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If this isn't copied from elsewhere, it should be put on the page selling these bottles. Very funny indeed!
Read it in Cave's voice =)
Would be brilliant with no spelling errors
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That's adorable thank you xD,I was aiming at op, not you, but the sentiment is ace
Went straight up Hoobastank
This made me bust out laughing...I have now woken up my roommates.
/r/explainlikeiama
Had Cave's voice in my head until coughing. Switched to Peter Parker's boss from there on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o
I was thinking more of Vince McMahon.
I dare you to take this on your next flight.
I suggest wearing clean underwear that day.
Had one just like this (except black, not white) for a couple of years, and I travel with it frequently. No problems so far.
And the black one holds way more water. I don't even use my white one (ex-boyfriend bought it as a replacement since he was responsible for the loss of my black one).
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OP please, is this still water bottles?
I'm assuming he's your ex because he lost it
And it's not like you have any liquid in it when going through security.
You think TSA agents got their jobs based off their reading comprehension skills?
Actually yeah. They did. There is a reading comprehension exam. It's not hard by any stretch of the imagination but there is one...so your joke has quickly fallen apart.
Oh no! What do I do know?
Mumble something about security theater and make a shitty pun.
Well, I guess that means they read better than most actors then. Really gives me a sense of security, y'know?
Ooh, fun, let me try.
They probably are smarter than scientists! And they are anal probing people! Agh!
anti-joke chicken at its best.
So... you wear dirty underwear on normal days?
I suggest flossing that day.
Diaphoresis - profuse sweating or perspiring.
Micturition - the act of passing urine; urination.
Thanks for not posting some dumb joke. This is real information.
Is it, though?
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And it's sold out.
Sold out everywhere I've found.
god damnit reddit I really wanted that. I've never gotten so excited and then disappointed immediately.
inb4 your mom
your dad
doin' your... son?
Sells out quickly. :(
It was sold out last time this was reposted.
Make a calender event on your phone with the link to purchase it a few weeks from now. If you're anything like me, you'll forget about this completely within a day (maybe sooner), and will be pleasantly surprised by the reminder your phone give you halfway through november.
I felt it too, but there's been worse.
For me when I read Red Dead Redemption was being remade for Xbox One (and PS4 but I have xbone), I literally screamed. Then I did like, one google search to learn it's some shitty bullshit website who makes things up every day, or something. Boo
Also ffx-2
I found a site with 5 available! (Shipping within Malaysia only)
Just fly it over. Oh..
Everytime I want anything on the valve store it's always instantly sold out. It's like they only make 10 of each item then give up.
Well, at least that would prove they can actually count further than two!
But 10 is 2.
Ha! Binary jokes.
You either get them or you don't!
There's 10 types of people in this world, those who get them, and those who don't.
We still don't know for sure if they made more than 2.
or they just made 2...
Same with BioWare.
OP is Gabe, next post is 3 confirming half life 3
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Yeah, but it's not a pain water bottle. I don't think it's too bad for a custom one.
Yeaaaaa the "sold out" wasn't my first disappointment. My stomach dropped at that price! I'd pay 10 bucks at the absolute most for that.
It's pretty decently priced for a stainless steel bottle.
Damn, I feel like designing my own.
Moichandisig.
OP.... come on now, it's been 2 minutes OP.
2 hours and no op.
he died or he lied. or both.
OP pls
It's also on thinkgeek, that's where I got mine
yah, I've got mine there about a year ago... who knew they were worth so much...
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But dem geek points. I can spend $200.00 to get a free $5.00 product!
But if you have the amazon credit card, you can spend $200 to get $6! 6 is more than 5!
I can spend exactly zilch and save over $200 bucks
Yes but then you don't have things or stuff. Did you not read your materialist consumerism handbook?
Logic does not belong on Reddit. How dare you.
And with Prime, you get it in two days for free
I had to order a case of Bawls, which at the time ThinkGeek was cheapest, and I needed like $6 more to get free shipping, which saved $25... so thanks, but I know how to maths.
Sold out?! Dammit, guys!
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/product2.aspx?number=1417884691
You are a saint!
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I think remindme bot is dead.
It worked when I PM'd it. Maybe this sub doesn't allow bots.
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where can I throw my money at to get this?
I've got the left one. However it is plastic.... and your post is a lie.
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Honest assumption, I hold no grudges.
That looks like a Sweda bottle. They keep cold and they're amazing. Brought one with me today.
Gonna get one of these when they go back in stock...
Sold out.. Now I'm even more frustrated
Printed on by a company called ETS.
http://www.etsexpress.com/
If you have access to the art they will happily make them 72 at a time.
Damn you reddit army! They sold out!
They forgot to mention that it's highly poisonous when inhaled, even small amount may cause death. Also, possible tissue damage upon prolonged exposure to solid / gaseous state.
http://dhmo.org/
Did you know that nearly 100% of all urban households are exposed to this substance??
Also 100% of people who come in contact with it will die. And then thing is, its inside us. We all will die :(
So the water is IN the human...
Humans are about 70 percent water. The scientists and I thought that was a bit excessive, so we're gonna go ahead and blast you with some heat and see if we can get that closer to maybe 20 percent.
If that doesn't work, we'll just feed you to the mantis men.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
DAMNIT dont say the w word
What?
Some whackos even say it's in the sky.
They are literally hiding it in contrails!!!
That's ridiculous, it's much denser than air so it can't be up in the sky. Stop your fear mongering
it's inside test subjects.
DAMNIT dont say the w word
This kills the human
Detroit is safe.
What you need to know, tonight on Fox News!
Dihydrogen Monoxide discovered in chemtrails of government planes. Is this the work of Barack Obama? More tonight at 11.
It's also a major component of acid rain.
People I work with never drink it. They must be so healthy. Maybe I should take cues from them....
And 100% of the people that have ever been in contact with it will eventually die.
BAN Dihydrogen Monoxide now!
Don't forget that 100% of serial killers ingested Dihydrogen Monoxide before murdering their victims!
It is also used as a coolant in nuclear power plants and as a fire retardant.
Man that thing has to be very toxic, I certainly won't be giving anything with Dihydrogen monoxide in it to my children!
They've been spewing this shit out of nuclear power plants directly into our atmosphere for decades. It's despicable what some people will do for power.
It's also one of the main chemicals in CHEMTRAILS
It even comes out of your mom's vagina when she douches away infection!
Train stops here folks. This guy doesn't understand comedy. Nothing to see.
Was my joke too complex and over your head for you to understand? I don't blame you, my friend, it was sheer brilliance.
Poor fellow, he's in denial.
No. In fact it was fairly straight forward. It even had context and was just the right amount of inappropriate.
The main issue is that it just wasn't funny. Which,unfortunately, is a primary criteria for comedy in its most basic form.
But, keep that chin up, son. You will get it someday. I have faith in you. Keep on trying.
It is in everything we eat and drink! That's the conspiracy! It can't be avoided but overdose has been known to cause death!
100% of the people that DO NOT come in contact with it die as well. Go figure!!
I use that site every year and convince my High School students to ban it.
I printed out this petition in middle school and got my TEACHERS to sign it. Good times.
Klein bottles
:D
Yeah, I was really glad to see this link on that page. I've had one of those bottles for years, and it's one of my favorite things.
You know, It never occurred to me when reading this for the first time to put it into it's chemical formula.
So the first time I ever saw this, I thought it was referring to peroxide. Until I remembered that mono means one.
I didn't realize it was fucking water.
Wtf is water. You mean the toxic dihydrogen monoxide
GODDAMNIT dont say the W word for fucks sake
We ought to campaign against such a deadly substance. How can the government allow this to continue to be used?
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ballâ„¢!
Ah, that reminds me of high school Chemistry lab. Me and my friend told one guy that the substance in a bottle (water) was this, Dihydrogen Monoxide. Guy wasn't the brightest so he thought it was a name for an acid and started freaking out when some spilled on him. Laughed our asses off.
My uncle said this was a really popular meme in the 70s. He knew someone who posted leaflets all over his campus then people were writing into the news paper talking about how it should be banned
filled with deadly deadly neurotoxin.
Just kidding.
Dihydrogen Monoxide was found in my city's water pipes. Apparently this stuff is no joke.
Houston officials have found dihydrogen monoxide in the city's water pipes and have warned that this substance is fatal if inhaled and could produce blistering vapors. Often found in nuclear power plants, this compound has been known to accelerate erosion in the earth and corrosion in metals
you shouldnt peel your fingernails like that. clip em, dont rip em, scrub
THAT'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
With what though?
THE LEMONS
DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE: 100% of people who ingest this substance die.
Cave Johnson here with another exciting investment opportunity: dihydrogen monoxide containers
The guys at marketing say we should call it a water bottle. I say they can kiss their paychecks goodbye.
I've got it too! wooo. The best has been when I put some milk in it. dunno why, it made some sort of pressure/gas reaction. when I opened it, it exploded. Sooo aperture.
where can i buy one of these?
It's not a water bottle; it's an Aperture Science Handheld Fluid Containment Device.
This is a bottle, im making a note here full of water
Its hard to overstate my hydration
Aperture science, we drink what we must because we can
For the good of all of us except the ones who arent thirsty
But its no use crying over every spilled drink
Im not very creative, thats as far as I got
Just a warning. I have a water bottle that is exactly like this. The lettering started to chip off of it pretty quick. It's a cool looking bottle though.
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Couldn't you just put on a layer of clearcoat (or similar) to prevent the chipping? Or does the metal expand/contract enough that even the clearcoat would start coming off as well?
I got a black one and the lettering holds up just fine.
Seconded, I have the same bottle that OP does, and it's still in great condition after ~2 years of use
Yeah I have both a black and a white one, for about 2 years now, and both of mine are also fine.
Maybe I just had bad luck. I've had the bottle for quite a while now and just ended up shaving the words off when it went from war torn to just terrible looking.
If this becomes re-available, Imma use some kind of outside layer to protect it. Maybe a sealer.
I have had this exact bottle for over a year and took it camping multiple times. Lots of dents but the lettering has held up just fine.
I just wanna know where you got the bottle.
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Thank you kindly :D
A picture of a water bottle gets 3k upvotes? Well fuck me
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here, huge success.
It's hard to overstate my hy-dra-tion.
I'm making a note here:
*It's
Drinking water doesn't cause sweating...
It does. You can't sweat without water in your system.
I had to delete my account because I was spending all my time here. Thanks for the fun, everyone. I wish I could enjoy reddit without going overboard. In fact, if I could do that, I would do it all day long!
Well I guess hitting the petal is the reason your car goes, too, but the gas is still pretty important.
I had to delete my account because I was spending all my time here. Thanks for the fun, everyone. I wish I could enjoy reddit without going overboard. In fact, if I could do that, I would do it all day long!
Slight aside but christ, international shipping from the Valve store is crippling.
I'd look like an even bigger nerd at work with this and my Attack on Titan backpack....I need this in my life
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING???
STUPID SUPPORT!!!
WHOAH COOL WATER BOTTLE
Another fellow best buy employee doing great things
I have bought a [thing]. Everybody please look at [thing].
DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! You've got to be really careful with that stuff. If you breathe too much of it, it will kill you. I've seen it used to cut right through metal like a hot knife through butter, and it can dissolve just about anything. Solid chunks of the stuff have even been known to sink ocean liners. Tons of the stuff was released during hurricanes Katrina & Sandy causing all kinds of damage to people and property. When will the government finally start restricting access to this deadly chemical? Do you have any idea how easily a terrorist could get his hands on this stuff? Call your congress person and tell him or her that you want a halt put to the sale and distribution of this poison that kills millions every year.
Who do I throw my money at to get this?
It's*
Are you lying?
I want one of those bottles.
"Barrack Hussain Obama is putting FLUORIDE in YOUR DRINKING WATER!!"
Most awesome water bottle ever
"WARNING: Low levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide have been detected in the California water supply due to the drought! Consumption may cause diaphoresis, micturition, and acute tissue hydration."
Go post this on facebook and cause a riot.
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Well if you get too dehydrated, you won't sweat. That said, it's not exactly direct causation...
Does anybody have a link to where I can get this?
it's a lemonade bottle.
Got any grapes?
Damnit.
then he waddled away waddle waddle till the very next day...
bom bom bom. bom bada bom.
Stop biting your nails OP!
Or don't, mine thumbs look like that too.
This subreddit is going to shit
I came here two days ago. I'm about to leave as well.
Once Told Me
Yeah, "water"
That was probably made with abestos.
But asbestos keeps out the rats.
It's a bottle with a games name on it! Omg guys I have to get it xd.
Yeah full of moon goo. Don't drink it!
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But not drinking it can prevent it.
My 10th grade math teacher had that bottle.
That makes me feel old
Im only in 12th grade now so... Its okay!
Awesome. Enjoy it. I know its cliche but. do it all.
Why did they change the name from Aperture Science to Aperture Laboratories anyway?
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Aperture_Science
Aperture Laboratories is also used as a trade name by Aperture Science for most of its products, as Aperture Science dba Aperture Laboratories. Aperture Science Innovators was the brand used before the 1970s.
There's "canonical" support for it.
wtf is dihydrogen monoxide I hear that is all around, must watch dr Oz..
Acute means short term/period of time
Nice DIhydrogen monoxide containment unit though!
Thank you, guy. You shouldn't be getting downvoted.
Yes we've all seen the Valve store, OP. Several times in fact. For years.
I haven't...
Why salt asbestos?
Cause that's what they did before.
I'm not science. Wut?
http://imgur.com/gallery/UU2dM
They say that like it's a bad thing. d8 ^ )
You must be a PayneInTheNeck....
Gimmie!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
I've had one of these on my desk for months, why didn't anyone tell me it was a karma gold mine?
Need.
I just want to understand this sir, every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
I feel like most of you knew this existed yet are just now running off to try to find one.
Nice try glados!
THATS A NICE WATER BOTTLE.
I have one. They're difficult to clean if you don't put it in the dishwasher. (Clean it in the dishwasher)
Need this D:
WHERE THE FUCK DO I BUY THIS
We pulled the DHMO prank in high school with my chem class, people believed it.
I want one.
I want one.
You must work at best buy
I miss mine, it was black and twice the size.
I'm not changing that wording.
cool
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS??
Good luck taking this through security at a US airport.
Technically, diaphoresis is profuse sweating, not just sweating. Simply drinking water should not cause diaphoresis.
No, it's a dihydrogen monoxide containment unit
SPAACE!!
Anyone else read that as paper tube?
i want this!!!
It is also fatal if inhaled and is the most common greenhouse gas. It can also cause severe burns. Deadly stuff. It is used in pesticides, destroys cropland, and carries disease. Should be banned I tells ya! Banned!
I want this!!!
RemindMe! 10 days
WHERE CAN I GET THIS WATER BOTTLE FROM???
why are you yelling
Is it lined with asbestos?
WHERE DO I GET THIS?
I want one of these so badly.
Wow I can't help myself, but I really WANT this bottle! Ordering today.
The first one I bought was sent beat up and dented: Valve replaced the item for free.
We do what we must, because we can.
YES IT SAYS DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE RIGHT ON IT.
It's... It's beautiful :')
Oh what I would do to have one of my own.
what about BOTTLED WARTER??????
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!
How do I get this water bottle?
Had to look it up (to check), so here:
micturate
verb - formal urinate.
diaphoretic
adjective - Medicine (chiefly of a drug) inducing perspiration. Ø(of a person) sweating heavily.
I need this.
Where can i get one..
But isn't dihydrogen monoxide not water?
r/shutupandtakemymoney
Valve has been selling these for like ten years. I have had one forever.
Yet still somebody just discovers them and hits the front page every other month with one of these.
COMEON PEOPLE.
http://store.valvesoftware.com/
Sold out :(
I not drink this
As a science technician at a school, I find this humourous.
BestBuy!!
No need to use caps.
Recycled from bots used in "testing."
This is a triumph.
I feel that this is at a Best Buy, OP
Linus? Cuz they only made one of those
dihydrogen monoxide... i remember those commercials
Is it only bothering me that on the bottle, it reads: "Dihydrogen Monoxide..." ? Looking from a chemistry standpoint, it should be "Dihydrogen Oxide" if anything.
By definition, it still works as Monoxide, for example carbon monoxide (CO) still applies. The "mono" just helps bring the [only one molecule] home.
As someone who works with new age hippies all the time I must have this because of the warning label on the back. Wish I could have had this when I was college.
WHere do I get one?
ThinkGeek
Think Geek you say.... O.K. erm.... "How would one purchase these my good man? Tips Fedrora"
I could make front page if I tattooed my dick with Aperture and titled the post thusly: "Ladies, check out my crowbar."
Only if you could Jam it in your Portal. *^half-life
This is a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.
I want one.
What office at Samsung do you work at?
I love when they get people to sign petitions to ban dihydrogen monoxide. It's used at chemical plants and nuclear power plants! It's in our fruits and vegetables already! Even the ORGANIC ones!
If you take too much of it into your lungs at one time you will die within minutes!
I found a clear Aperture water bottle in the kitchen of my work several years ago. Doesn't have all the fancy language, just the logo. I took it after it sat unmoved for a couple of days.
/r/gameCollecting/
dihydrogen monoxide is the NUMBER ONE ingredient in pesticides!!!!!
What is it, and where's its B water bottle?
In chemistry, dihydrogen monoxide is not water. Water is water.
H2 (dihydrogen) O (monoxide). H2O == water.
found one, but it is sold out... I wonder if with enough demand, they would make some more again? Hopefully, cuz now that I make money, and use my bike quite regularly for transportation, I want to have this so bad.
Where do I get one
OH I SEE
Well, that was quick - http://i.imgur.com/9HXpD2N.png
I want this water bottle...
ITS A REPOST
Dihydrogen monoxide is some serious stuff. I hear there is a contamination of the stuff in the Mississippi River and it is just pouring straight into the gulf of mexico. And no one is doing a thing about it!
Aperture Laboratories. We Scare Because We Care.
take my money all ready! where can i get one of this?
Oh man. Awesome!
it's a very obscure joke which will be lost on most, it's a bit of a gamble.
The warning label basically say "water bottle, water can hydrate you"
Correct, it IS common Aperture Science protocol to tell test subjects that their designated Aperture Science Genetic Disintegration Tube is just a harmless water bottle.
Where do i buy?
The water is a lie.
I really wanted one of these, but it was going to cost upwards of £35. So I bought a decal from ebay and a bottle from an outdoors shop. Cost = £4
Don't worry guys, I already sharpened the pitchforks and bought matches to light the torches.
I know this will get buried but am I the only one who when he sees the aperture with the logo in front sees capture
Goes in the mouth portal, comes out the pee portal. (Hopefully)
Wouldn't want to accidentally leave that behind in an airport. Holy shit could you imagine
Someone works at Best Buy.
Metal water bottles suck
AND it has "Aperture Laboratories" on it, TO THE FRONT PAGE WE GO
Do you work at best buy?
DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE: 100% of people who ingest this substance die.
water bottle
3k upvotes
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Gr8
Wow, it's sold out.
Posted 3 hours ago and it's sold out. Damn it I want one so bad!
For science
It's on the Valve store, guys.
If you're Canadian it may seem appealing, but shipping is 3x the price of the water bottle.
Trust me, I've been loving my regret ever since it showed up.
No, this was a triumph.
"Laboratory tests confirmed that 100% of the subjects who drank from these bottles died"
I got mine from Think Geek a couple years ago
I love mine.
Of course it's sold out. -_-
I have the same bottle in black!
The first time I saw this was with my new music teacher back in high school. I fell in love right then and there
ITS AN OLD JOKE
Got mine this week from the valve store!
http://imgur.com/a/PtdA1
Dat keyboard tho. Ducky Shine 3?
Year of the Snake edition :)
The spacebar is my only problem with that keyboard IMO. Besides that, I would like to have one.
It comes with 2 spacebars in the box. One pictured, and the other is the Ducky logo.
Thank for posting something that was available a couple years ago?
The saddest part about this kind of posts is that as soon as the link to the item is posted, the item sells out all thanks to reddit, but reddit doesn't get any financial gain from this kind of viral advertising.
2HO?
Idiot
Love you.
Omgggg DAE LE PORTAL??? xD
Ok
I can taste the metallic taste of the drink inside it just from look at this bottle.
Ya I wouldn't carry that on a plane.
Lol such science! Much gamer culture? Yeah much gaming!
Go on. Get a big fat eye-full, with your big fat eyes.
The water is a lie!
Yeah, but where's the cake?
The cake is a lie.
Shut up and take my money! Where do I get somsthing like this?
Derp, nevermind, found it
The fedora of water bottles, everyone.
The cake is a lie
Duh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax
WHAT A DISCUSSION INDUCING QUALITY POST
WHY ARE WE YELLING? ...jackass.
ITS A REPOST
/r/shitpost
Here are some thing you guys might want https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&es_th=1&ie=UTF-8#tbm=shop&q=%22aperture+laboratories%22
There should be a Black Mesa one as well.
I dare you to try to take this through airport security at any airport in the US.
I DON'T THINK ANYONE QUESTIONED WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS A WATER BOTTLE
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/241/9e9.gif
the water bottle is a lie!!! i mean the cake!!
ITS A HYDRATION APPARATUS!!!!
Huh. TIL companies can put their logos and advertising on water bottles. Thanks for the new discovery, stranger! ^^^/s
Is it weird that I knew what the description meant without even reading the non-sciences description?
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ON MY FRONT PAGE. I'd rather a cat pooping in a circle or something. Jesus god.
You're telling me I've had this water bottle for 3 years and I could have gotten to the front page just by posting a picture of it?
Stand strong in the knowledge you are not one who shitposts.
It could be a solid repost in a couple of days though.
Sadly, it can be as little as a few hours...
I'm on it! Countdown timer set!
Downvote timer set!
Upvote on downvote-type comments timer set
Am I upvoting or downvoting?
Just set a timer, and you will know what to do then.
You will know when the time comes, young grasshopper
You could sidevote
Yes
do both by not voting at all.
This guy has got everything figured out.
ENHANCE
WE CAN GO DEEPER.
Reset the clock!
Spin the board!
RemindMe! 3 hours
Just keep a folder of successful posts on your desktop. You too can have upvotes in the 6 digits in no time, Just click on my screen name to see it's benifits.... (I'm being sarcastic, I got like 5 years and barely any upvotes because my pride won't let me do this, but I mostly comment while drunk and I'm kinda an asshole when drunk)
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2k7bv2/its_a_water_bottle/
GIVE ME MY SWEET KARMA
It already is, this was on here like a week ago
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FUH WID US N NOW WE TWEAKIN HO
BULLA Holze
IMA GO DUMB ON EM!
...dammit... I just got it out of my head.
I bet it's already on /r/funny
I say a few weeks.
I've seen these exact pictures many times before.
10/10 would upvote tomorrow.
RemindMe! 2 days "this could be a solid repost"
... and that at least this became his top post.
^
Do you wanna go and shitpost?
Shitposts are subjective.
Bloody hell posts about shitposts are shitposts. I laughed at this, the horror.
This is the second time this week for me. First it was the Neil deGrasse Tyson presentation which I saw 6 months ago, and now this. I'm pretty sure my mother threw it away and now the people of the Internet will never believe me. :'(
Why do moms throw shit away? I have to stop my wife from throwing away my and my kid's stuff daily. Stuff that isn't even broken or old. Wtf babe
My wife threw me away. I don't even think I'm broken or old.
:(
Turn that frown upside down! :)
Tell me about it. And even when stuff should be gone they never check if they do it right - had some barely used hiking boots taken to the charity shop in place of my knackered old ones :(
Holy fuck man mine is the same way. Most of our fights revolve around me finding out she has thrown away some obscure but important thing to me. Or all the condiments, because they were "old", but not expired. Say goodbye to any piece of paper or receipt you were saving, even if in a safe place. There are no such things as half empty food containers/bags in my house. They all disappear once they hit that magical 1/3 full.
Then again, the frequent cleaning and other perks make it all worthwhile.
Oh fuck this. A while I went to Chick Fil A and purposely didn't ask for any honey roasted BBQ sauce, because I knew I had some in a drawer. Sure enough, get home, look for the packets... I think I can spare you. You know what comes next.
Also keep in mind that sauce is the only reason I liked CFA at all. So, I'm sure you understand my disappointment.
Sounds a little paranoid or phobic. Or just uninformed.
You live my life! We're here for you brother! Until my wife throws this phone away and I can't comment anymore, FOR NO GOOD REASON!
The thing is if I started throwing away her shampoo or hairbands or yogurt or.....fuck whatever, I can't think of anything that's specifically hers right now... I don't think she'd even notice or care.
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Funny, I can say the same thing about me.
I'm a man, btw.
I'm getting married in the spring, the 'save the dates' went out last week. I called my grandmother (85 y/o but still pretty sharp) to make sure she received it. Now keep in mind these are fairly expensive wooden magnets and were laser engraved. Her response "was it wood? I threw it out because I didn't understand it"... Ugh
Ah well you can't mix up granny logic with mom logic. Two totally different entities there
Same story here, stuff that was in it's place are no longer there. "guys i think our house is haunted" , "nah it's just mom"
/r/nocontext/
My mom threw away my n64 with pikachu on it.
Coming from a wife and mother - stop leaving your shit all over the place and put it away if you don't want it thrown out. Oh and dinner will be ready for you when you get home tonight :)
She thought it was a breeding ground for bacteria...even though I cleaned it and it only contained water...
The irony is the context of that bottle, and that anything is a breeding ground for bacteria. Hilarious.
And, sorry buddy. When you move out, keep all of your things forever.
Also, dig the username. Great bit that was.
Bacteria are the baddies.
I used to own a sports card shop. You wouldn't believe how many "my mom threw them away" stories I would get on a daily basis.
Edit: would should have been wouldn't
Wow, I used to own a sports card shop too! But, my mom threw it away :(
I read that as "sports car shop" the first read through. And thought, "Wow, who throws away sports cars? Wtf?".
Oh no I wouldn't /s
If you actually give a shit about this type of thing you should probably tale a few deep breaths and reflect on what you're saying.
http://i.word.com/idictionary/joke
Why do you care if people believe you? Why is our generation so obsessed with mass public approval?
http://i.word.com/idictionary/joke
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Thinkgeek sells (sold?) tons of Aperture stuff.
Indeed
I wonder if places like public schools have a problem [at first] with equipment labeled like this? How often do they get freaked out about it unnecessarily?
search google
I got mine from Thinkgeek a long time ago. There is other awesome Portal stuff in the link as it appears they do not stock it anymore. Valve store sells it but they are out of stock.
Wow, I'm useless today.
http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=MU507
Straight from Valves own merchandise store.
Just repost it in a week
Aye. I have the black one sitting next to my computer now.
I'm pretty sure this is a repost from a month ago and im sure that post from a month ago was also a repost. Just wait a month and rake in the karma. You don't even have to take a picture of your 3 year old bottle this image that made it to the front page today will work fine.
I was thinking the same thing... I have the clear one... And the black one... Can i get front page twice plz?
Right!
Welcome to the club. Just know that yours is cooler because of all the character it's collected over the years
I think we're all having the same thought.
Mine is the black version.
Came here to say this. The shitpost is strong with this one.
yes! about 20 times in the past year!
You wouldn't happen to have a photo of you with the water bottle in each of the 3 years that you've owned it, would you? I'd upvote the shit out of that.
I got one in my grab bag when I toured Valve... after I already owned one. Oh the sweet karma I could have had.
I just lost mine, so this just makes me feel even worse
I've had mine for three months. Equally amazed at my missed karma opportunity...
Step 1: Buy cool gaming merchandise
Step 2: Post pictures of the merchandise online
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Deficit.
Ditto. I never did look up the scientific terms sooo I suppose that is useful.
People have hit the front page multiple times with this stupid water bottle.
Its like nobody ever goes to the valve store or something.
I'm with you on this one. Didn't know it was a karma goldmine.
Where can I get one?
This is a repost too. I saw this on the front page of imgur like a week ago and said the same thing :|
You sat on a karma goldmine for 3 years and didn't use it.
But you have the top comment about it, so you got that going for you.
Easy fix, Take a picture of it, upside down.
This was posted a few weeks ago under Funny and didn't make front page, so no.
Life's rough.
I have had two of them for three years, I feel duped
But only if you posted in ALL CAPS.
Relax dude. All you have to do is post a picture of it with an attractive girl and say "I also own this"
See you on the frontpage tomorrow.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
But you'd have needed to get the title perfect.
try 9gag
Just repost this exact same pic and you will make it. Someone else will repost it soon.
I plan to post this to /r/gonewild in a week with the title of "IS IT A WATER BOTTLE?!?!?"
Wish me ~~lick~~ LUCK! Damnit I meant luck.... on getting licked.
came here to say the same thing. I Have the mug too. Might wait a week and post that.
Just wait for a few days and post yours. I'm sure you'll make it to the front page as well.
Don't worry, you probably wouldn't have landed the magical combination of wording in the title and what time it was posted at required to get this level of attention.
Reddit is weird.
I got to the front page by posting a picture of my microwave before. You just need to be a visionary.
Not only did it get front page, but 3,000+ upvotes. Even given some past posts that made it, I'm still a bit surprised to see this at the top.
Anyone remember this game? I nostalgia'd so hard.
Post it tomorrow and see what happens.