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If anyone wants to see the full house it's here. And yes, if you're wondering, it's perfect.

My god, that’s glorious

That made me want a lot of cocaine

Something about vaporwave resonates with my LSD experiences. This would be a great place to drop.

Fuck same here!!

You know what also makes me want a lot of cocaine? Cocaine.

And listen to Eurasure’s ā€œA Little Respect.ā€

A private shopping mall mansion. Absolute fantastic!

Wow, that's like the mansion version of the Starcourt Mall in Stranger Things!

Hi Mr. Wells Fargo, I need a loan of $4.3 million please.

Lmao thanks for the laugh

If I were ever able to spend 4+million on a house, this is how I would do it. It's glorious.

Almost 700/mo HOA fee. Got dayum.

So even after purchasing a $5M home some Karen is still gonna get her way about my mailbox, loud car etc..

Jesus christ. 700 is absolutely fucking insane, but then I googled the average HOA in the US and its between $200-$300 a month! Does this apply to all properties? Or is it mainly for like, gated communities?

I'd like to know exactly where that money is going. What services do they get for 700??

I pay £15 a month, which is $18 US.

How else are you going to maintain the gates and fences that keep The Poors out?

It's so vice City vibes. Always wanted to see this kinda place in real.

holy crap that's a vaporwave nostalgia-bait 2020s videogame level, not a real house

I'll pitch in like 10k. Who's in!?

Reminds me of The Crying Of Lot 49

That is 4 million dollars well spent.

ONLY 4 mil estimate? goddamn

Oh holy shit. I hadn't even realized that. You know they're going to milk that house for sure lmfao.

Is this the real pricing here of the home? --->https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/74380-Palo-Verde-Dr-Indian-Wells-CA-92210/2091180249_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare it's said that the pricing here is $4M

That’s what they estimate. It was on the market a couple years ago for $8m initially and they dropped the price over the years to $5.5m but never sold it.

I dont fricking care

Damn.. that kitchen is just the tip of the iceberg!

Lord, do I have a might need.

Your amazing. I got happy seeing its 30 mins from me, not that I can afford 4.2 mil.

Whats old is new again... That was pretty wild for the 80s too.

It's more 80's than the actual 80's

i want it so bad

found here.

I love that room so much. I hope the new owners didn’t change it.

Pretty sure I’ve been in a hotel lobby just like this back in the 80s.

This is some say hello to my little friend shit right here

This is how my old office looked, right down to the neon, except with 90s primary colors instead of 80s pastels. God I hated that building haha

Dream House

This is a lovely lesson in how anything trendy will look outdated really fast. But also perhaps if you go at it thoroughly enough it will just end up being gorgeously crazily wonderful.

I love how close this is to typical 80s, but you can see the style transitioning into the 90s postmodern look. It's authentic and perfect. Almost makes me want to go build it in virtual space for the fun of it.

I so hope the owners have a pair of Afghan hounds running round that pool.

Why doesn't Zillow list the approximate value of blow done in this house?

It's gorgeous until some tik tok" influenceers" or Demo couple find it and tear it down to modernize it for clout. šŸ™„

Tiktok is a fucking plague on society

I was fuccing addicted to it for 2 years now it's Reddit and I can tell you they're not Much different. People here are just more articulate and logical but not by much.

I can see that, I suppose what (to me) makes it worse is the sheer narcissism with ensuring their face is on camera and the world sees their face, plastered everywhere to gather every follower possible, push out as much content for consumers and how the dances are done in public in front of everyone; there's just no escaping the clout chasers

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A few commas or periods go a long way, man.

But it's safe to say: it's all trash.

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I'm not trying to be narcissistic, I had to reread it a few times.

I’m not sure you understand what ā€œnarcissismā€ is.

Then you should know it's their whole life. It's not the life over there.

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Nothing beats Reddit’s comments layout, it allows you to engage in and follow discussion. TikTok & IG don’t want you discussing anything, they want you to argue and generate clicks.

Amen friend, amen.

And then they make it the most boring sterilized renovation ever. It’s so annoying that they ruin things that look great already to making it so generic.

You do not even want to see how my parents house used to look vs now. You'd sware it's some Dexter room for babies with how clean and White and small everything is.

MoDeRn aesthetic haha I’m personally not a fan but to each their own šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

Nooo no it's not or it's shouldn't be for that matter literally sterile and disgusting and should not even be a thing. But really why are we putting wave and core at the end of everything now or giving everything an aesthetic name lol or I guess like why are we giving weird aesthetic names to things now I like that's just modern because it's how it is now righ t?

Just needs some shiplap, sterile white everywhere, and a Live Laugh Love sign off Etsy.

Holy shit you just triggered me šŸ˜‚

It’s like a mansion, a mall food court, and a Taco Bell had a baby.

I love it.

If I was filthy rich I would absolutely have a place like this. Wouldn't change a thing and fill the garage with 80s and 90s cars only. šŸ˜ŒšŸ‘Œ

Glorious

This exact kitchen was in the show ā€˜Pose’. It’s so painfully retro I assumed it was a made up set.

It looks like a space age Flintstones theme park.

Weird Science vibes šŸ˜„

Is this where Dire Straits filmed the Money for Nothing video?

Love it

I have to go return some video tapes

If this house was on the market and /r/vaporwaveaesthetics decided to make this our physical home base, each of the subreddit members would only need to pay ~$9 to make it happen.

Realistically only 2% might pitch in making it ~$450 per person but hey one can dream.

You son of a bitch, I'm in

Split between the two of us, it's $2 million each

A few more people and it'll become increasingly affordable

we could setup a crowd funding.

Best vacation time share ever!

dream kitchen, nice green on the walls, colors all work well, pretty big/open; noice

Childhood nightmare, cool

You cannot renovate perfection

It looks like the set of a Nickelodeon show staring bob sagat

I would say this is a bonus.

so fucking rad

I love it...

scratchy sound love it

https://youtu.be/2FBt5p2JNS8

This is fucking incredible

Tommy Vercetti loves his kitchen

I’m stunned at how much it looks like an early 90’s computer rendering.

Nor should it, it’s perfect

the catering kitchen at Nakatomi Plaza

Ohhh yes this is perfect

God they were on some different shit back then

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Looks like a map created in Unreal Editor back in 1999 due to how weird the lighting looks.

Miami Vice kitchen

My first thought was that it looks like the set of a live action Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. After clicking the link for the rest of the images of the house I can confirm that yes, that is what it is.

I love this. Want my house to look like this

Looking at the pics on the website, I thought that green statue was one of those wacky waving inflatable arms guys lol other than some furniture pieces, I wouldn’t change a thing in this house!

Why did people stop making cool houses like this?

r/picturesyoucanhear

What do you hear? :D

Duuuu duuuuu….. da da da da da da

its beautiful 🄹

I kind of fucking love it.

What in the vice city

Please never renovate it šŸ˜ those colours are beautiful. That lighting!

It has absolutely been altered. Those fixtures are recent. All of the lighting is recent. Those appliances are not 35 years old. The cabinets are definitely new. This place has 100% been renovated. What a load of shit.

A Taco Bell in Dubai, circa 1995.

Imagine all that asbestos

Wow, awesome!!!

I'd like it better if the sides of the island matched the cabinets. And maybe a black-and-white checkboard tile floor.

I want it

Yup, but who was the owner??? Don't tell me another saudi prince you used it for three months in 30 years!

Well if it’s someone who used it everyday had parties and kids then it wouldn’t look like it does now

Pet peeve... If there's already a sink on the back bench, why put on in the coke-station. I mean... Island.

Incredible Pee Wee’s playhouse vibes

Yup 2020’s suck today’s suck is No one gets: Mitt Romney, Mitch McConnel, Liz Cheyenne, Gavin Newsome, Dr O, Obama, Virginia’s doll face Governor, Cuomo, , are the same person.

and Ukraine is just an excuse to euthanize Canada.

looks like Myst

Exceptional.

But it is still nice, even never "renovated"

pp—>PP

Looks like JC Denton hause

Damn that's nice...I want it