Heās like could you not?
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Heās like could you not?
I love this guy on Tiktok (and probably on like Douyin or some other Chinese platform that gets reposted to Tiktok). Literally all his videos are going to these groundhogs and given them little rice crackers and speaking mandarin to them and calling them like little fatties as they all grab for his crackers lmao
Sometimes they have stupid little fights over crackers and like push each other. Their dumb, static expressions make it better
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Ty for delivering where OP couldn't link for the lazy
Thanks!
I love your comment. Thanks for the visuals
Only one little problem. These little field mammals host the black plague and every year a couple of people die from handling or eating little critters like these.
Itās like getting harrassed on thr streets; youāre out minding your own bussiness and randomly some big guy comes at you and gropes your shoulder and then goes down to groping your hip and butt
Not to mention the fucker then posts the whole assault on TikTok without blurring out your face as the victim
He was like donāt touch me
When animals understand consent
My good sirš§, keep thy hands to one self.
Or I shall bestow upon youā¦ the plague.
(As was mentioned in the previous post with this gif)
"I know I'm chunky dude get your hands off- you know what, fuck you; 6 more weeks of winter."
"And one less finger - ggrrraahh!!"
These groundhogs?
not yet.
Above ground hogs atm
Surface hogs
Landhogs
I like the idea of separate species of both surface hogs and subsurface hogs
I am 99 percent sure those are Himalayan marmots.
No, airhogs
No hotdogs
Legend has it if he sees his badonkadonkās shadow thereās 6 more weeks of Thiccness
Look at that reaction.
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"Did you just... did you just fucking touch me? Did you just- HEY!!!"
HR has entered the chat
" hey....... HEY...... Wtf Looks down WHAT THE FUCK I just say!??"
š¤please can you stop touching me
Wahaha the look on that guys face. XD he was like bruh thats my personal face. Fok off
Chonky
"Yo wtf stop touching me dude"
Big chungus
"Please stop touching me*
DAMN BOI!
THAT'S A THICK ASS BOI!
They looks like a dads next to car
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No wait thatās Steve
These things have zero survival instincts
Goofy rotund specimen š
That could have gone really badlyā¦ and I would like to see that video
So rude
I want to hear it voiced with a cockney accent
This is sexual assault
And that too in front of homies
Nice marmot
https://instagram.com/marmot.lovers?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= his Instagram
These things look like they could shred your face within a minute
Big hairy fupa š„°
Jerry stop touching me
Youāve contracted: The Plague
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AND HOW DO I GET ONE! I NEED A HUG ASAP FROM ONE THOSE ADORABLE LITTLE MOTHER FUCKERS!
Why do people force themselves on animals like this?
I wish anyone thinking of touching animals like this, would just not. They obviously do not want to be touched.
Ā«Dude wtf!Ā»
He looks like Timothy Spall
Chonky
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Is that a groundhog?
No, it's actually three groundhogs.
No, itās a whistle pig
Who has got your belly?
I was hoping the filmer was going to get chomped
You just ruined that term for me. Lol...
Good thing the camera cut before āThatās my purse, I donāt know you!ā
Damn boi, he thicc boi
I would very much like to pinch the floofy fat too!
Reminds me of an ex's mom that would pinch my rolls and be like "you've been eating well"
Love his body language, "what is happening?!"
These can carry bubonic plague.
Thatās a great way to get the Plague
They look like they're waiting for the bus, and then some fucking guy comes along...
stop grabbin at my lumps!!
Translation: "Yo! Why you touching me?"
āSir, canā¦sir can you not? Please stop touching me. SIR! That is my love handle, sir!ā
They funny ass animals
I can watch this on repeat for hours.
"aye what are you touching me like that for"
Hey! Who do you think you are! Do I walk up to you and Squeeze your Jelly Roll?
Chonkk
Your fat nephwe in every family gatherings:
Where a āme too,ā movement beginsā¦.
i love the two in the back. heās eating and his friend is like āgimme some of thatā and he slaps him. broās like bro, and proceeds to contemplate his existence.
Lmao
So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? (what'cha want?)
Offending a chubby rat, why bruh leave em be,
chubby cheeky bastards, look at them they are freaking cuteš„¹
"Unhand me hooman!!!!"
"hey what's u....wowwo don't touch me motherfucker ! , get your dirty paws off of me !!!"
Stop touching me!!
Ewok looking mfs
ALLAN!!! ALLAN!! ALLLAAANN!!
this sh iit super cute
"What the heck man? personal space!!"
Now I want to touch one too
That one auntie thatās a little to handsy at your birthday party
When my dog goes I'm getting two of these !
And I felt that š
"We are the Committee of Chonky, what say you sir?"
Cute
Man said āNIGG4 can you STOP touching meā
The number of reposts in this sub is staggering
Maybe go outside.
u/PsychologicalSail799 you are officially canceled
Stupidest title ever.
I had to watch this 20 times to realize that was the critterās arm and. Or some kind of vomit defense system.
Looks delicious
ALLAN! ALLAN! ALLAN! ALLAN!
Iāve never seen an animal emote āthe fuck is thisā quite so obviously
Those are awesome!!
I got a Glock in my rari
I think his mind cannot comprehend why someone should do this xD
no consent
Me and the boys abt to do the most deviously non intoxicated jokes all night
Ewokes are evolving.
Moe lester
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