Surprise me!
Option 4:
Get involved
Surprise me!
Turtle finds a gun and breaks free. However he is mad that you did not pay the ransom.
He seeks vengeance
He will team up with the immortal snail.
The duo will have an insatiable blood lust
Fuck man!!! Are they nihilists?
HE’S LOOSE!
He knocked over the styrofoam cup of containment!
Offer to trade your Burger King Whopper with Fries and a Large Diet Coke for Gregori’s safe return
Whopper whopper whopper whopper
Junior
Double
Triple Whopper
At BK! Have it your wayyy!
You rule!
They are unironically saying that now. I walked into one yesterday and heard “Welcome to BK, where you rule.”
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
That's actually pretty great
Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
AT BEEEEE-KAAAAAY
HAVE IT YOUR WAY (You rule!)
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
junior whopper 😏
Why not all three?
he is too lazy
Becuse the game only let's you do one
Fine. Then open the fridge take the elephant out and put the giraffe in and close the door.
Lmao i think this is world wide understandable ... We have the same stupid game hear in Italy
Ps fuck that brick
....... dio cane?
Esattamente ... Ma mi sa che il porco del signor Oporco e un esclusiva italiana ....
Instructions unclear. Goldfish stuck in toaster
Now I'm confused
What do you not understand?????
Stuff
What are you? STUPID?
Don’t worry, i’m stuff
😳
-ed
With food, right?
Depends on who you ask
i guess you could call it food
Not necessarily
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Yes I know
black people are also commonly found in cells
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
No
Wrong
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
...
I'm stuff
Good
robert downey jr. entered the chat
Based
🤓
They hated him because he told the truth.
And I like it
humiliation fetish 😳😳😳
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Na
who's a cringy boy? who wants to be humiliated?
I am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please contact your mom if you have any questions or concerns.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Yeah bot pee that ass
...
1984
My account ones had 2 k karma
Gregori, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of Among Us Gregori?
You NEED to vent! I know it is hard being SUS
surprise me! (i have crippling gambling addiction)
Send them a recipe for turtle soup
give kidnapper vaccine🙏🤣😎🤤
I am Father Grigori! You have already met my congregation, Oh Light, may thy name be spoken in the graves, and spelled in bones and ashes
unfortunately for you, (detonates 50 megaton hydrogen bomb, instantly vaporizing both of us)
Do you or do you not love Gregori :(
I love Gregori but I love $120,000 more!
This says a lot about society
Susiety 😔
ඞ
It's what Gregori would have wanted! 😭
Send them DIC pics
Kid named DIC:
Send them finger pics
i once stood up to my bully in this game and he came to school the next day with a gun
i once insulted my sister and she threw a spear at me
One time I took out the trash and got attacked by a rhinoceros
Did you play it as an American?
Take the kidnappers daughter on a nice date. Do it again. Do it over and over until eventually you marry her. Have children. Raise them with the morals and values that you'd be proud of. Grow old with her. Eventually the kidnapper will die of old age and you'll inherit your turtle back into your ownership.
John wick 69 leaks
What the hell happened here?
What is this
Game
What game?
Bitlife (it has ads even without Internet connection)
I never get pepole who dont use apks stealing from china is always moral
oh my god why have i never pirated this game
Skill issue
Only reason is if you are an iphone user but if you are an android user pirate any offline mobile games for no ads and the premiun membership for free
You can't use akps on iOS :(
Option 4:
Get involved
Nothing let the chinise have hat the turtle
BitLife sometimes gets strange
Yeah when you playing sports real chill and your opponent suddenly decides to blow you up with a ballistic missile because you were being kinda sassy
I was a duke and my wife told me that she was with me because of the money even tho we were together for 10 years
HANDLING A MAN’S TURTLE!
Underrated comment. More people should understand this reference!
Go to Florida. Catch a baby alligator. Offer baby alligator instead of money. If they don't accept baby alligator, then raise the alligator as dear as your own child. Now you have big alligator. Go to the kidnappers. Unleash big alligator on them and rescue your turtle. Now you have turtle, big alligator and he's well fed. W.
Step 1: Try to negociate with kidnappers
Step 2: Give up and lure antichrist(UN) slaves to your compound
Step 3: Sacrifice the slaves of the antichrist with a axe for the glory of Christ
Step 4: Unleash the wrath of Christ on the kidnappers
Step 5: Live for eternity in heaven with Gregori
Turtle pay, wife, negociate, mother in law ignore and kids police; that is my priority
Call police
GB28BARC20031821128154
Set him free :'(
Screw that, call the fbi
Gregoir must be saved you must pay the ransom
Use the note as a determinant of Gregori's worth and declare him a business loss on your taxes.
Do nothing
Update: he died
:(
Eat plastic ✊🏿
Fuck that turtle 😂
Shove it up your ass, just like pee
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Surprise me
Make turtle soup
What's the name of the game
BitLife I think
Thank you
Involve the police. Nobody hurts gregori.
Little do they know that I am Liam Neeson.
"Surprise me" look interesting to me
I take vaccine
Surprise me!
Call Saul
Surprise me!
Doomslayer music kicks in
The Police may be corrupted... Just pay. Or ask to WWF
Assassinate the kidnappers John Wick style
Send them a recipe for turtle soup, yum.
I hope you get her back😭😭🙏🙏
Suprise me!
you got STD
D. Become Jahn Wich. (Spelling change to avoid copy-write infringement)
They'll never be able to contain Rasputin.
I say go with surprise me . You might turn the turtle into a lamp or nice cereal bowl
Gregory ☠️☠️🐢
🎲
Don't buy a turtle, no problem
Call the TMNT 🤣🤣🤣
Close the app then reopen it
Surprised they did not asked for ransom to be paid in Bitcoin
Do nothing, Fuck Gregori
Surprise me.
Choice D) Call John Wick
definitely involve the police, because that always turns out well.
John Wick x TMNT collab
Do you have any straws?
Pawn to e5
Send them turtle soup recipes.
Surprise me
John Wick chapter 5
RIP Gregori 17/04/2023
do nothing coz fuck gregori
Involve the police
Double down send them a ransom for their goat for 250k
Am I the only one that read , "invoice the police"
What is this site?
it's called Bitlife, it's on the app store
I go to my basement with an hammer after wearing my old dusty suit
Depends, what color is your skin? Need to know to rule out a answer
John wick them
Surprise Me ! 🎲
🎲 Surprise me!
Lmao, i read it as "invade the police"
Pay the ransom!
SMASH. THAT. TURT!
John Wick 5
One sec, going John Wick for a bit
Where’s the 4th option?
Check behind your ear
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Buy another turtle of course. Unless Gregori was solid gold, in which you're stupid for leaving it around.
My turtle? Have you ever seen the movie Taken...?
scam, thats a tortoise.
Involve the police.
Your turtle going John Wick, escaping on its own.
Dang it I knew that turtle was mixed up with some bad dudes.
He wrecked my car in mexico and I had to pay dudes with foreign accents to fix my warrants.
Then he called me with a voice changer as a prank and demanded some google plane tickets, and I had to go to Kmart to pick them up. Not sure why they were $50 each.
And then, on top of all things, he gets kidnapped and now he wants 120 big ones.
I don't think I'm gonna play his games this time.
Oh the cruel roll of the dice! Proceeds to roll a 6.
Pay the 120k because the turtle soup i was planning on making was gonna be good
I have no turtle. Do nothing.
google en passant
did you know magic wand in french is baguette magique?
pay it, we must get back Gregori
Is a drone overkill ?
Call Liam Neeson
Pay obviously
I would do anything for Gregori
get US marines involved
Involve the police obviously
Rampage
Don't involve the police! That's how you end up with a dead turtle!
How is going full Taken mode not an option?
Load up the gats n head out
Is the turtle Master Oogway?
Send them nudes
Double it and give it to the next person
john wick time
Oh no! Not gregori!!!
Double it and give it to the next person
You pull a John Wick
Ignore your problems and they will soon go away
Call the Doom Slayer
🎲 suprise me!
Buy new turtle
You gotta save Gregori!
I’m snitching.
You mess with the turtle, you get the hurtle
If it was a dog, I’d involve the police. But that’s a turtle, I’d laugh at him asking for $120,000 and tell him to have a nice turtle stew on me. What dipshit kidnaps a turtle? Probably kidnapped herself, man.
Do what you want, but I'd take the 120k and buy a boat. A bad ass boat what I could take out to the lake and harpoon all the turtles I want.
Is he free now
Send turtle soup recipes.
Have you ever seen Taken
My fake reaction
Use the BFG-10000 to take him back
Surprise me!
“I have a very special set of skills…”
Enter your credit card information & security pin in this comment section 👍
Will this extend your car warranty?
Yes, but you know what it wont extend? His pp.
Caused by the brick I assume
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Holy pipi
new response just dropped
🧱
Nothing out of the ordinary, I mean.
sock drawer
5631 0934 0056 6607
093
IS HE SAFE, IS GREGORI SAFEEE??!?!1!1!1!1?1!1
Hey fuck you that's my number take it down
w- you have a phone number with 16 digits?
pees in ur ass
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
What the fuck
He has the moon area code
Mine is 18 digits
Bro take down ur credit card info now unless you wanna be scamed
BUT WHAT ABOUT GREGORI!1!1!1!!1!1!2 :(
Wouldn’t have trusted this, but then I saw the thumbs up emoji and got the overwhelming sense that this is the legitimate and ok action to take.
Did you know that if you write your password in a comment it will replaced by * Try it 👍
I will never tell you my **!!!!
no it doesn't, it goes blank
hunter2
ChickenPie1231917!!
Oh no 😮
BigPP3000
Cock
TheyDontKnowILikeM0nkeyBallz
Hahah nice
Oh no
password
Uh-O! It didn't work! Now I'm gonna have to go change my password. See, it did it again! ****** son of a *****! Oh sure, Put the little things there when I type **** or **** or *** **** **** ****** mother ******, but show my p***word! Oh, come on!