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Still kinda weird you guys had to remove the braces from the girl Jaws got with on bond. I'm sure it'll all make sense eventually.

That was a proof of concept.

WTF!!!! That TOO!!!?!?!

I like to think it's secretly the black mesa facility down there but with extremely boring frenchmen everywhere instead of vortiguants

l’galunga

Monsieur Libre

Monsieur Librehomme

I'm going there for a school trip in Febuary

I’ve heard they even turned Bill Oakley from BCS into a white man

Oh God, the hurdles we jumped to remove the McDogs from the McDonalds menu. Ronald was PISSED about that, but he had to after they learned what was in those things.

CERN on their way to kill a scientist for putting a banana in a microwave

Goofy ahh committee 300 ☠️☠️

That sounds like the choice of Steins;Gate ✍️🔥🔥

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I didn't. What?

El. Psy. Kongroo.

???????

You are clearly a member of the organization

?????????

I, the great Houin Kyouma, am declaring open fire against thy treacherous plans mister subordinate of the organization, I advise thou to warn your superiors of the magnificent power of my fellow lab members

Well guess what Houin, I fucked your mother in every reality

I made 70 bajillion time leaps just to find your earliest ancestor and fuck her

Bro fucked Eve 💀

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Uhh... Hey mister, I am mad scientist. It's so COOOOL! Sonuvabitch.

Steinsgate

What's that?

A series about Timetraveling, where Cern is the main villain. The banana reference is kind hard to explain but its basicly what the guy above us said

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Anime bananas 😝😝😝

holy shit pickle rick?????

“I beat my girlfriend m-morty!”

Based tuyu pfp

thanks, but you're double based for recognizing it

Well to be fair, why would you ever microwave fucking bananas of all things??

Berenstein's;gate

That is actually one of the (disputed) theories as to how the series got the name

On their way to an AVN award winning production with the "Large Hardon Collider"

CERN on their way to kill a scientist for putting casserole in a microwave (some mute idiot in an orange suit came to overheat it)

I'll show you the hardon collider

"and I said collider?! I barely know her."

CERN after opening a multiversal rift so they can convince Freddie Mercury to not sing "of the world" at the end of We Are the Champions

HE DOESN'T?!

He does in his live recordings just not any of the studio ones, og comment is mostly wrong

Its from D2: the mighty ducks. He sings it at the end of the movie in the song. Its where we all remember it from. But this may be a live recording used. Im just saying why I remember a cd where he said it. My Mighty ducks 2 soundtrack! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S1wC1hiQk5k

This is not a live recording, it’s just the first chorus of the studio version at the end of which he does sing it. The second verse is cut.

Who the hell remembers We Are The Champions from Mighty Ducks 2 💀

Not at the very end but he does at other points in the song

Mmmm yes, hardon

That's what it used to be called before CERN changed it.

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Edit: this pic goes so hard feel free to screenshot

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conCERNing

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Down bad

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LeBron James reportedly had the ball stolen by the Pentagon thief

Heisenbones

kid named new mandela effect

THE GUYS FROM STEINS;GATE

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Mfs creating the mandela effect instead of just admitting they wrong smh my head

It is pretty interesting though. How we all remember it that way but it's totally wrong

I would have bet tons of money that there was a cornucopia on the fruit of the loom logo back in the day. Apparently not!

If it were just a few people, no big deal. But on a society level it's pretty damn fascinating

It's something you barely pay attention to then you see an instigation and already 5000 useful idiots agree, having also not paid attention. You think "well it coulda been that makes sense".

Yeah but I totally remember the braces on that girl in jaws. It even kinda made sense her having the mouth full of metal like jaws. But nah, she just didn't have them now and my actual memory is just wrong. But I can picture it clear as day and remember thinking about the fact she had braces and it kinda made sense because jaws.. loads of them I could be lead easily by others as I don't have any correlating memories, but that one just hits different.

Consider your memory for day to day things is biased, a lie anyway, it's much easier to forgive small details like this.

I've just accepted she never had them. But I still don't get why I have a super clear memory of me thinking about the braces making sense when linked with jaws.

There would have been nothing to trigger that thought if the braces weren't there. But yeah, kinda mad how I've just created that in my mind for no fucking reason at all.

This fucks with me because I remember learning what the cornucopia was when I asked my mom at a clothing store when I was like 6

Shoot I was about to write the same, I was four, at a Zellers!

Same.

Okay… so all three of us are having a certain memory of asking our mom about the cornucopia and learning about it there as we saw the Fruit of the Loom logo?!?! That is weird…

Okay… so all three of us are having a certain memory of asking our mom about the cornucopia and learning about it there as we saw the Fruit of the Loom logo?!?! That is weird…

Interesting? sure. But it gets weird when people say that this proofs or indicates parallel dimensions or similar stuff.

Most of them of them have pretty obvious explanations. Like:

"Luke, I am your father" just makes more sense without context than "No! I am your father"

Mr. Monopoly is a cartoon classy rich guy so it would make sense for him to have a monocle.

Heisenbones is just people mixing up Breaking and Undertale. Since Breaking Bad had so many funny moments and characters of course a character like Sans would fit in.

Plant trying to convince me Heisenbones isn't real 🤬

Heisenbones deniers:

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The Mandela Effect is the effect of how things are different than many people remember

I saw a short youtube thing about it at one time, and some interviewed psychologist from South Africa was like: "Literally the only people who think Mandela died in prison are Americans who didn't listen during history class."

I just find it funny how the effect is named after him, but literally nobody in South Africa disagrees about reality.

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The portal is ready.

🗿🗿

The famous Madara Effect

Only known counter is Kishimoto particles.

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I thought about it but Madara didn't lose to something related to hashirama cells.

Madara effect when Black Zetsu effect walks behind it

wait what it never had a cornucopia???

😂 Welcome to everything is a lie

Not in this timeline

there was, I'm sure of it (mainly because seeing it in commercials growing up I always thought "why the fuck is there a cornucopia, that's not a fruit")

CERN on their way to create a highly volatile substance that definitely won't be taken by a cult and be used as a weapon of mass destruction on a religious group

That was a great book

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The Davinci Code I think. Or it was in that series.

Edit: it's Angels and Demons, the 5th book although there is no benefit to reading them sequentially.

Mr Langdon, CERN is composed of the world's greatest scientists, so naturally we specifically need you to unwind this wacky mystery.

It's also a movie

Okay, the Fruit of the Loom thing is messing with me so bad. I swear there was a cornucopia…

I think the main reason for this is the fruit of the loom knockoffs that did have a cornucopia. I have one of those

What if it’s the real deal? And that it simply had not been affected yet? You goota keep those inside a Faraday cage at all costs!!! The very nature of reality now depends on you!!!!!

holy shit, are you saying I own a pre-2012 CERN experiment fruit of the loom shirt????!!! I've gotta get myself a Faraday cage

Yeah, it may be too late though—I vaguely remember President Hillary Clinton mentioning something about the CERN a couple years ago, but I can’t remember the exact details…

It’s ironic how you still misspelled Berenstain

That’s the joke. It’s been altered.

Is it?? Thank you

I seem to go back and forth. Which is it this week? I think this is a Stein timeline.

Yeah it’s the Stein timeline

Was at dinner with girl and talked about this post. We were in a stain timeline. It had always been stain. Everyone knew this.

I stayed there all night.

(Ooo I just looked it up. We're back in the stain timeline everyone!)

Oh no!! I just got used to the Stein timeline!!

IT CHANGES

ISTG JUST STICK YO ONE THING

I AM MAD SCIENTIST! IT'S SO COOL!

Who needs the hadron collider when you can have the hardon collider.

They erased the stripper boots from GTA San Andreas :(

And removing the monocle from the monopoly guy

Hardon collider

🤨

So that's why we get morning wood. It all makes sense now.

guys I think CERN might've built an eigenweapon

If time travel or glitches in the universe exists this is how we'd be able to snuff it out.

Buzzwords

game name?

It's from one of the new Doom games I think

Doom Eternal. It's a direct sequel to Doom 2016.

Project Reboot

They don’t control the differences. They just opened the hole to the alternate universe

Do people seriously think CERN does this stuff?

Yeah. It’s either them or the alternates (if you know you know)

The organization got to the bearenstein bears. They must be stopped!

Can someone explain the CERN andcornucopia?

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IDC it's always going to be Berenstein to me.

Hayden: "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!"

New Mission: Shoot a hole in Mars

VEGA: "The portal is ready."

the waffle house found its new host

Don’t forget curious George’s tail

And heisenbones

Mandildo effect

Hardon

Hardon collider

Nobody remembers the Mandildo effect

Me when my hard on collides

Filthy rodents amirite

Context?

wouldn't be the most ridiculous thing the government has spent money on.

Also making everyone think that Daniel Radcliffe was in Tusk

And that morbius is not a good movie

large hardon collide her

Hardon colliders is what me and my mates have at sleep overs

There legitimately was a cornucopia on the fruit of the loom logo, I remember checking and being like ahHA

Madela efect

CERN on their way to remove the black tip at the end of Pikachu's tail

No it’s still there.

LHC 🤤

I’ll show you my hardon collider

It's Mandela not madela you silly goofy ball

They also made the target logo have one ring. I swear to god, they had 2 rings.