what in the lord is this unholy abomination
what in the lord is this unholy abomination
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The original ride is supposed to be a frog.
Someone in Greece must be high on weed to think it looks like Lightning McQueen enough to give it that nightmarish paint job.
Why does it have more eyes than a biblically accurate angel though
The thing behind it is supposed to be a second frog and I think some balloons.
The original paint job of the ride is supposed to look like this
Damn, how did you even find that. That does look more reasonable. Whoever redid the paint job (and drew eyes on the frog’s feet) needs to be committed to an asylum.
Well, I’m also a kiddie ride enthusiast. I know these things. I’ve also seen that ride in its original paint job at local arcades.
Wow that’s such a nice interest to have :0?? Also the OG frogs kinda look like they’re fucking ngl 😭
You took the words outta my mouth
I see it now. It's a smaller frog piggybacking on a larger one. The "mouth" on the larger one was probably supposed to be painted black so it looked like an open frog mouth instead of what a kid does when they're told to smile for a school picture.
Be fair. Everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
Biblically accurate McQueen
Looks like something out of an acid trip.
The love child between lightning and the Hindu god Shiva.
OMG it's the maloka!!!!!!
Chikow!
This is what Jeff Goldbloom turns into in The Fly.
Sally, I turned myself into a frog! I'm Frog McQueen!
RibCHOW
Biblically accurate Lightning McQueen
BE NOT AFRAID
K̸͔͍̺͍̫̘͚̮̦̥̟̗̫̖͉͕͇͇̤̣͍̀̓̾͂͂̉͋͆͑̍̑͛͌͗̿́̈́͆́̎̆͗́͐͆̆͛͛̚͜͜͝͝͠͠a̵̡̧̢̨̛̛͓̺̳̮͚̜̝̼̬̻͎̻̙̖͙̩̣̟͚̺͍͚̜̳̱͉̙̗̦̫̭̮͔̪̘͚͖̯͉̪̫͕͔̘̖̙̠̮͈͙̠̻͚̣̬͔͙̣̙͍͔͖̻̼̺͕͚͇͈͍͓̍͒̾̎͊̓͒̑͗̑̏͐̆̿͋̊̽̓̒̋͋͊̽͂̈͛͆̈̄͌̇̋̇̓̓̓͐̀̂͆̈̓̂̑̄̓͋͗̓͛̎͒̃͗̈̀͋͋̋̑̀̀̑̾́̅̑̀͘͘̚̕͜͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅc̴̨̧̢̧̰͓͇̻͚̘̗̻̫̜͔̲̭͕̜̦̭̰͍̤̮̝͇͚͉͕̰̘̠͖̪̞̹͙͈̼͍̖͔͚̺͎̻͇̦̥̘͙̥̮̹̳̱̹̦̘̩͇̖̙͚͖͈͔̀́̈́͒̾̆̈͌̈̀͋̏̆̎̎͛̄̐͒̓̄̽͗͛̑͗͆̔͆̏͛͗̈̀̓̔̉̓̐͑̇̈́͒́͑̓͗̈̔͘͘̕͘͜͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅẖ̵̨̡̡̢̡̢̧̺͈̺͙͓̬̬̼̳͕̩̥̟̳̪̭͔̠̹͓̲̹̲̞͉̺͚̖̞̹̯̰͓͇͚̲̟̗̺̜̘͎̞̳͉̥̤͖̭̲̠̭̖̺͉͇̻͇̣̫̓̉͋͛̑̿̉̈́̒̚͜͜͠͝ȏ̶̭͓͉̝͔̯̰̣͝w̶̡̨̨̧̢̞͔̟̹͔̹͉̬̲̪̫̯̦̬͈̞̰̮͎͚̯̱̥͙̣̹̪̣̮̦̘̦͐̀̏̿̈́̇̕͜
r/imsorrymater
/r/ImSorryJon
/r/ImVerySorryJon
ford wrangled 1:99
"Be not afraid, ka-chow. may thou I bless you with thy holy gas fumes to give you strength"
Had the exact same thought
r/beatmetoit
3ELCOME!
You know how so many popular child stars end up doing drugs and their life spirals out of control?
Well Mcqueen sure did, it ended up giving birth to a car and this is the result
k̴͇͗a̴̙̽̾c̶͍͗́h̷̘̰͆o̷̺̯̎w̴̧͚̐͠
Pray to our Amphibian God McQueen.
Verified Buyer: My kid developed a stutter just looking at this monstrosity.
Real abomination
looks like the engienieers got the desing by AI generating
That is smth an AI would produce
I’m scared.
NOOOOOOO WHAT DID THEY DO WITH MCQUEEN
They McScrewed It
Pov: the mythology version of lightning mcqueen
Nightmare McQueen
r/kerchoo
BE NOT AFRAID
I am fucking scared
This would be a great post in r/bossfight
Lightning McDeity (name taken from another comment) Racer among the galaxies 80%physical resistance 100% demon resistance 90% holy resistance 0% plant resistance 5% mechanical resistance -50% fire resistance 0% ice resistance Attacks with holy damage. Its godlike powers give it resistance to most damage only one element is powerful enough to defeat it quickly enough before it can use its ultamate move said to eveporate anything it comes across
The curse of the abyss
Lightning McDeity
This isn't even my final form
Lightning McQueen: a short story by H.P. Lovecraft.
Kach….ew.
Lightning McQueen according to Greek Mythology
They really turned McQueen into a Lovecraftian diety
Ah yes, Nightmare McQueen.
Guillermo del Toro's Lightning "Pale Man" McQueen
This is some Bezerk meet Disney crap
The sixth Godhand.
It's a biblically accurate angel
Half of me wants to never see this again, and the other half wants to place it on my front lawn
Frightening McScream
Cars 4: racing in Chernobyl
Aw sweet manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
Ah beautiful, manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.
r/kerchoo
Lightning the thing
What do you mean it’s probably fine scrolls JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! THE FUC IS THAT HELL SPAWN
Nightmare McQueen
Lightning McEyeboobs
When did Lighting McQueen become a religious figure?
/r/oddlyterrifying
biblically accurate lightning mcqueen
Lightning McFrog
Yo this is actually fucking awesome! It looks like one of the works of Osamu Sato (artist behind LSD the PS1 game, Tong Nou the Mac/PC game from '94-'95, etc.)
Tonight's sleep demon just dropped
It looks like a horrifying abomination. Great.
I cant figure out what type of thing im seeing.
That reminds me of my last DMT trip.
Lightning Mcfrog
Wtf am I looking at
Looks like it was made with AI
Lightening McToad
It would be less work to just get a Lightning McQueen car at that point.
Lightning McTumor
When did Lightning McQueen get smallpox?
r/TIHI
tf am I looking at
Greek god McQueen
ah shit, they found my sleep paralysis demon
Is this two frogs stacked on top of one another?
Είμαι ταχύτητα! (Apparently "kachow" doesn't translate...)
Did not know cars could get tumors
Whatever that thing is I love it
Ka'chow the crimson void
When you put the extra stickers of your new toy to a completely different one
Hindu God meets American consumerism
Lightning McFrog.
Lightning McKill Me Now
Beautiful fucking tits man!
So this is what nightmares are made of?
Great so they have AI designing kiddy rides too now?
I ask AI to generate kiddie rides quite often. They’re nowhere near as horrific as this. Baffling, yes (half of them makes you wonder how you’re gonna ride on them as there is no obvious seat or saddle) but are not scary at all.
And to think this is a real kiddie ride, but just horrifically repainted by some Greek dude who’s high on something.
I'm glad I got to see what it's supposed to look like. It isn't actually that bad a model. It's just this questionable paint job (probably by some clueless old business owner who really wanted to cash in on Cars popularity but didn't want to spend the money getting a new ride and figured kids are stupid enough to not care).
they turned him into an osamu sato creature
Biblically accurate lighting McQueen
"Shut off the reactor..."
He looks like a weird Hindu god
Lightning McCrabs
Kerchooga 🤡
Lightning McZuma
Biblically accurate Lightning McQueen
It kind of looks like something in Ohio
This meme evolved into fucking trash.
What is that angel looking motherfucker
this is gonna haunt me in my sleep
Its like a nuckelavee but frogs and less gory
Looks like something out of a mid 2000s yugioh card
McQueen finally gave in to the chaos and got blessed by Nurgle.
This is clearly a JoJo stand.
Someone explain how Graecorum went from creating the alphabet and having millennia worth of history and culture to this?
Modernism. It seems every society on earth is getting stupider and weirder.
oh nah who gave Lightning the g-virus 😞
Well of ALL the things like that in the world, THAT was certainly one of them.
Wow... they painted McQueen over a Raijin Frog (Like, the Japanese Thunder God, but a frog) on another Frog
U sure U didn't find this in the neighbouring towns of Fukushima
First non shitty off brand I've seen
They pulled it from the Cronenberg universe.
What the hell were you doing in Greece?
What's the on brand?
Is he wearing little sandals like the energizer bunny?
This feels like it could be the origin of the phrase “great googly-moogly”
This obviously took some time to make, and yet, they kept going. That's messed up.
This is beautiful.
What in tarnation
k i'm drunk right now and i legit can't ell what this is.
PELCOME TO PYOU PTOO!
I thought this was ai generated at first
I don't know what the hell that is but I want one.
Ahh!
what the fuck is this
Karchowsth
Ohio moment
ωΗατ τΗε Γυςκ ιδ τΗιδ
It gives cars vibes anyone else?
Lightning McQueen if he was in Epic Mickey
That is utterly terrifying. The object if nightmares!
I need some r/eyebleach now
r/car
Which monster do I fuse with this to make Black Frost?
If tetsuo from Akira was replaced by lightning McQueen:
Welcome to w-what exactly??
Cronenberg McQueen
This is what happens when Lightning Mcqueen is infected with the G virus from Resident Evil.. crossover confirmed!
this legit scares me
Pelcome McQueen
DeviantART Inflation Fanarts be like:
Thought this was an ooer post
Some sort of eldritch being
who decided this and why
Eldritch Kachow
Cronenburg McQueen
confused katchow noises?
"Be not afraid."
Don't do speed kids.
R/oddlyterrifying
κύριε ελέησον
Jesus fucking christ
What level of hell is this from?
r/bossfight
Mr. Krabs Cthulhu McQueen
Cronenberg McQueen.
What's happening with greek architecture
How did someone look at this and be like “yea, this is good.”
Disney x Jim Henson Collab presents Dark Cars. A world you could never imagine
wtf
I want this so bad
Be not afraid
It smells like ketchup and tears.
Frightening McQueen
Bro got too many steroids in him💀💀
Kachow
TETSUUUOOOOO
That is the worst thing I have laid my two eyes on
My first thoughts were either Buddha or a weird rotary telephone, but it is neither.
I just realized this thing is supposed to be Lightning McQueen.
Biblically accurate angel
There are some Pokémon that definitely looked better before their final evolution…
Looks like a MeatCanyon creation.
my childhood is ruined.
I see the two frogs stacked on eachother, and that would’ve been fine, but then they had to turn it into lightning McQueen for some reason
Did lighting McQueen jumped into Radioactive waste?
P E L C O M E
Biblically accurate Lighting McQueen
No you did not I don’t believe you. oh my god that exists?
i have several questions
It’s a frog lol
boobs
This should go on r/Cursed_Images
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