Where's the rooftop machine gun mount on this POS?
Where's the rooftop machine gun mount on this POS?
Not one flamethrower.. the day freedom died.
Not even an AC-130 flying overhead cleaning targets 4 kilometres in front of it smh
This is the future democrats want /s
It doesn't even have an private sr-71 stealth recon aircraft to report on enemy positions smh
I was really hoping for a flame thrower.
You gotta finish the heist to unlock the turret version
The cult of the 50 cal is slowly dying
I want to drive through a building with this car
If I start a GoFundMe who will support my cause
My donation is 23Ā„
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What the actual fuck
You must be new here my good fellow, certain people with a role get the message
Account is from 2019, quite interesting
New to the subreddit at the minimum
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51ā½ take it or leave it.
iāll give you 6 morbillion Venezuelan bolivars
š±
Thatās about 3.28 usd
š± (I'm extremely poor due to living in Venezuela)
i can give you 328 CLP
I have Ā„200 to give you for this noble cause
Thank you all for your gracious gifts. The church across the street will rue this day
I give you 44.5 vietnamese dong
Finally! A worthy adversary to the A10 Warthog
If I was a turbo billionaire I would get this
You'd get a better, more unobtrusive one. I know a family who makes/made armored vehicles.
Bro works for Krauss-Maffei Wegmann
Yeah if you actually need an armored vehicle, you also probably want one that doesnāt attract attention
Nah fuck that, this thing is so pointlessly unnecessary id absolutely drive one, i mean if you can afford this thing you can afford its 5km gas tank right?
But what good is an defense vehicle if it doesnāt attract weapons to defend you from?
Well spoken
if I had too much money id make a modern day super heavy and upgrade the local infrastructure to support it
Based and hoi4 pilled?
Did u say...bruce wayne
It's 250,000 dollars and if you get a loan for it you could pay it of in less than 4 years
If I was, I wouldn't
You would get one better
Can it run doom?
26fps :(
*26mph
Scenematic Joyride, unplayable
But thatās at 120 htz, so itās all good.
Almost there, just gotta overclock!
(The original Doom and Doom 2 ran at 35 FPS, fun fact)
it can run kids over
It can run kids what? Over.
It can run kids over over
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Sold!
Take my cheap award ā I can't afford awards.
They know the uprising against the rich is coming.
No it isn't.
the US is already doom
There is a curved OLED display, so i'm 100% sure it does
yes, it has augmented reality
Of course
the police trying to free my mangled post car-crash self but they cant break the window:
This thing probably classifies as an armored vehicle, if there is a crash I'd worry more about the other car
What car? There is just metal scrabs.
What about a tree. Tree stronk.
What tree?
The remnants of the paste that was once your body will be safely plastered inside the interior of your intact vehicle.
Vehicles are designed to crunch to absorb the forces of impact to save the driver.
The alternative strategy (and the one that this car seems to go with) is to let anything that it hits absorb the force of the impact instead.
This is almost an MRAP,not even Karen's BMW SUV will be able to scratch your motherfucking mine resistant ambush protected vehicle
Itās built on top of the body of a Cadillac Escalade, itās a lot stronger than a Escalade but itās not even close to an MRAP.
The body itself was designed by video game artists. It probably looks a lot stronger than it actually is.
but it has steel ram bumpers
I would worry more about the the other problems with the design. Fucking pedestrians limiting my freedom to not have to unclog the built-in frontal woodchipper... smh. I'm tired of suing what's left of them for property damages at this point, anybody got a cost-efficient solution?
You shouldn't be allowed to drive if you're somehow able to manage to crash so bad that you mangle this vehicle.
Something tells me that this vehicle doesn't have the crumple zones of a camry.
there's a movie like this I think about a futuristic car. The mother accidentally locked her baby in and she couldn't get in the car.
edit. the name is monolith
I'll have to sell my house for thisš¤”
You'll have to take out a mortgage on it.. But hey it only costs nine fiddy to gas up for the weekend.
I have to sell my kidney and im still short
Getting dropped off at soccer practice by the god damn Batmobile
Thatād be sick ngl
Looks like something Ripley could use to save the Marines.
the only times you would need this is if you wanna go off road in bosnia
Not even that will save you
you may be blasted out into space
Only in north east bosnia, in the south and west you will probably hit a river (also people arenāt shooting at you [as much])
test drive or rent exorbitantly priced vehicle
make a tiktok showcasing vehicle
return vehicle
my god it's free money
Rent armoured vehicle. Don't return it. Owner asks police to get it back. RUN OVER POLICE Eventually get arrested. Use money from tiktok video as bail money. Escape the country. Free money.
Perfect for ancapistan
For it fully decked out it was like 652,250.00 USD
Styled by a video game designer, costs as much as video game cars!
Dunno, that's pretty cheap in videogame buck, at least 4mil in GTAO.
GTAO inflation has been wild over the years. Price of a Lambo was 400-500K for reference. Newer models are millions.
Thereās still more expensive āregularā cars
No way cyberpunk minivan real
Price: your soul
Jokes on you, no such thing. Gimme that thing
Your soul ain't that Worth
Jokes on you, I already sold mine
As a PI, I can tell you right now, that massive light in the back would be the biggest favor you could do for me on a follow
ETA: And there's no rear window š©
I think shes excited about recording herself
The price of the car is fine. Itās the loss of limb insurance from the 120 lb doors thatās expensive.
Yeah i was thinking that the moment she open the door. I do not want my kids little crunchy fingers anywhere near that thing, unless i had a fucking bodyguard holding it and a solid chock in to keep it firmly open.
She must be the babysitter for the cartel
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If you can afford this, you live in a nice enough neighborhood that you don't need it.
yup sheās at south coast plaza which is one of the safest areas in america
why she wearing a gas mask??
She farded and it stinky
š
Ball fart
*You're š¤š¤š¤
And it isn't a POV
Scrolled too far to find this, thank you
Tell me something is shit without telling me something is shit.
"MiLiTaRy GrAdE tiReTHHH"
Living in a country where having bullet proof glass and explosive shielding is advantageous.
Sounds like fun. And you won't have the problem that the majority of the people getting to old.
I know, I'll rot in hell for that
they should try selling these in ukraine
She's talking so much about protection but her parents didn't listen š
To be fair this is fucking baller
I would be so embarrassed driving this words could not describe
Makes my car look like a little tikes car
when your gallons per hour are measured in tons
I live in America. I'll take two. Does it come in Blue?
Then youād need two more in red and white
You got me there. lol
Make sure that it aināt Decepticon communications officer, Soundwave
...thanks...now I'm paranoid... lol
It's called the vengeance because you use it to run down the other children for not being body shields to keep your child safe and now your sweet innocent (ignorant shithead) baby is dead š
The potential or a riot vehicle in the hands of a wild Karen or Kyle would be the end of days
Respect to the guy who got fucking pepper sprayed for the sake of this video
Yeah this thing is defintely illegal here in europe lol
They arenāt fun
Europoors donāt know how to have fun
Wydm, this doesn't exist in yurop?
Insurgent GTA 5 š
Imagine being tailgated, brake checked, and then cursed out for almost hitting their kid by the god-damned batmobile
Maybe we should change people and not protect ourselves from them, in a similar way. It's as if we have already buried the hope for a healthy society with this machine
But this car looks cool
It may be bulletproof, but is it cannonproof?
Pulls up with 90MM recoiless rifle on top of my car
There's no SOCCER moms outside america š
No but we do have our own versions, overprotective, sheltering, overly involved in every single thing their child does, literally nothing better to do than sit on facebook, be judgey, pester teachers about grades
They just dont drive literal armored vehicles
Sorry for being oblivious, but at are they even? what characteristics does a soccer mom typically have?
It reminds me of hot wheels for some reason
Aint got shit on those South African car defence systems
Whereās the men version
How else are you going to pick up your kids from school shootings?
Every soccer mom in America has one of these
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Average Florida car
gets pulled over by police for speeding or just having an armored vehicle
Police approaches window
Police gets pepper sprayed
Chaos ensues
This looks like a commercial youād see in Cyberpunk
Just get a Toyota and a dshk
The text blocking half the video is too small, can someone remake it with larger text?
Ooooooooo, Iām blinded by the lights
āļøšæ
Your from Romania, your gonna need that truck.
If he can spend the entire GDP of Romania, sure.
I'll buy. I just need to steal some more.
That is a fucking batmovile
She stole the James Bond car
They're always prepping for the apocalypse. Why.
What would you need this for?
Hate crimes
What American kids need to go to school
I thought she was gonna do a burnout
Gas tank empty from starting it. 0 mpg
This consumer vehicle would outclass a panzer lmao
Kid proceeds to get electrocuted
Plot Twist: Iām already in the car
Ok, i actually kinda like the design, but what kind of parent would be using this like they where demonstraighting?
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I would only use this in an zombie apocalypse, but my gosh is this flashy, wouldn't be surprised if even the zombies checked the car out
I don't hate this.
it took me over half the video to realize that text
Letās buy 20 and ask the new YouTube ceo to bring back dislikes.
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Perfect for the soccer mom who uses no blinkers and cuts everyone off ; no repercussions!
GTAO type vehicle
"blinding lights" is where I became annoyed, there should be a legal limit on lighting on vehicles
How else are you supposed to pick up your kids from school in America
I saw this car in Cyberpunk 2077
Me preparing for my trip to Chicago
This is a must have car during a zombie apocalypse
Okay but I want this can I has is for 10 bucks?
So, gta5 irl?
Revengeance
bro is queen
The fact that a civilian in a rich country should think about this is messed up
Looks like my car in gta
Is she planning a road trip to Venezuela?
š
āYourā so sheās my soccer mom? Just asking. I realize youāre likely a US govt school grad and donāt know the difference between your and youāre
Designed by hideo kojima
They made panssari sisu into real life
I have found my dream car ngl
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what does soccer (or football as literally everyone calls it) have to do with this
Colombia.
You pray to god you win when a drug lord bets for you.
Dude that looks sick
Bruh that shit is the batmobile
You're*
I'm not supposed to like that.
This sounds expensive
I would buy anything promoted like this lmao
Our a soccer mom
IAG better
gta5 starter pack
I swear, I think that a Russian BMP would cost less than this.
What about my a soccer mom in America
I want this car
Time to recreate jojo's Egyptian adventures!
Dosent even have a mounted machine gun nest on the top smh
2 days later : So this is what happens when you crash the car
YOU'RE*
"kiddos"š
I kinda want it
is this even legal
All the soccer mom do in this video is only recording. Whats the point?
You're
Nobody watched the black list did they
Using fear is a great marketing strategy
I think this will be a treat for when the kids are misbehaving, just a tiny bit
i want one.. i mean...the heated seat is hard to pass up
I WANT IT
You're*
Counterpoint - it looks cool as hell
Fun Fact: There is no such thing as bulletproof glass. There's always a bigger gun with a bigger bullet.
Besides, youād want to be able to break the glass in an emergency
I wonder how many people you could fuck in that at once
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Tbh, pretty awesome
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I'd rather get a surplus APC/IFV and modify it, much cooler too
If I wanted to buy an armored car, I would just build a batmobile.
how much is this car??? this more safe than a damn vault
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My 13th reason tbh
Who is your wife pissing off in the neighborhood that your family needs this level of protection?
This is how you keep away your car from those stupid Nazis
James bond level shit
Thatās what jfk should have had
Road rage gonna be a little bit different after this beast drops šš
The wealthy elite preparing for Class Warfare and the coming WW3.
This the kinda car where 8 mercenaries pour out only to get domed by Keanu Reeves with a handgun
Football*
*yor
Cars built to withstand Detroit
GTA6 does not disappoint!
Average American child going to school:
420 horsepower MINIMUM? Me, sitting here, knowing just about nothing about cars, that sounds like a lot. Does reddit agree?
nope. horsepower and weight go hand in hand. 180hp motorcycle is a beast 180 hp toyota camry isnt
what is the mpg? 3?
Imagine getting into a serious car accident in this thing, you may very well survive, but the other people outside of this hunk of steel may not
Iām not a soccer mom but I want
Youāre definitely in America if āYour a Soccer Mom in America.ā
I mean... I'd buy it. It's a spy car.
Hey mom. WHY ARE YOU PICKING ME UP IN A ARMOURED TRUCK?! I JUST WENT FOR FOOTBALL PRACTICE
Zombie apocalypse survivors hate this one simple trick
Un-ironically this is cool as hell. Wish my truck had electrified door handles too keep people from trying to steal it
Iāve never wanted to be a mom more in my entire life.
That's fucking awesome. I need one.
Still nothing compared to my 1:1 replica Boeing 747
This would be the best thing to have in the event of a zombie apocalypse
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Biggest WTF are the California plates..
Nope not believing that's legal there at all.
More ways to assault people with a car. I'm sold.
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POV: someone who knows what POV means makes something.
least safe vehicle needed to drive through Ohio
Wonder what the mpg is in that thing.
As your average American, I totally wouldnāt mind if my wife drove this.
OSHA moment
AMeRIcA
Fun fact: this car gets 20 gallons per mile
The US needs a major overhaul
Yea it would be good if you have an extra FUCKING 5 million laying around.
America looks more and more apocalyptic every day
I get it get like 5mpg
The framerate hurts...
What is this? An advertisement catering to Mexican Cartels?
Can I use a winch to trigger a controlled explosion in such a situation in which a nearby bombās payload was exposed?
Must be nice to never work and still afford this.
I need this now
I feel like this will be shown to students 100 years from now as an example of runaway excess which ultimately leads to the destruction of our ecosystem.
I know I'm not the only one who unironically finds this cool as shit right, you're driving the fucking batmobile
Ah yes, tactical soccer mom
Bmp 1 or an bradley is better and they have guns
So what happens if you flip and it lights on fire
Mommy
Finally i wont be scared to pick my kids up from school. That place is a battlefield
I'm wondering if this car can toe to toe with Train
I thought this commercial was from Robocop
now install ATGMs on it
Mount an m2 Browning on the roof and I'll take it.
Not gonna lie. I would unironically drive this car everywhere
Pretty sure I own that in GTA Online
It is a pretty sweet truck for over $500k.
Oh go, SWATs here.
Nah man, that's my mom.
If you actually need a ride like this in the US, you live in an area that means you likely canāt afford it.
If you can afford this thing, simply move out of Detroit instead š
Is this a GTA car?
Bat mobile
All this so you can drop your kids in a American school
Perfect for zombie apocalypse
Borderline robocop territory.
WOOO! Another vehicle made for the average mother who definitely doesnāt have the skill to drive it, but it can still take out 90% of the vehicles on the road it collides with
Least armed murican
Hey I used to work next to that building
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She better lock her door
āThat will be 7 000 000 dollars, please.ā
So this is what happened when I put meth in the ventilation system of Lockheed Martin
Youāre*.
Mmm
I was like naaaaw for 1 minute and 21 seconds, then I found out the base model has 420 HP. Iām sold bois liquidating my assets.
Are you going into a warzone?
Ma'am stop talking you already sold it to me when you said that it was designed by a videogame designer
Basically suv form of batmobile
Bit overkill
You mean football
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No V-shaped hull? No ERA? No RCWS? Yeah that's not gonna last a day in *
IT CAN EVEN FIT A STROLLER!!1!!1!
I went on to the actual website to see wtf this thing is and built a $706,000 tank with reclining massage chairs instead of driver seats. This shit crazy as fuck
Fairly sertain that if u use any of the "Weapons" on this car ur going to jail but ok
Batmom is kind of hot
I dunno, I still want a Marauder. Hammond seemed to enjoy it...
Youāre
Shithole country.
Got kinda disappointed thereās no attachable 50 cal turret on the top and no drones that come out of the trunk so you can drone strike your kids bullies
The average car for living in america
Its 250k if anyone was asking
Americans thinking they live in an action movie
5 gallons per mile
I would drive over soo many people, if i had this :(
Bro that engine rev was so sad
Doktor! Turn of my door locks!
Good luck any country that attacks usa
Bro you could life in this bad boy
Murica is getting worse
That shit look like the CS Baltdjur from jc3
Ngl this looks pretty cool, probably worth 7 kidneys
Bruh I need this
My male urges are showing
All jokes aside I really want this vehicle. Sadly Its bought with money and not with wanting.
Rip the cops trying to arrest you
Pov my a soccer mom in America?
"For the most American schools"
The fear of getting stuck in this would be real. Fire, water..
the seat warmers are the only good thing I can find about this
Youāre
This the type of stuff you need millions of dollars to get in GTA 5
I like her š¤£ā¤ļø
Perfect for driving around the city
I take the train to uni...
You need one of these in Chicago.
MomDozer
That shit is straight out of gta
If i was a teen being picked up from rhe mall and she says that shit. I throwin hands
Genuinely surprised it didn't have a remote operated machine gun
I need a sleeper vehicle, not this siren
Only American engineering could make a v8 sound bland
Tiktok mfs don't know what is point of view
Whereās the fucking b-52 bomb sight to drop explosives near your enemyās??
I'm sure that that gas tank is already empty from revving it up a few times
A Romanian would still find a way inside
This is fucking paranoid.
Soccer mom's only exist in America the rest of the world has Football moms
Maybe move???
I've looked at these before. I wouldn't be able to afford one for a long time, but they are really awesome. I'd want one of these
Downvote bc your not you're
I'd kind of want to get this... to even the odds.
Her voice kinda irritates me
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It even gets 1 MPG!!!!
Karen when she sees black people playing chess in the park
Neat
I want this
Me telling the group of apocalypse survivors about a cool car I found
As someone who likes cars I just see a million things that can break so the exclusive repair shows can charge $500 for a light bulb replacement
If i was a multi billionaire i would honestly buy this over any super car lmfao
Wait. Why would any kids go to a mall?
Dude I need this
Road rage competitive 8v8 mode
Id cop
i hate how the rear view mirror isn't even a mirror its a camera
when "me" a soccer mom in Am*rica: š·
Smells like a steak and seats 35
Damn so can this stop an javelin? Just wondering
My first idea was that I need this
Is it my A?
Now how much miles are you getting to the gallonā¦
Nah she stole the presidents carš
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