? and you're like rubber? Is that what I'm hearing?
That's a good rule
Smartest thing I have heard all day.
That's the smartest comment I've seen!! Lol
Glad I'm rapidly approaching rock bottom. Maybe I should move to russia
Fucking with a person who has more to lose might mean that they have a lot of dogs in the fight... or they might have a lot of dogs that they could throw into the fight.
Someone kept stealing my pack of cigarettes off my porch. I installed a $3,000 security system to catch the fucker.
I'm the kind of guy who would say fuck it all and throw everything I own at fucking you up if it came to physical violence.
Bitch, I have the funds to take a vacation and the determination to sit outside of your house for weeks at a time until I learn your schedule....
......I think maybe I have some issues.
Meanwhile the job these people are performing helps society much more than the average occupation.
People spend 8 years getting PhDs in humanities and then see these guys and feel like they've done nothing.
I dunno man, I mean getting run over and killed by a douchebag isn't such a big deal is it?
Edit: clearly Reddit's sarcasm radar isn't aligned today.
Actually, no, they don't help society.
If they wanted to help society they would support the opposition during mayoral elections, so someone unrelated to Kremlin could reduce corruption in the city and spend the money saved on building new parking and public transport.
They are nothing but a PR group from the Putin Youth "Nashi" movement.
Ya, because they have a great job and money they should be able to drive wherever they want.
"I'm going to literally kill you." Spoken from a lone girl to a pack of lean guys.
"and how did you earn money for such a car?"
And then discovering her job is sucking dick
Typical libertarian ;-)
Yeah that is some really shitty sticker paper, or good, depending on whether you're using it or getting it used on you. either way, it was a great choice of sticker.
They used to have two types. One that was easily removable and one like the ones in the video for situations when people kept removing those and not budging.
Yeah, in the older videos they used some (for the purpose) far inferior stickers, that could just be peeled off in one piece. Glad they changed that. Btw., am I the only one who finds the at times a little creepy and reeaally dishonest friendliness quite unsettling? :/
I feel like that's just a combination of people using situation-defusing language and a translation of slavic cultural language.
They're clearly raising the stakes, then.
Next step - spike strips
"Finally our low-quality sticker manufacturing plant pays off Dmitri, I told you! Ten years ago I told you this day would come!"
-"Yes, but Vladimir, your dog... we had to eat your dog because we couldn't afford food."
"He died for the benefit of society, Dmitri. These stickers will change the world we live in."
I read this in the voices of the Vlad and Dmitri from GTA IV
Wow, that was very telling
It only makes sense. Everyone who used the easy to remove stickers all go run over.
I believe this conversation actually occured... but I think both of their names was Ivan.
I rarely laugh out loud at anything on the internet anymore. This did it for me.
... I feel like the dog would have become the shitty sticker glue.
If you check out their earlier videos, their stickers were so easy to take off. I think after that they realized they need a different sticker material.
You just have to slash the top layer of the sticker with a razor blade few times, that way it will only come off in pieces.
They manufacture sticker paper this way for a variety of reasons. Like car registration stickers, those will tear before they peel.
P E R C E P T I O N
Oh I love it! Especially how they made stickers out of that infuriating material, where it only tears into small pieces and you can never get it all off in one peel. It'll take hours for those assholes to get it off.... it's been a while since I felt this happy
I like the stickers...it's really annoying. But if they were feeling really lazy they just need a clearly labelled stinger strip, they can go home for the day after the first car ignores the sign.
You can get it off really easily if you pour petrol or lighter fluid or alcohol onto it. Won't be able to until they get home though.
I bet the blowjob princess in the suv doesnt know this though. Then again she might leave it on, it appears she has zero regard for human life
She'll just blow someone to get them to clean it off, or just blow someone and get a new car I guess.
brother, try goo gone or goof off. Instantly gone.
Razor blade works well too.
Nothing a little goo gone won't remove.
Heat gun and razor blade it'll come off in 5 minutes.
I bet I could get it off in 3 mins with razor blade only.
I'll do it in two with some nail polish remover and a towel.
I will do it with a box of Fiddle-Faddle and a rock.
Ya, well, I'll do it with a flamethrower and/or a rocket.
Me too!
that stupid girl "im going to kill every one of you fuckers" and whatnot.... always makes me laugh when some spoiled bitch pulls that threat out like it has any weight lol. what are ya gonna do, scratch me? most of the time it just ends up exactly like she did, just walking away while still being bitchy.
The stupid woman who thought water was going to do anything to the sticker made me jump out if my bed, start stomping my feet and started laughing hysterically
The parking tickets at my uni were stuck on with water soluble glue. You couldn't just peel them off but they came off easy enough with a bit of water.
As someone that has worked in the print industry at one time… Good luck removing those paper decals.
Can't you just use acetone/nail polish remover to dissolve the glue?
Yes. Very easily.
Won't a typical ice scraper do the trick? There would probably be residue.. but the sticker itself would be gone.
Maybe, but it'd be better to pour something on it that can dissolve the glue then just take the sticker off. No residue then.
Sure that would work to remove the paper, but the glue is what will be blocking your vision along with scraps of paper stuck to the window. My point was that it wasn't something that you can easily peel off the window. Obviously you will need tools and liquids to remove and just getting to the store will be a task in itself.
I'm just saying that ice scrapers are very widely found in cars as a precaution, so they could just use that immediately after getting a sticker on their car.
Did you really work in the print industry? If you did you'd know you can just pour some alcohol, petrol, nail polish remover, lighter fluid etc onto it and easily get it off. Lot of ways to dissolve that glue.
The only thing I wondered was how these people would drive away if they couldn't see out of their now blocked windshields. Makes it more dangerous when these hot heads get out on the road and hit someone else. If they had put the sticker on the hood I think it would have been better.
The voice of reason...
Could someone translate what the sticker says?
Translation at 1:15, "I don't care for anyone else, I drive where I please"
I use to work at a supermarket and we use to stick disabled awareness stickers on cars that wrongly parked in disabled bays. We were told to put them on the side windows but it was much more amusing to put them directly in the drivers vision.
When she went for the sticker, my instincts said "Oh, please don't be one of those stickers that just tears off in frustrating pieces", but then I was so happy in seeing these stickers have a good use. Pure gold.
They must use the same stickers they use on dvd, cd, game cases etc. It's impossible to get those stickers off easily!
Lighter fluid, petrol, nail polish remover, alcohol can all dissolve the glue and get it off in no time and leave no residue.
I was kind of hoping she's gonna pull out a Kalashnikov....
They must have learned from their earlier videos because people were able to tear them off quite easily.
Just came here to comment on that being by far the funniness moment. I thought the whole campaign was hilarious(ly Russian) but that part… lol!
Also: This is episode 17! They have so practice, apparently.
"Yeah, I need the crappiest paper sticker you sell, 100 of them, and I want this printed on it..." and why are the women the worst with their sense of entitlement, and want to get violent when you tell them you can't drive on the sidewalk, or take someone else's water!